From: CyberChick2001 Subject: BEWARE Of Your HOAXES!!! Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Message-ID: <0a095358.94b3c55b@usw-ex0107-050.remarq.com> Lines: 67 Bytes: 3728 X-Originating-Host: 152.163.194.191 Organization: http://www.remarq.com: The World's Usenet/Discussions Start Here X-Wren-Trace: eHRReXhhJmwnOWF4dGBmaWdgYVFkYjFjcnA1dHJtLWUuIHokLGcvKyEhPiAjZQ== Date: Mon, 03 Apr 2000 17:36:41 -0700 NNTP-Posting-Host: 10.0.2.50 X-Complaints-To: wrenabuse@remarq.com X-Trace: WReNphoon4 954808643 10.0.2.50 (Mon, 03 Apr 2000 17:37:23 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 03 Apr 2000 17:37:23 PDT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!supernews.com!sn-inject-01!WReNclone!WReNphoon4.POSTED!WReN!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.folklore.computers:53649 Thought this would be amusing. Kassidy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What you are about to read is TRUE! I heard it from a friend who said his friend had heard it from a friend of his who had heard it from his mothers sister on his fathers side. hehehe Wayne Subject: BEWARE Of Your HOAXES!!! I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded their e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals) when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken - which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government made them change their name to KFC. Anyway, one day this friend went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive and infect all the electronics in his house if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true - I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.) The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his Missing kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped around a note that said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital - the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good luck but for 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS). So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation. Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and you will receive 4 green m&ms, but if you don't the owner of Proctor and Gamble will report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck: you will get cancer from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your wife will develop breast cancer from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on your e-mails forever. I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet. * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet's Discussion Network * The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet - Free! ###### From: "Charlie Gibbs" Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: BEWARE Of Your HOAXES!!! Date: 04 Apr 00 10:44:35 -0800 Organization: http://extra.newsguy.com Lines: 14 Message-ID: <367.129T1790T6445047@sky.bus.com> References: <0a095358.94b3c55b@usw-ex0107-050.remarq.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: p-493.newsdawg.com X-Newsreader: THOR 2.5a (Amiga;TCP/IP) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!skynet.be!209.155.56.21.MISMATCH!pln-e!spln!extra.newsguy.com!newsp.newsguy.com!news2 Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.folklore.computers:53723 In article <0a095358.94b3c55b@usw-ex0107-050.remarq.com> made4stage@ureach.com (CyberChick2001) writes: >Thought this would be amusing. [multi-purpose hoax parody snipped] That was good. But why waste time posting it in this newsgroup? This is rec.humor.funny material. -- cgibbs@sky.bus.com (Charlie Gibbs) Remove the first period after the "at" sign to reply. ###### From: greg@apple2.com Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers,alt.folklore.urban Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban Subject: Re: BEWARE Of Your HOAXES!!! Organization: II Infinitum References: <0a095358.94b3c55b@usw-ex0107-050.remarq.com> <367.129T1790T6445047@sky.bus.com> User-Agent: MT-NewsWatcher/3.0 (PPC) X-Face: &@UA7$)=n9C7!qu%-5s},3tR@NEy+B>8PW"^,8?A>%."0{J2c1Yr]NKw';5/( J\r@/{UADjCdE~iRnOEOfbre(/1Y=$TS3Wt7B`a4sz, Lines: 29 NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2000 12:33:40 CDT X-Trace: sv2-XfxXB9YaiUstVi/j8tdqzGXzfxraQfjbXwyPULmMPU0IwTxUfLQwn3Z/RuxipsnjFWmfQ/3E0T135N7!GFA0AQ4dsnWmKL/XikFnRFmLyw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@GigaNews.Com X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2000 12:33:38 -0500 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed1.news.rcn.net!rcn!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.giganews.com!news5.giganews.com.POSTED!greg Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.folklore.computers:53736 In article <367.129T1790T6445047@sky.bus.com>, "Charlie Gibbs" wrote: >made4stage@ureach.com (CyberChick2001) writes: >> Thought this would be amusing. >: [multi-purpose hoax parody snipped] > That was good. But why waste time posting it in this newsgroup > [alt.folklore.computers]? This is rec.humor.funny material. Indeed, it was posted to rec.humor.funny. Twice. With slight variations. 02 Feb 1999: 29 Mar 1999: I'm sure someone will have fun tracking the variations between these and this latest one multiposted by this "CyberChick2001" (Deja cite:) 03 Apr 2000: Adding alt.folklore.urban and setting followups there. -- -- --- -- -- -- ------------------------------------------------------------------ -- -- --- ---