From: alien_eggman@yahoo.com (Alien Eggman) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Hey baby, what's your sign... Date: 13 Sep 2003 19:30:17 -0700 Organization: http://groups.google.com/ Lines: 88 Message-ID: <111f5200.0309131830.384bb7c4@posting.google.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.217.105.134 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: posting.google.com 1063506618 8372 127.0.0.1 (14 Sep 2003 02:30:18 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: 14 Sep 2003 02:30:18 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff2.ethz.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!irazu.switch.ch!switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!postnews1.google.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:36933 Someone sent this to me today, thought I'd share it... Aries- The Ram .-. .-. You tend to be a headstrong and deliberate in your actions. (_ \ / _) Basically you don't give a f@ck about anyone. Most people hate Y you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who | would masturbate at a wedding. Taurus- The Bull . . '.___.' Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get .' `. on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly : : ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. : : `.___.' Gemini- The Twins ._____. | | Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. | | Simply your a neurotic schizophrenic. A real f@cking weirdo, _|_|_ the type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet. ' ' Cancer- The Crab .--. / _`. You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making (_) ( ) money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's '. / limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. `--' Leo- The Lion .--. ( ) The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to (_) / try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden (_, snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos ar living on the welfare. Virgo- The Virgin _ ' `:--.--. You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. | | |_ But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo | | | ) men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores. | | |/ (J Libra- The Balance __ ___.' `.___ You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. ____________ This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. Scorpius- The Scorpion _ ' `:--.--. You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. | | | However these are your only good traits. You screw small | | | animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot | | | .., on your clothes. `---': Sagittarius- The Archer ... .': You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the .' arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex `..' toys.You thrive on incest. .'`. Capricorn- The Goat _ \ /_) You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quite type. \ /`. A mean self-centred shite and a closet homosexual. Your best \ / ; friend is probably an altar boy. \/ __.' Aquarius- The Water Bearer .-"-._.-"-._.- You are the academic type and will probably end up working in .-"-._.-"-._.- the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. Pisces- The Fishes `-. .-' You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. : : You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most --:--:-- people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will : : continually fail. You're a prick. .-' `-. ###### Lines: 1 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: nitessky99@aol.comnospamz (Nitessky99) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Date: 14 Sep 2003 05:32:03 GMT References: <111f5200.0309131830.384bb7c4@posting.google.com> Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Subject: Re: Hey baby, what's your sign... Message-ID: <20030914013203.14482.00000683@mb-m12.aol.com> Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff2.ethz.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!ngpeer.news.aol.com!audrey-m2.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:36931 Not funny weirdooooooo ###### From: Sharky Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Hey baby, what's your sign... Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2003 02:22:43 -0400 Organization: Compuglobalhypermeganet Lines: 6 Message-ID: References: <111f5200.0309131830.384bb7c4@posting.google.com> <20030914013203.14482.00000683@mb-m12.aol.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff2.ethz.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!irazu.switch.ch!switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.alt.net!usenet Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:36937 In message <20030914013203.14482.00000683@mb-m12.aol.com> nitessky99@aol.comnospamz (Nitessky99) wrote: >Not funny weirdooooooo AOL is your just reward, moron. ###### From: alien_eggman@yahoo.com (Alien Eggman) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Hey baby, what's your sign... Date: 14 Sep 2003 18:06:13 -0700 Organization: http://groups.google.com/ Lines: 23 Message-ID: <111f5200.0309141706.4d26bb84@posting.google.com> References: <111f5200.0309131830.384bb7c4@posting.google.com> <20030914013203.14482.00000683@mb-m12.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.217.105.134 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: posting.google.com 1063587975 25694 127.0.0.1 (15 Sep 2003 01:06:15 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: 15 Sep 2003 01:06:15 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff2.ethz.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!snoopy.risq.qc.ca!headwall.stanford.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!postnews1.google.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:36941 nitessky99@aol.comnospamz (Nitessky99) wrote in message news:<20030914013203.14482.00000683@mb-m12.aol.com>... > Not funny weirdooooooo Doesnt have to be funny, it's ASCII :P I even googled one of the lines to make sure it was not a repost. 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