From: erk1030@aol.com (Mithrigil ) Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Peter's Rings, Act One Lines: 970 NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder05.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Date: 26 Mar 2000 05:16:40 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: <20000326001640.02156.00003053@ng-fc1.aol.com> Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!diablo.theplanet.net!newsfeed.icl.net!netnews.com!howland.erols.net!portc.blue.aol.com.MISMATCH!portc01.blue.aol.com!portc.blue.aol.com!audrey04.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:16143 After many days of labor, I am able to present to you... PETER'S RINGS, ACT ONE Note to reader; do not read this unless you have a lot of free time- it's over 21 pages long, 4729 words. Mark it unread if you run out of time. ACT TWO should be finished by next week. Peter's rings, a parody of the musical "Evita" As performed by many concerned with the filming of the LotR movies. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------- A Studio in NZ, 2000 (To the tune of “A cinema in Buenos Aires...”) [A group of actors are shooting a scene, the departure for the Paths of the Dead from Meduseld, and Miranda Otto and Viggo Mortensen have most of the lines...] Otto; Aragorn... Mortensen; Lady of Rohan, you may not come. I have made that plain. Otto; But sir... Mortensen; No. Your place is here. Your uncle has commanded you to stay. Otto; But I do not wish to stay! I would ride to battle, or even, as it may come to, to death, were it with you! Mortensen; You were the one chosen... Otto; Shall I always be chosen? Shall I... [The voice of Peter Jackson interrupts] Jackson; Stop, stop, STOP!! More feeling, Miranda! How many times do I have to tell you?! Honestly, if Tolkien had seen you do that... [FREEZE SCENE] [Eerie chorus voices] Requiem aeternum Tolkien Grant eternal rest to Tolkien Requiem aeternum Tolkien Requiem Tolkien, Requiem Tolkien Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien Requiem aeternum Tolkien Requiem aeternum Tolkien Requiem Tolkien, Requiem Tolkien Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolkien [ Sir Ian McKellen, who was loafing around on the set, steps out of the Freeze, and sings to the audience;] Oh What a Concept (To the tune of “Oh what a Circus”) McKellen; Oh, what a concept, Oh, what a film! The universe has gone to Town Over the shoot of some movies called “Lord of the Rings” We’ve all gone crazy Filming all day and filming all night Falling over ourselves to get the characters right Oh what a concept, that’s how to go! Peter’s a genius, they say With his live-action filming of a whole other world It’s quite a project And good for New Zealand, in a roundabout way We’ve been making the pages of all the Tolkien sites today! But who is this man, Peter Jackson? Why all this typing, this talking, this trolling? What kind of Valar has lived among us? How will he ever start pleasing millions? He had his pictures, oh, 2 or 3 “The Frighteners” was at the top And “Heavenly Creatures” made Kate a success But that’s all gone now As soon as the PG-13 rating clears We’re all gonna see what he’s been doing these past couple of years (eerie chorus voices) Salve Peter, pater peliculae Hail Peter, Father of movies Vita dulcedo et spes nostra Our life, sweetness, and hope Salve, salve Peter Ad te clamamus exules filii Elendil To you we cry, exiled sons of Elendil Ad te suspirus filae Tinuviel To you we sigh, daughters of the Nightingale O director, nostra santo Oh director, our saint McKellen; You’re letting them down, Mr. Jackson You should be making those books immortal Not weaving in your lonely visions Of fighting Arwens and Latin pipeweed Sing, you fools, but you have it wrong Enjoy your films, because they won’t last long You’ll walk out before they’re through Tolkien’s not coming back to you! I’ve read his books, I know them well Those who haven’t can go to hell But the audience he’s aiming for Will not have read his books before Instead of appealing to those who care Instead of trying to keep what was there Instead of a history, giving a day Is this what we will be throwing their way? Sing you fools, but you have it wrong Enjoy your films, because they won’t last long You’ll walk out before they’re through Tolkien isn’t coming back to you!! (eerie chorus voices) Salve Peter, pater peliculae Vita dulcedo et spes nostra Salve, salve Peter Ad te clamamus exules filii Elendil Ad te suspirus filae Tinuviel O director, nostra santo. [Jackson emerges from Freeze] Jackson; Don’t call to me, fans of Tolkien I am only an artist, unimportant And undeserving of your attention Unless we all are, but only he is So see my movies, so see my concept So see my movies, so see my concept McKellen; They’re our movies too On These Sets you will Bring to Life (to the tune of “On this Night of a Thousand Stars”) [The whole freeze departs, leaving Christopher Lee, McKellen, and Peter. The Miramax execs rear their ugly heads and start to chat (pantomime) with Peter. Meanwhile, Lee takes center stage...] Lee; Now filming these books has every disadvantage You need if you want to succeed Too long and too hard Too many things important There was no way in hell These films COULDN’T do well! As the Miramax people found out Down in New Zealand Who have the distinction of being the first People to reckon with Peter Jackson Miramax Exec #1; On these sets you will bring to life The Departure of Boromir And the magic of Elrond’s strife They all begin here Miramax Exec #2; On these sets you will conquer all The technological kind of stuff We’ll allow you to have a ball The fans can’t get enough! All Miramax Execs; We never dreamed that there could be A picture such as this will be With half of your audience set We thank you for being the first That way you can’t be the worst All your money you can bet All our fears disappear And the thing that we feared Aren’t there anymore Since that magical day When you first came our way Our amor! All these sets All these sets All these sets we will leave to you For the greatest we’ve ever seen Nothing will measure up to be As fulfilling as you have been!! Peter and Miramax/ Peter Beware of this Venture (To the tune of “Eva and Magaldi/ Eva, beware of the city”) Jackson; To think that a place as famous as you are Would hire a poor little nothing like me **CHORUS** I want to be the greatest Kiwi That the world has ever seen (eerie chorus voices)[Popping their heads onstage for a quick moment] He want’s to be the greatest Kiwi That the world has ever seen McKellen; Just listen to that! They love you already I’d start as soon as you can Jackson; It’s happened at last! I’m starting to get started All I need are the rights! Miramax; We have Chris on the Line! Jackson; Hello, Mr. T. I want to film your father His books have the need for a chance too succeed Miramax; Don’t put words in his mouth... C. Tolkien; What’s that? You want the rights? Jackson; Exactly. What are we talking here? C. Tolkien; I think there should be limited poetic license They must remain HIS books, not yours or Miramax’s When you tell all the papers, you must mention my name Jackson; Sure. I’m gonna be the greatest Kiwi That the world has ever seen Would I even be doing what I am If I hadn’t thought, if I hadn’t known You would be so gracious C. Tolkien; Seems to me there’s no point in resisting You’ve made up your mind, and Good Choice! Why don’t you be the man who takes this venture? You’ll never be remembered otherwise Miramax; This venture can be wonderful for those who have the cash The names and the connections, what you need to make a splash If not you may get swept out with the “Phantom Menace” trash If you were Italian or American... Jackson; Screw the Americans! I will never accept them! The films made in America these days have no moral values And they will always be seen as sleazy and schmaltzy by Kiwis! C. Tolkien; Can you hang up now? My publisher is calling. [Jackson does so.] Miramax; Peter, beware of this venture You’ll do two films at most, that’s all we’ll host, anyway If you’re a fool we may pull money out And casting decisions must have no revisions We’ll need your reply in a day Jackson; Two films? Are you mad? I need at least a trilogy If ever I want to get by that Lucas guy “Star Wars” did it twice, so why oh why oh why the hell can’t I? I need 3 or 4, maybe more **CHORUS** Miramax; We aren’t paying for sagas Bakshi had it his way, and that’s all we will say, or you’re through But unless you want to abandon this project We’ll find an American, any American Who will be more agreeable than you Jackson; All right, have your way, I’ll catch you all some other day But how much can you do without the rights? They’re mine! I already know what cooks, and endured all your dirty looks I’m thinking about taking this to New Line. [The evil Miramax execs have every right to look like sick geckos] **CHORUS** [Peter exits] Miramax; What in god’s name did we do here? We lost millions of bucks, we’re a whole bunch of simpering saps! This in a business is dangerous enough, but we are in show business Now we will we will have to put of with the press in our laps! We will abhor this day that we threw it away... [Lee and McKellen excahnge a high five. The Miramax monstrosity exits] New Line Cinema (to the tune of “Buenos Aires”) [The New Line execs are happy people, and they enter and take their places on stage. Jackson sings to them...] Jackson; Whats new, New Line cinema? I’m new! And boy, have I got a project for you You will love it too! I’m a kiwi, New Line cinema. Stand back! you oughta know whatcha gonna get in me; Just New Zealand’s brand of Star Quality! I just got the rights from the son of the world’s greatest author And I giving to you the courtesy of this offer; Back me up for filming Lord of the Rings And I’ll tell you this is where I’m staying. Hello, New Line people! Get this; you have a multi-million dollar project here You have none to fear! All I ask of you guys is that you don’t start resticing licence I say 3 films or more, and I get to do all that’s in my sense Don’t look scared, I’m a legitamate man No need for you to worry about paying. New Line; You have clearance, Peter! We think that you’re the best man for the job, we see You’re New Zealand’s Brand of Star Quality And if ever you go too far It’s because of the things you are Wonderful man, we love you! And if you need a moment’s rest, We will provide the best Of every possible thing! [Long musical interlude, during which Peter shakes hands with all the New Line people, and “heads to New Zealand” (set change). Any reamining actors on stage diappear (that means you, McKellen and Lee)] Jackson; You’re the best, you’re the most, you’re the backers that will keep this humming You’re the hope that these films will be sooner than later in coming Now I’ll head back to my little island home This is where the music will be playing... Rio de la Anduin! Lorien! Gondor! The fields of the Pellenor All this here and More! Stand back, fans of Tolkien! Because you oughta know whatcha gonna get in me Just New Zealand’s Brand of Just New Zealand’s Brand of Just New Zealnad’s Brand of Star Quality! Goodnight and Thank You (to the tune of the song by the same name) [The actors form a queue facing PJ, obviously it’s casting time!] Jackson; (to Wood) Goodnight and thank you, Elijah! You’ll be perfect for Frodo, you have all the range that we need As long as you can spare 2 years of your life And are fine to be typcast for aeons to come We’ll be willing to give you the lead. Wood; Oh, but it’s great to be working with you! I’m happy to be at your back As long as I get to wear prosthetic feet McKellen; (to audience) Which means... hack. McKellen and Wood; **CHORUS** There is no one, no one at all Never has been and never will be director quite like PJ Who hasn’t an eye for, in fact, it’s to die for Clearly superior casting The actors in question know it’s an honor To even be turned down By Peter, Kiwi saint! Jackson; (to both Sir Ians) Goodnight and thank you, Sir Ians For the comic and dramatic senior roles in the show Holm, you’ll be great as an eccentiric cousin And no one’s as versitile as Sir McKellen As most of the world seems to know Holm; Oh, but it’s great to be working with you! But when this is done, must it be? I’ve dreamed of playing Bilbo for years! McKellen; Likewise for me McKellen, Wood, and Holm; **CHORUS** Jackson; (to Townsend) Goodnight and thank you, young Stuart. Far as Aragorn goes, you must stay on your toes for this role I know you’re a little bit minor for him But we think that you’ll deal, and we have to appeal To the audience as a whole Townsend; Oh, but it’s great to be working with you And Aragorn’s role is my dream! You won’t be at all disappointed in me! McKellen; Which dosn’t mean what it seems. Jackson; (to Astin, Boyd, and Monaghan) Being a Hobbit is a difficult thing It isn’t all waistcoats and cakes Astin, you’ll really be holding The Ring So don’t you start acting like fakes! The men in the movies are covered, I’ll bet Lee is the best villian anyone could get! McKellen, Holm, and Lee; We now have roles of the highest degree Shakespeare was nothing- NOW look at us three! All aforementioned Male Actors; Oh, but it’s great to be here in NZ! The Ladies need Potential (to the tune of “The Lady’s got Potential”) McKellen; In the Fall of ‘98 there was an article released Announcing every cast member who yet had been appeased With roles in Peter Jackson’s new creation The “Women of the Ring”, as they were soon to be called Were henceforth announced, 2 of them in all The number alone shocked groups in every nation! Yeah, just one paragraph and arguments start like fires, KAPOW, die! They write and they call, oh my! Backs to the wall, aim high They’re having a ball The pen and sword are drawn as sanity dies The ladies need potential, and potential they had The casting of Cate Blanchett wasn’t proving so bad She’s queenly, for a woman just past twenty Liv can’t act, but she has the right friends And we’ll agree that an acting career depends On sex appeal, and Liv seems to have it in plenty Yeah, just one name and purists protest, KAPOW, die! They write and they call, oh my! Backs to the wall, aim high This isn’t a ball That’s how they get the actresses they want Now the people behind PJ, calling the shots Involved so discreetly in a lot of his plots Were actors and crew members with a vision I have no opinion on the issue with Liv Ms. Tyler had her share of advice to give Including the first Fatal Femme decision Yeah, just one small demand and feminists roar like lions, KAPOW, die! They had their chance, oh my! They got what they wanted but it’s not what we wanted at all... Jackson was stuck with a sample of Saruman’s flame Yeah, suddenly the hate mail floods in like the falls of Rauros, KAPOW, die! He stumbles and falls, bye-bye! His back’s to the wall, aim high! He needed to compensate For making his doomed decision He tried to distract fans from his infallible flaw By throwing his more acceptible castings toward The public and the papers, that proves to behow he’d go But Mistress Liv was not the only miscast, you see A certain younger actor from the Irish Sea For after two months, Peter first met Viggo For after two months, Peter first met Viggo... Casting Decision/ The art of the Plausible (to the tune of “Charity Concert/ The art of the Possible) Crew member; OK, let’s take it from the top of the scene! [General hustle and bustle. Townsend and Tyler take center, rehearsing a clip from an Aragorn/Arwen scene] Townsend; Lady Undomiel, fairset of all the children of Elves and Men... Jackson; STOP! [They do so] Stuart. Townsend; Peter? Jackson; Your act hasn’t changed much. Townsend; [After a glare at Liv] Neither has yours. I stand here as one of your actors As we come together for this marvelous cause You’ve shown by your actions, your deeds and applause What you want us to do, but the power is yours Are these your books or are they Tolkien’s? [Full FREEZE, except for Lee] Lee; One always picks the easy fight Creative differences taken to light Attention shifts from left to right Drama, the art of the Plausible I’d be Surprisingly Good for You (to the tune of the song by the same name) [The actors clear the stage, leaving PJ alone. Viggo enters..] Mortensen; Peter Jackson. Jackson; Viggo Mortensen. Both; I’ve heard so much about you Mortensen/Jackson []; I’m amazed, for I’m only an actor [artist] Nothing to shout about [One of the thousands] Working at what I enjoy Mortensen; But when you work, the films you do move us all Jackson; But when YOU work, you take us away from the squalor of the real world. [the thought hits him...] Are you...working on anything new? Mortensen;No. Jackson; Well, I am, what a fortunate coincidence! Maybe you can help me out... Mortensen; It seems wrong to treat that guy that way This clearly isn’t what you both had planned But, if the little man is in your way I’d be delighted to give you a hand We both understand that I’m good for you I have never once rushed in like this The poor guy’s out now, and he doesn’t know Well, you blink an eye, you’re bound to miss I just can’t wait until I tell him so! And he’s bound to know that I’m good for you I’d be surprisingly good for you. I won’t go on if I’m boring you But do you understand my point of view? Do you like what you hear, what you see And would you be, good for me too? I’m not talking of a cameo I will not settile for supporting roles Looks like Stuart’s gonna have to go Back to his little country’s grassy knolls The critics agree I’d be good for you I’d be surprisingly good for you Jackson; So it’s settled, now I see You’ll fill Aragorn’s space perfectly I like what I hear, what I see and the publicity is good for me too. Mortensen; I’m not talking of a cameo I will not sttle for supporting roles Looks like Stuart’s gonna have to go Back to his little country’s grassy knolls The critics agree I’d be good for you I’d be surprisingly good for you. Hello and Goodbye (to the tune of the song by the same name) [Back on set, the actors are prparing to do another scene- with Stuart. Jackson and Viggo walk on] Mortensen; (to Townsend) Hello and goodbye, I’ve just unemployed you You can go back to Dublin You had your chance, I’m certain SHE [points to Tyler] enjoyed you Don’t act sad or surprised, you’re British, civilized. [Townsend hasn’t moved] Come on, little man, don’t stand there like a statue You weren’t here to play, that’s the price that you’ll pay So move, Pretty Boy. [Townsend is still holding his ground] I like how you speak, you’re an actor to the core This probably wouldn’t have happened if you’d been in films before. [That did it] Townsend; So what happens now? So what happens now? Where am I going to? Jackson; You’ll get by, you always have before Townsend; Where am I going to? Mortensen; Don’t ask anymore. Jackson; Let’s go get you fitted, Aragorn. [The two exit] Another Trailer on Another Set (to the tune of “Another Suitcase in another hall”) Townsend; I half-expected this good role to last a while But I fool myself, that’s an act of it’s own. I had hope I’d have a chance of seeing me But thats what comes of being so unknown **CHORUS** Townsend; So what happens now? McKellen and Lee; Another trailer on another set Townsend; So what happens now? McKellen and Lee; You’ll take any part that you can get Townsend; Where am I going to? McKellen and Lee; You’ll get by, you always have before. Townsend; Where am I going to? ** Townsend; The actor hasn’t learned the lines you’d like to hear He will play the role as he sees, and holds dear He won’t watch a work of art be tainted By the artist who has painted a parody **CHORUS** Look for me in papers, I’ll be there, I know Well, maybe for a while, I’ll be known, anyhow I won’t mention Jackson on any jubilant occasion But that’s no consolation here and now **CHORUS** McKellen; Don’t ask anymore. [Townsend exits] Jacksons Latest Film (to the tune of "Peron's Latest Flame") McKellen; In the Tolkien Internet community Many a debate I see Internet Community; Precisely McKellen; Regarding the films Internet Community; At least YOU notice! McKellen; From the rolling Cameras in Lorien Internet Community; Since when does Olorin... McKellen; To that whole issue with Arwen Have lasted a while Internet Community; ...speak Latin? Such a shame that we all aren't on the project We could have made Peter stay "true to the books" While we fight it out for lack of truth and logic All the while wishing to give dirty looks... Lee; Could there be, behind the set A cry for a different director to get Actors; Exactly Lee; Instead of a hack? Townsend; You said it, Brother!! Lee; Should you wish to tear the hair Of every serious actor there Just mention Liv Tyler; That isn't funny!! Actors (minus Tyler) Jackson is cruel, he's destroying the books If it wenen't for the money he would die from our looks And then Arwen, the last straw!! He's taking from our screen time with every last revision Why doesn't he just cast a man and avoid all the decision? Or he could just move along The evidence suggests He has other interests If he has a thing with Liv Then somebody's got to give Bitch!! Dangerous games... Internet Community; We hope these films turn out well If not, PJ can go to hell!! If we pettition, we can't win. Not unless we get deep within... Jackson; I am only a Kiwi with 3 or 4 films with success I am hoping and praying that this doesn't turn out a mess I am tired of the questions about Bombadil If I want to remove him, and Glorfindel, I will. Actors (minus Tyler); It's no crime for directors to edit, by chance As long as they're pleased with displeasing the fans We ignore, we act the same But once he allowed it to get out of hand It goes on our resumes, and it wasn't planned We are forced to bear his name He should get it through his head The Arwen issue isn't dead If he wan't's her fathers bucks He appears to be in luck Fuck!! Dangerous Games... Townsend; This really has been your year, Mr. Jackson Tell us where you go from here, Mr. Jackson Are the Aint It Cool News people blocking your way? Who did you Fire....I mean Hire yesterday? Jackson; The book is limiting, but the rights are mine. In casting, I think that I'm doing just fine. Townsend; Can we then assume then that Viggo is out? [Mortensen gives him a look that could wake the dead without aid of a standard] Mortensen; Is all this because you're a jealous little Irish shit who was too pretty-boy to handle being a Dunadan? Townsend; Good night and thank you. Actors (minus Tyler); She won't be kept happy by her hours on screen And those internet people have been really mean So go back to your Dad... He should get it through his head The Arwen issue isn't dead If he want's her fathers bucks He appears to be in luck The evidence suggests He has other interests If he has a thing with Liv Then somebody has to give Internet Community; We wish we could have a day To straighten this out with P.J. We are the people, hear us roar We don't want Bakshi, like before. A New Auteur Theory (to the tune of “A New Argentina”) [Lee and McKellen take center] Lee; Dice and rolling, the cards are out Would-be directors are all around I don’t say that they mean harm But they’d each give an arm to see Peter six feet underground McKellen; It doesn’t matter what the people say They know there’s nothing much that they can do They know that Peter has to have his way The changes can be brought by cast and crew Like me, and like you. All we have to do is sit and wait Keeping out of the public’s way Well- we can make his film be really great We are the ones who matter, critics say And with us in the film We can mold it to our desire Lee; Then again we could be foolish not to do what Peter says For we need his direction, and that is why All our actors are distinguished, and important, in their ways We could still turn out accptable purist movies, by and by. McKellen; That is crazy Follower’s talk Have you forgotten who we are? There’s no wcall for any action at all When the public approves of you! Internet community; A new Auteur theory, the chains of the masses untied A new Ateur theory, the voice of the purists cannot be dienied! McKellen; (to the community) There is only one man who deserves the title he earned An it isn’t Jackson, it’s Tolkien, as I now have learned He’d respect you, he’d accout you He would make seven films for you! But Peter plans to make only three! Internet commmunity; A new Auteur theory, the purist’s battle song! A new auteur theory, the voice of the people rings out loud and long! McKellen; Now I am an actor, I’ve seen the work Jackson can do I’ve seen him direct, and I’ve smiled, and hated it too. But I see through his vision every Tolkienist decision He need your help, according to me. Internet community; A new Auteur theory, a fifth age about to begin A new Auteur theory, we face him together, and no dissent within Lee; Then again we could be foolish not to do what Peter says I can see us keeping our jobs, keeping active You saw what happened to Stuart! He lasted 61 days Besides, staying the villian seems attractive. McKellen; (to Lee) Don’t think that I have never thought like you I used to get those nightmares too. They always took some swallowing But it’s very difficult to keep one’s dignity If it’s Peter that you’re following Don’t lose your pride for the sake of your job Because you will never get it back But would we be doing what we are If we hadn’t thought, if I hadn’t known He would have this vision? (Back to the Community) PJ is being PC now, and this we avow The issues with Arwen are not faring well with you now He disregards you, he forgets you He ignores all the pleas from you! Whose films are these going to be? All except Tyler and Jackson; A new Auteur theory, the chains of the masses untied! A new Auteur theory, the voice of the people cannot be denied! [Jackson enters and takes center atge amidst the chaos] Jackson; How annoying they are that they plan to fight the system for their cause The inconvenience is thet they’re the majority. If normal artst’s liscence fail to win me applause There are other ways of establishing authority All except Jacksoon and Tyler; A new Auteur theory, the chains of the masses untied! A new Auteur theory, the voice of the people cannot be and will not be and must not be denied! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------- WHEW!! ACT TWO is on the way. Please comment or submit ideas. -*Mithrigil* ###### From: Jon Meltzer Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: Peter's Rings, Act One Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 14:33:19 -0500 Organization: Esoteric Order of Dagon Lines: 13 Message-ID: References: <20000326001640.02156.00003053@ng-fc1.aol.com> Reply-To: jmeltzer@pobox.com NNTP-Posting-Host: a5.f7.06.c7 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Server-Date: 26 Mar 2000 19:35:20 GMT X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 X-No-Archive: yes Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!isdnet!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.mindspring.net.MISMATCH!news.mindspring.net!newsfeed.mindspring.net!firehose.mindspring.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:16161 On 26 Mar 2000 05:16:40 GMT, erk1030@aol.com (Mithrigil ) wrote: > >WHEW!! > >ACT TWO is on the way. Please comment or submit ideas. > > Don't leave out the Martinez solo ... ###### From: erk1030@aol.com (Mithrigil ) Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: Peter's Rings, Act One Lines: 25 NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder05.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Date: 26 Mar 2000 20:47:20 GMT References: Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Message-ID: <20000326154720.01818.00002086@ng-cr1.aol.com> Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!bignews.mediaways.net!diablo.theplanet.net!europa.netcrusader.net!152.163.239.129!portc01.blue.aol.com!portc.blue.aol.com!audrey04.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch rec.arts.books.tolkien:16182 >Don't leave out the Martinez solo ... > > He's getting one in ACT TWO.... ------------------------------------------------------ Internet community; We wish we could have a day To straighten this out with PJ We are the people, hear us roar... Martinez; But his secrecey is dead Look who has the power now! [The community is silent; He's right!. McKellen and Lee exchange another high five]..... ----------------------------------------------------- When you see the whole ting, you'll understand. -*Mithrigil*