From: "AJ \"no z\" Johnson" Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Ent Jokes Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 09:09:59 -0400 Organization: Lockheed Martin Corporation Lines: 48 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 158.187.51.56 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff2.ethz.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!switch.ch!news.mailgate.org!news-out1.nntp.be!propagator2-sterling!In.nntp.be!news.codefab.com!att541!att542!ip.att.net!newsfeed3.global.lmco.com!svlnews.lmms.lmco.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:123109 These, because I had nothing better to do. Ent Jokes --------- 1. Do Ents have woodpeckers? 2. A Ent was being interviewed by police after being viciously attacked by snails, and was asked to describe what happened. The Ent replied, "I don't know.... It all happened so fast." 3. I wonder what superstitious Ents knock on when they don't want something to happen. 4. Each cigarette an Ent smokes removes approximately 2000 years from their life expectancy. 5. Why did the Ent cross the road? Actually he didn't... the road just changed coarse over the years. 6. How many Ents does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't... the new one burns out by the time they are done changing it. 7. An Ent's bark is worse than its bite. 8. What do you call an Ent with no legs? A tree. 9. What do you call an Ent with no legs and no arms? A post. 10. What do you call an Ent whose fallen in the water? Doc. 11. Did you hear about the Ent who studied genealogy? He wanted to find his roots. 12. Did you hear about the Ent who wanted to study insects? 13. Did you hear about the insect who wanted to study Ents? 14. Retired birds use Ents as mobile homes. 15. I knew an Ent who really had a chip on his shoulder... turned out to be dandruff. 16. What do you call an Ent in a tie-dye T-shirt? A target. 17. Did you hear about the poor squirrel who tried to harvest the nuts from an... well, never mind. ###### From: JXStern Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: Ent Jokes Message-ID: <4le7nvge6b9d5a7o5la9v40299ocfdg47a@4ax.com> References: X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.92/32.572 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 8 Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2003 04:02:32 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 4.62.127.161 X-Complaints-To: abuse@verizon.net X-Trace: nwrddc03.gnilink.net 1064548952 4.62.127.161 (Fri, 26 Sep 2003 00:02:32 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2003 00:02:32 EDT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff2.ethz.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!irazu.switch.ch!switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news-out1.nntp.be!propagator2-sterling!news-in-sterling.nuthinbutnews.com!cyclone1.gnilink.net!spamkiller.gnilink.net!nwrddc03.gnilink.net.POSTED!4fcf30b0!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:123210 On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 09:09:59 -0400, "AJ \"no z\" Johnson" wrote: >5. Why did the Ent cross the road? Actually he didn't... the road just >changed course over the years. This one, I likes. ###### From: Lord Jubjub Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: Ent Jokes Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 22:55:05 -0500 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: User-Agent: MT-NewsWatcher/3.2 (PPC Mac OS X) X-Complaints-To: abuse@supernews.com Lines: 84 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff2.ethz.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!irazu.switch.ch!switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-xit-01!sn-post-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!jubjub Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:123311 In article , "AJ \"no z\" Johnson" wrote: > These, because I had nothing better to do. > > Ent Jokes > --------- > 1. Do Ents have woodpeckers? That's worth a flame war or two > 2. A Ent was being interviewed by police after being viciously attacked by > snails, and was asked to describe what happened. The Ent replied, "I don't > know.... It all happened so fast." good one > 3. I wonder what superstitious Ents knock on when they don't want something > to happen. hmmm > 4. Each cigarette an Ent smokes removes approximately 2000 years from their > life expectancy. eh > 5. Why did the Ent cross the road? Actually he didn't... the road just > changed coarse over the years. very good one > 6. How many Ents does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't... the new > one burns out by the time they are done changing it. excellent! > 7. An Ent's bark is worse than its bite. har ar > 8. What do you call an Ent with no legs? A tree. eh > 9. What do you call an Ent with no legs and no arms? A post. decent > 10. What do you call an Ent whose fallen in the water? Doc. > 11. Did you hear about the Ent who studied genealogy? He wanted to find his > roots. eh > 12. Did you hear about the Ent who wanted to study insects? > > 13. Did you hear about the insect who wanted to study Ents? ? > 14. Retired birds use Ents as mobile homes. snigger > 15. I knew an Ent who really had a chip on his shoulder... turned out to be > dandruff. oo. . .good one > 16. What do you call an Ent in a tie-dye T-shirt? A target. eh > 17. Did you hear about the poor squirrel who tried to harvest the nuts from > an... well, never mind. yeah. . . -- Lord Jubjub, ruler of the slithy toves. If you want to contact me, remember I am a LORD.