From: "Öjevind Lång" Newsgroups: alt.fan.tolkien,rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Destruction of Attack Dog Demanded Lines: 33 X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3110.5 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.101.75.137 X-Complaints-To: news-abuse@swip.net X-Trace: nntpserver.swip.net 1018907037 213.101.75.137 (Mon, 15 Apr 2002 23:43:57 MET DST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 23:43:57 MET DST Organization: A Customer of Tele2 X-Sender: s-774765@d213-101-75-137.swipnet.se Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 23:43:20 +0200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!uni-erlangen.de!newsfeed.arcor-online.net!news-x2.support.nl!newsfeed1.swip.net!swipnet!nntpserver.swip.net!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:84477 Thangorodrim, Middle-earth (CNN/Thauron News). M. Morgoth, the owner and managing director of Morgoth Enterprises, has entered an injunction at the local court that Huan, an attack dog belonging to a vagabond called Beren, be destroyed. Says his lawyer, S. I. Jompson: "Beren, a militant vegan and former leader of a band of outlaws, is together with his fiancée and his dog guilty of armed robbery, cruelty to animals, breaking and entering, assault and battery, causing grievous bodily harm, burglary, vandalism and grand larceny. In his repeated persecution campaign against my client, whom he publicly has accused of 'turning his childhood home into a wasteland', he has been assisted by his fiancée, who is wanted for vagrancy by a juvenile court, and his vicious attack dog, which he stole from its rightful owner. (The dog is guilty of complicity in that crime as well.) Among other things, those three, acting singly and together, have broken into the home of my client, assaulted, abused and manhandled him, killed his wolf hounds, caused grievous bodily harm to my client's CEO and personal staff and vandalized a piece of exotic jewelry my client acquired during a business trip, taking a part of it with them when fleeing the scene of the crime. The piece of jewelry was delivered to a certain Thingol Greycloak, a notorious fence and a leading figure within organized crime who is also known under various aliases. My client demands that his property be restored to him with an indemnity which we are not ready to specify at this moment of time (though it might possibly include a disputed land property), that the vicious dog be put down and that its owner be jailed for ten consecutive lifetimes, preferably at a high-security institution like Utumno. He further demands that his fiancé be turned over to him for community service during a hundred consecutive lifetimes." Beren refused to comment the charges. However, his dog, claiming to speak for the third and last time, said: "It's all a lot of crap. I wish I had bit him harder." Öjevnd ###### From: mair_fheal@yahoo.com (rand mair fheal) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tolkien,rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: Destruction of Attack Dog Demanded Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 18:58:40 -0700 Organization: tos coyote Message-ID: References: X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 12 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!sn-post-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!c74.ppp.tsoft.com!user Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:84548 In article , "Öjevind Lång" wrote: > Thangorodrim, Middle-earth (CNN/Thauron News). M. Morgoth, the owner and > managing director of Morgoth Enterprises, has entered an injunction at the > local court that Huan, an attack dog belonging to a vagabond called Beren, > be destroyed. Says his lawyer, S. I. Jompson: > "Beren, a militant vegan and former leader of a band of outlaws, is > together with his fiancée and his dog guilty of armed robbery, cruelty to sounds like terrorist to me morgoth was obviously attacking in self defense