From: Jereeza Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: LotR humor Date: Fri, 09 Jul 1999 23:46:51 +0200 Organization: FFR Lines: 22 Message-ID: <37866DCB.FC2C1919@dessin.beaux-arts.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ar2-p55-ri.tel.hr Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: as102.tel.hr 931642949 17633 195.29.232.183 (10 Jul 1999 21:42:29 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@tel.hr NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Jul 1999 21:42:29 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; I) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.belnet.be!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!205.219.255.8!argos.tel.hr!not-for-mail Browsing the net I found these little pearls - they are just so amazingly silly that I thought I'd share the discovery with the entire group: http://will.mylanders.com/humor/LOTR_condensed.php3 http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Quadrant/7201/frododiary.html (or the whole Tolkien Insanity site: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Quadrant/7201/ ) http://www.sauerland.de/~lunatic/zweckfrei/Alternative_Ending.html -- Jereeza the Tilde Happy Pearl of the Orient "Tilde end of time!" ps. remove dessin when replying ###### From: Jereeza Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: LotR humor Date: Sat, 10 Jul 1999 12:38:21 +0200 Organization: FFR Lines: 39 Message-ID: <3787229D.4BB7BDD5@dessin.beaux-arts.com> References: <37866DCB.FC2C1919@dessin.beaux-arts.com> <378844d0.21544741@news.earthlink.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ar2-p59-ri.tel.hr Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: as102.tel.hr 931689228 11285 195.29.232.187 (11 Jul 1999 10:33:48 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@tel.hr NNTP-Posting-Date: 11 Jul 1999 10:33:48 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; I) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!205.219.255.8!argos.tel.hr!not-for-mail Prembone wrote: > Don't forget my own Tolkien Parody site (the clean one): > > http://www.geocities.com/~prembone/tolkien/index.html > > Be advised that it probably won't stay on GeoCities/Yahoo > forever...I'll post the updated URL if and when it moves. Meanwhile, > go read about Ole and Sven and the Lutefisk of Doom. ;-) > > OH...the "Tilde" Tolkien parody site (about half the chapters are up, > so far) can be found at: > > http://nettrash.com/users/tolktrash/ > > That's the "randy" story that John Dean and I were spinning on the > newsgroup. Names of characters have been changed to protect our > legal...uh, I guess I better say "butts," since there's no tilde on > this thread. ;-) I didn't add those cos they're *quality* material :) - the links I posted are plain *silly* ;) And about the illo'd version... I've an introductory short one done ('Starry starry night...: Prelude to the Tilde'), just to show what the Tilde Club is up to - now I'm on my way to *the* tilde material - woo hoo! It should land on one of my web spaces during this week :) -- Jereeza the Tilde Happy Pearl of the Orient "Tilde end of time!" ps. remove dessin when replying ###### From: prembone@excitebitespam.com (Prembone) Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: LotR humor Date: Sun, 11 Jul 1999 07:19:29 GMT X-ELN-Insert-Date: Sun Jul 11 00:25:04 1999 References: <37866DCB.FC2C1919@dessin.beaux-arts.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.11/32.235 Organization: The Rescue Frodo SWAT Team X-Posted-Path-Was: not-for-mail Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: sdn-ar-002mnminnp170.dialsprint.net X-ELN-Date: 11 Jul 1999 07:22:07 GMT Message-ID: <378844d0.21544741@news.earthlink.net> Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news.tvd.be!colt.net!easynet-tele!easynet.net!newspeer1.nac.net!newspeer.monmouth.com!newsfeed1.earthlink.net!nntp.earthlink.net!posted-from-earthlink!not-for-mail On Fri, 09 Jul 1999 23:46:51 +0200, Jereeza wrote: >Browsing the net I found these little pearls - they are just so >amazingly silly that I thought I'd share the discovery with the entire >group: > >http://will.mylanders.com/humor/LOTR_condensed.php3 > >http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Quadrant/7201/frododiary.html >(or the whole Tolkien Insanity site: >http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Quadrant/7201/ ) > >http://www.sauerland.de/~lunatic/zweckfrei/Alternative_Ending.html Don't forget my own Tolkien Parody site (the clean one): http://www.geocities.com/~prembone/tolkien/index.html Be advised that it probably won't stay on GeoCities/Yahoo forever...I'll post the updated URL if and when it moves. Meanwhile, go read about Ole and Sven and the Lutefisk of Doom. ;-) OH...the "Tilde" Tolkien parody site (about half the chapters are up, so far) can be found at: http://nettrash.com/users/tolktrash/ That's the "randy" story that John Dean and I were spinning on the newsgroup. Names of characters have been changed to protect our legal...uh, I guess I better say "butts," since there's no tilde on this thread. ;-) "Levon wears his war wound like a crown..." -- Taupin ###### From: Robert Brady Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: LotR humor Date: 15 Jul 1999 13:20:23 GMT Organization: Electronics and Computer Science, University of Southampton Message-ID: <7mkn6n$m4s@wapping.ecs.soton.ac.uk> References: <37866DCB.FC2C1919@dessin.beaux-arts.com> Reply-To: rwb197@ecs.soton.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Host: orbital.ecs.soton.ac.uk X-URL: http://www.aber.mud.org/ X-Conspiracy: There is no conspiracy User-Agent: tin/pre-1.4-19990517 ("Psychonaut") (UNIX) (Linux/2.0.34 (i686)) Lines: 12 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news1.sunrise.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!ayres.ftech.net!news.ftech.net!baron.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!server3.netnews.ja.net!spruce.sucs.soton.ac.uk!wapping.ecs.soton.ac.uk!not-for-mail Jereeza wrote: >Browsing the net I found these little pearls - they are just so >amazingly silly that I thought I'd share the discovery with the entire >group: >http://will.mylanders.com/humor/LOTR_condensed.php3 These seem rather similar to the compressions of the books at http://www.rinkworks.com/. In fact, identical. -- Robert ###### From: Mainecoon Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: LotR humor Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 01:16:55 GMT Organization: Deja.com - Share what you know. Learn what you don't. Lines: 39 Message-ID: <7mm15v$13p$1@nnrp1.deja.com> References: <37866DCB.FC2C1919@dessin.beaux-arts.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 152.163.207.187 X-Article-Creation-Date: Fri Jul 16 01:16:55 1999 GMT X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; AOL 4.0; Windows 98) X-Http-Proxy: 1.0 x27.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 152.163.207.187 X-MyDeja-Info: XMYDJUIDsam_gamgee Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.belnet.be!isdnet!netnews.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!nntp2.deja.com!nnrp1.deja.com!not-for-mail In article <37866DCB.FC2C1919@dessin.beaux-arts.com>, Jereeza wrote: > Browsing the net I found these little pearls - they are just so > amazingly silly that I thought I'd share the discovery with the entire > group: > > http://will.mylanders.com/humor/LOTR_condensed.php3 > > http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Quadrant/7201/frododiary.html > (or the whole Tolkien Insanity site: > http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Quadrant/7201/ ) > > http://www.sauerland.de/~lunatic/zweckfrei/Alternative_Ending.html > > -- > Jereeza the Tilde Happy Pearl of the Orient > > > "Tilde end of time!" > > ps. remove dessin when replying > > Laughing hilariously attracting a lot of unwanted attention from the office next door, I'm sure my cousins are wondering "has she REALLY gone nuts AGAIN this time???" I LOVE THIS!!! ~Mainecoon (heeheeheeehahahaha hoooo hooooooooo hehehehehe hahahaha heeeeheeeeeeheeeee >>gigglegigglegiggle<< snrk, HAHAHAHAHA!!! etc.) -- "Often the unbidden guest proves the best company." Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't. ###### From: fernwithy@aol.com (FernWithy) Newsgroups: rec.arts.books.tolkien Subject: Re: LotR humor Lines: 6 NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder05.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Date: 16 Jul 1999 01:54:39 GMT References: <7mm15v$13p$1@nnrp1.deja.com> Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Message-ID: <19990715215439.16482.00000763@ng-fk1.aol.com> Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!howland.erols.net!portc02.blue.aol.com!audrey01.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Yeah, I forgot to post. I loved the super-abridged version of The 2 Towers... --- FernWithy "If [moral] behavior is to be, it cannot be as a result of an intellectual moral stance; it is because there is such a thing as love, merely a practical fact, a practical force in human affairs." -- Stephen King (Danse Macabre)