From: "aelfwina" <aelfwina@cableone.net>
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Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1

Barbara

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"aelfwina" <aelfwina@cableone.net> wrote in news:10usslk3krs8f17
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> Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
> 
> http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1

<delurk> Really funny! So simple. Thanks for sharing!

Mästerkatten

</delurk>

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From: "Paula Drennan" <dragonpink@satx.rr.com>
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"aelfwina" <aelfwina@cableone.net> wrote in message
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: Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
:
: http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1
:
: Barbara
:
:

that was incredibly wrong. bloody hilarious but so wrong.

excuse me while i try to breath through the laughter
-- 
Paula Drennan

May the forces of evil become confused
on the way to your house.

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From: "Taemon" <Taemon@zonnet.nl>
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"aelfwina" <aelfwina@cableone.net> wrote in message
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> Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
>
>
http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1

Did you see there is another one? It is mentioned in the
reactions.

http://www.big-big-truck.com/sa/mordor.gif

I thought it even funnier.

T.

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"aelfwina" <aelfwina@cableone.net> wrote in message
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> Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
>
> http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1
>


It reminds me of a usenet discussion.

;-)


-- 
Jette
"Work for Peace and remain Fiercely Loving" - Jim Byrnes
jette@blueyonder.co.uk
http://www.jette.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

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Taemon <Taemon@zonnet.nl> wrote:
> "aelfwina" <aelfwina@cableone.net> wrote in message
> news:10usslk3krs8f17@corp.supernews.com...
>
>> Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
>>
>>
> http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1
>
> Did you see there is another one? It is mentioned in the
> reactions.
>
> http://www.big-big-truck.com/sa/mordor.gif
>
> I thought it even funnier.

Both really funny. And if anyone wants to make their own...

This is the site to use. Haven't looked around yet, but it looks really
good for screen captures from the films. As for making gifs, well, I
don't really know how to do that.

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib.htm

There are some other gifs floating around.

Boromir's imaginary phone:

http://img13.paintedover.com/uploads/13/boromirsinvisiblephonelol8oa.gif

What really happened in Bag-end:

http://www.hut.fi/~ljnenone/sa/gandalffrodoring.gif

An explanation for flaming Denethor:

http://www.fendahleen.com/nerf/lotrvampiretest.gif

And this one is not too bad:

http://www.badnewsonline.com/images/LOTRse.gif

Most of those were from here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=476eaf21455f224bc479f445d5186eaa&threadid=1416950

But I only got through the first three pages before giving up. Some are
good, some are awful.

Christopher

-- 
---
Reply clue: Saruman welcomes you to Spamgard

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From: 103134.3516@compuserve.com (Jim Deutch)
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 08:46:07 -0600, "aelfwina" <aelfwina@cableone.net>
wrote:

>Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
>
>http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1

So, which phrase do you think is more likely to enter the lexicon:
"This little thing is hard to trajectorize." or "That's retarded,
Boromir." ???

My favorite was Agent Elrond's wordless reaction to Boromir's
suggestion.

Jim Deutch (JimboCat)
-- 
Don't question authority. What makes you think they know anything?

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"Christopher Kreuzer" <spamgard@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
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> But I only got through the first three pages before giving up. Some
> are good, some are awful.

The one where Gandalf puts the ring in the hearth... OMG I laughed.

Mästerkatten

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aelfwina wrote:
> 
> Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
> 
> http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1
> 

More:

<http://www.badnewsonline.com/images/LOTRse.gif>
<http://users.telenet.be/gpunk/mordor-vi.gif>

-- 
Odysseus

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Odysseus wrote:
> aelfwina wrote:
> >
> > Warning: do not drink and look at monitor at same time.
> >
> > http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1219524.html#cutid1
> > 

oh, that's sick... Funny as hell too...

Vandevere