From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: One character ascii-art Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2002 01:24:11 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 29 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-1-128-69.btinternet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: knossos.btinternet.com 1013649851 5867 213.1.128.69 (14 Feb 2002 01:24:11 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2002 01:24:11 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-hub.siol.net!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27835 % . /|\ | | A tit wank, viewed from an obscure angle. -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: "Scrounge Weasel" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2002 23:06:04 -0500 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 16 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!newsfeed.online.be!isdnet!sn-xit-02!sn-post-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27957 ] A staple * The North Star = Section of train track ^ One of those rice-picker hats like Raiden wears in Mortal Kombat + Rammstein's logo " Beaver teeth . A black hole | A pipe! ::groan:: \ Playground slide ( Concave mirror ) Convex mirror L Comfortable armchair, or a bookend P Large-breasted woman 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions ###### From: "Scrounge Weasel" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2002 23:08:59 -0500 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 18 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!sjc-peer.news.verio.net!news.verio.net!sn-xit-01!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27959 "drsquare" wrote in message news:lj4m6ukd02kq0hkrbquo50nsasj8145ljb@4ax.com... > > > % > . > /|\ > | > | > > A tit wank, viewed from > an obscure angle. > Wanking means masturbating, dumbass. It's a tit FUCK, not a wank. Iesu, boy, can't you even be offensive correctly? ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 08:04:30 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 41 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-1-136-58.btinternet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: paris.btinternet.com 1014278670 19672 213.1.136.58 (21 Feb 2002 08:04:30 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 08:04:30 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!proxad.net!news-hub.cableinet.net!blueyonder!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27962 On Wed, 20 Feb 2002 23:06:04 -0500, in alt.ascii-art, ("Scrounge Weasel" ) wrote: > ] A staple > * The North Star > = Section of train track > ^ One of those rice-picker hats like Raiden wears in Mortal Kombat > + Rammstein's logo > " Beaver teeth > . A black hole > | A pipe! ::groan:: > \ Playground slide > ( Concave mirror > ) Convex mirror > L Comfortable armchair, or a bookend > P Large-breasted woman > 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions Amazing! Here's another one: # Hitler's moustache. -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 08:04:33 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 39 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-1-136-58.btinternet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: paris.btinternet.com 1014278673 19672 213.1.136.58 (21 Feb 2002 08:04:33 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 08:04:33 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!proxad.net!news-hub.cableinet.net!blueyonder!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27961 On Wed, 20 Feb 2002 23:08:59 -0500, in alt.ascii-art, ("Scrounge Weasel" ) wrote: >"drsquare" wrote in message >news:lj4m6ukd02kq0hkrbquo50nsasj8145ljb@4ax.com... >> >> % >> . >> /|\ >> | >> | >> >> A tit wank, viewed from >> an obscure angle. > >Wanking means masturbating, dumbass. It's a tit FUCK, not a wank. Iesu, >boy, can't you even be offensive correctly? No, it's definitely a tit wank. There's no such thing as a tit fuck. It is masturbating, she is masturbating his cock with her tits. Also known as a "French wank" or a "sausage sandwich". -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: "Sam Blanning" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 09:48:25 -0000 Lines: 24 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: modem-1990.antelope.dialup.pol.co.uk X-Trace: news5.svr.pol.co.uk 1014284436 18785 217.134.23.198 (21 Feb 2002 09:40:36 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: 21 Feb 2002 09:40:36 GMT X-Complaints-To: abuse@theplanet.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!diablo.theplanet.net!diablo.theplanet.net!news.theplanet.net!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27954 "drsquare" wrote in message news:le897ugh1fjc73vpv7ecuv3552v3e6i6fk@4ax.com... > > > ] A staple [..........] > > 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions > > Amazing! > > Here's another one: > > # Hitler's moustache. I'd have thought that was more of a " myself. ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 11:51:52 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 45 Message-ID: <2en97uo0bg9sj0fbmiaibjhuk748kma4ni@4ax.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-122-193-136.in-addr.btopenworld.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: paris.btinternet.com 1014292312 8635 213.122.193.136 (21 Feb 2002 11:51:52 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 11:51:52 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!proxad.net!proxad.net!news-hub.cableinet.net!blueyonder!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27969 On Thu, 21 Feb 2002 09:48:25 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, ("Sam Blanning" ) wrote: > >"drsquare" wrote in message >news:le897ugh1fjc73vpv7ecuv3552v3e6i6fk@4ax.com... > >> >> > ] A staple > >[..........] > >> > 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions >> >> Amazing! >> >> Here's another one: >> >> # Hitler's moustache. > >I'd have thought that was more of a > >" > >myself. Depends on the scale of the picture, and how he's shaved it. -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 18:07:43 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 38 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-1-136-205.btinternet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: knossos.btinternet.com 1014314863 8314 213.1.136.205 (21 Feb 2002 18:07:43 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 18:07:43 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!btnet-peer1!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27965 On Thu, 21 Feb 2002 17:18:15 +0100, in alt.ascii-art, ("Joaquim Gândara" ) wrote: >"drsquare" skrev i meddelandet >news:sf897ug6lpk5n0qf4e54faeal2ll26e8g3@4ax.com > >> >Wanking means masturbating, dumbass. It's a tit FUCK, not a wank. Iesu, >> >boy, can't you even be offensive correctly? >> >> No, it's definitely a tit wank. There's no such thing as a tit fuck. It is >> masturbating, she is masturbating his cock with her tits. Also known as a >> "French wank" or a "sausage sandwich". > >Masturbate (v): >stimulate self sexually > >Self (n): >one's own person It doesn't have to be to yourself. You can wank someone else off. -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: "Laury" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 20:20:19 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 36 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host62-7-58-81.in-addr.btopenworld.com X-Trace: helle.btinternet.com 1014322819 6035 62.7.58.81 (21 Feb 2002 20:20:19 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 20:20:19 +0000 (UTC) X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.bme.hu!andromeda.datanet.hu!newsfeed.gamma.ru!Gamma.RU!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!news-hub.cableinet.net!blueyonder!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27972 Scrounge Weasel wrote in message news:u78si5bp10r206@corp.supernews.com... | ] A staple | * The North Star | = Section of train track | ^ One of those rice-picker hats like Raiden wears in Mortal Kombat | + Rammstein's logo | " Beaver teeth | . A black hole | | A pipe! ::groan:: | \ Playground slide | ( Concave mirror | ) Convex mirror | L Comfortable armchair, or a bookend | P Large-breasted woman | 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions | | b Hitler's genitals c Horse shoe h Chair s Small snake v Ohno's beard w Young Amazon's tits H Goal posts 0 Skating rink R Pre-op transsexual S Big snake T Hammer W Old Amazon's tits Y Snake's tongue ###### Reply-To: "-®e§¤N@n©e-" From: "-®e§¤N@n©e-" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 04:00:57 -0000 Lines: 58 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-225-50-99.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com Message-ID: <3c75c3a6$1_3@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com> X-Trace: 22 Feb 2002 04:05:58 GMT, ppp-225-50-99.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!uni-erlangen.de!news-nue1.dfn.de!news-lei1.dfn.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!colt.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com!ppp-225-50-99.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:27976 drsquare wrote in message news:sf897ug6lpk5n0qf4e54faeal2ll26e8g3@4ax.com... > On Wed, 20 Feb 2002 23:08:59 -0500, in alt.ascii-art, > ("Scrounge Weasel" ) wrote: > > >"drsquare" wrote in message > >news:lj4m6ukd02kq0hkrbquo50nsasj8145ljb@4ax.com... > >> > >> % > >> . > >> /|\ > >> | > >> | > >> > >> A tit wank, viewed from > >> an obscure angle. > > > >Wanking means masturbating, dumbass. It's a tit FUCK, not a wank. Iesu, > >boy, can't you even be offensive correctly? > > No, it's definitely a tit wank. There's no such thing as a tit fuck. It is > masturbating, she is masturbating his cock with her tits. Also known as a > "French wank" or a "sausage sandwich". Drsquare can 'tit wank'........ he doesn't need a woman(or anyone else!)... he's... ____________________________________ ? (now, HOW do I get my tiny pecker ALL) ? /\ the way up to my new implants? / O \________________________________/ |D (|- |, please excuse the crap ascii! I didn't want to waste TOO much time 'drawing' that loser! RES > > -- > Drsquare > '. .' . . > '. : : .'' > : : : .' > : : : : .' > : : : : : : : > : :' ' ' . : : : : : > : : : : : : > : .'''. : . .: > : : ` : : . : > '.'...'.' : > :''''' ' : > : . : > : : : > '.....:......' ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 10:50:31 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 42 Message-ID: References: <3c75c3a6$1_3@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-1-132-158.btinternet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: knossos.btinternet.com 1014375031 22992 213.1.132.158 (22 Feb 2002 10:50:31 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 10:50:31 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!btnet-peer1!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28015 On Fri, 22 Feb 2002 04:00:57 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, ("-®e§¤N@n©e-" ) wrote: >drsquare wrote in message >news:sf897ug6lpk5n0qf4e54faeal2ll26e8g3@4ax.com... > >> No, it's definitely a tit wank. There's no such thing as a tit fuck. It is >> masturbating, she is masturbating his cock with her tits. Also known as a >> "French wank" or a "sausage sandwich". > >Drsquare can 'tit wank'........ he doesn't need a woman(or anyone else!)... >he's... > ____________________________________ > ? (now, HOW do I get my tiny pecker ALL) > ? /\ the way up to my new implants? / > O \________________________________/ > |D > (|- > |, > >please excuse the crap ascii! I didn't want to waste TOO much time 'drawing' >that loser! That's actually a very accurate picture. -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: Taliszanna Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 10:34:44 -0600 Organization: University of Saskatchewan Lines: 43 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: chem4823.usask.ca Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Trace: tribune.usask.ca 1014395724 3949 128.233.48.23 (22 Feb 2002 16:35:24 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@tribune.usask.ca NNTP-Posting-Date: 22 Feb 2002 16:35:24 GMT In-Reply-To: Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-out.spamkiller.net!propagator-maxim!news-in.spamkiller.net!xmission!sunqbc.risq.qc.ca!torn!canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca!tribune.usask.ca!chem4823.usask.ca!taliszanna Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28009 On Thu, 21 Feb 2002, drsquare wrote: > On Wed, 20 Feb 2002 23:06:04 -0500, in alt.ascii-art, > ("Scrounge Weasel" ) wrote: > > > ] A staple > > * The North Star > > = Section of train track > > ^ One of those rice-picker hats like Raiden wears in Mortal Kombat > > + Rammstein's logo > > " Beaver teeth > > . A black hole > > | A pipe! ::groan:: > > \ Playground slide > > ( Concave mirror > > ) Convex mirror > > L Comfortable armchair, or a bookend > > P Large-breasted woman > > 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions > > Amazing! > > Here's another one: > > # Hitler's moustache. Others... ~ An eyelash. Or a worm. Take your pick. x A little spider v A little bird. a A person sitting on their knees. g A roll of that clear tape. { A bat flying sideways } (Ditto.) : Breast prints in the snow. ; One was longer than the other and it dragged a bit. ' A shrunken cabbit. ` A shrunken leaping cabbit. -Tali ###### From: "Laury" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2002 19:43:45 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 40 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host62-7-32-14.in-addr.btopenworld.com X-Trace: paris.btinternet.com 1014666225 9010 62.7.32.14 (25 Feb 2002 19:43:45 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2002 19:43:45 +0000 (UTC) X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!proxad.net!news-hub.cableinet.net!blueyonder!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28171 8 Olga the Obese - front view B Olga the Obese - side view O Olga the Obese - top view | Anne the anorexic - front view | Anne the anorexic - side view . Anne the anorexic - top view 2 Swan - floating ? Swan - sinking ~ Swan - sunk 1 Hole #1 - at tee-off 4 Hole #1 - at 3rd stroke o Close-up view of hole #1 just before final putt attempted 8 Hole #1 just after final putt attempted @ Success at last! r Lamp post * Suicide % Picasso - self portrait < Failed skier > another ^ another v and a fourth X Badly failed skier = failed, but neat, skier + Last thing seen by King Harold Q Bust of Kojac ^ Volcano - Prairie ~ Ocean F Alphabet soup - small portion ###### From: "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 15:40:06 +0100 Organization: T-Online Lines: 34 Message-ID: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 1014734406 03 1063 M6PsTnQSsaJTn 020226 14:40:06 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 520084321266-0001@t-dialin.net X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28172 On Mon, 25 Feb 2002 19:43:45 +0000 (UTC), "Laury" wrote: >8 Olga the Obese - front view >B Olga the Obese - side view >O Olga the Obese - top view >1 Hole #1 - at tee-off >4 Hole #1 - at 3rd stroke >o Close-up view of hole #1 just before final putt attempted >8 Hole #1 just after final putt attempted >@ Success at last! >< Failed skier >> another >^ another >v and a fourth >X Badly failed skier >= failed, but neat, skier >^ Volcano >- Prairie >~ Ocean how come olga looks like a hole after a put attempt and a volcano looks like a failed skier ;) nice work :) -- ' + ` . ,-------------. + . ` . * ' \/ * . __ . ( alt.ascii-art ) . . ,-----------. ` (oO) -._'"- ( ,. _.' `-------------' ' ( you said it )_,' vv . `" `-` . ' * ` + `-----------' . JL ###### From: "Laury" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 20:42:36 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 15 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-122-254-80.in-addr.btopenworld.com X-Trace: knossos.btinternet.com 1014756156 18023 213.122.254.80 (26 Feb 2002 20:42:36 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 20:42:36 +0000 (UTC) X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!uni-erlangen.de!news-nue1.dfn.de!news-han1.dfn.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!btnet-peer1!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28175 Peter: | >8 Olga the Obese - front view | >8 Hole #1 just after final putt attempted | >< Failed skier | >^ another | >^ Volcano | how come olga looks like a hole after a put attempt and a volcano | looks like a failed skier ;) Depends which end of the binoculars (8) you put your eye (^) to (to be viewed sideways) ###### From: "Laury" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 20:42:37 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 10 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-122-254-80.in-addr.btopenworld.com X-Trace: knossos.btinternet.com 1014756157 18023 213.122.254.80 (26 Feb 2002 20:42:37 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 20:42:37 +0000 (UTC) X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!btnet-peer1!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28176 Tie fighters: x X Getting closer H I ###### Message-ID: <3C7EDEBE.8070601@exis.net> Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:51:58 -0500 From: Tracy Johnson User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20011128 Netscape6/6.2.1 X-Accept-Language: en-us MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art References: Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit NNTP-Posting-Host: digital-6-76.exis.net X-Trace: grouper.exis.net 1014947549 digital-6-76.exis.net (28 Feb 2002 20:52:29 -0500) Lines: 24 Organization: A Customer of Exis Net Inc Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!grouper.exis.net Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28281 ASCII character 3, displayed on the IBM PC character set. Also makes a good Valentine. Scrounge Weasel wrote: > ] A staple > * The North Star > = Section of train track > ^ One of those rice-picker hats like Raiden wears in Mortal Kombat > + Rammstein's logo > " Beaver teeth > . A black hole > | A pipe! ::groan:: > \ Playground slide > ( Concave mirror > ) Convex mirror > L Comfortable armchair, or a bookend > P Large-breasted woman > 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions > > > ###### From: Nat Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Message-ID: References: <3C7EDEBE.8070601@exis.net> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 11 Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:33:08 -0800 NNTP-Posting-Host: 66.112.24.238 X-Complaints-To: abuse@centurytel.net X-Trace: feed.centurytel.net 1014949945 66.112.24.238 (Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:32:25 CST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:32:25 CST Organization: CenturyTel.Net Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!feed.centurytel.net!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28267 On Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:51:58 -0500, Tracy Johnson wrote: >ASCII character 3, displayed on the IBM PC character set. I kinda like: j a urinal. Yeah, yeah, I know I got a problem. :) Nat ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 10:25:51 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 15 Message-ID: <3C7F491F.35D365F3@xs4all.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1014974903 28754 194.109.236.5 (1 Mar 2002 09:28:23 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 1 Mar 2002 09:28:23 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28286 "Joaquim Gândara" wrote: > > > > > It doesn't have to be to yourself. You can wank someone else off. > > I'll take your word for it. :) Woody Allen said something like: "Dont knock on masturbation, it's having sex with someone I love." joris ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 10:28:40 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 25 Message-ID: <3C7F49C8.59D792B8@xs4all.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1014975071 28754 194.109.236.5 (1 Mar 2002 09:31:11 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 1 Mar 2002 09:31:11 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28287 Sam Blanning wrote: > > > > Here's another one: > > > > # Hitler's moustache. > > I'd have thought that was more of a > > " > > myself. ahrrgnn...! ___ / / (`\\ c` 9\9 ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ /`< __ >/ __|,\ b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ joris ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 16:05:49 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 47 Message-ID: <2d7v7u8aj5qtfmeshacg576mp0084se5kb@4ax.com> References: <3C7EDEBE.8070601@exis.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-122-202-43.in-addr.btopenworld.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: paris.btinternet.com 1014998749 2774 213.122.202.43 (1 Mar 2002 16:05:49 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 16:05:49 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!diablo.theplanet.net!diablo.theplanet.net!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28266 On Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:51:58 -0500, in alt.ascii-art, (Tracy Johnson ) wrote: >ASCII character 3, displayed on the IBM PC character set. > >Also makes a good Valentine. What is? >Scrounge Weasel wrote: > >> ] A staple >> * The North Star >> = Section of train track >> ^ One of those rice-picker hats like Raiden wears in Mortal Kombat >> + Rammstein's logo >> " Beaver teeth >> . A black hole >> | A pipe! ::groan:: >> \ Playground slide >> ( Concave mirror >> ) Convex mirror >> L Comfortable armchair, or a bookend >> P Large-breasted woman >> 0 How much I care about drsquare's opinions >> >> >> -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 16:05:50 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 33 Message-ID: References: <3C7EDEBE.8070601@exis.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-122-202-43.in-addr.btopenworld.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: paris.btinternet.com 1014998750 2774 213.122.202.43 (1 Mar 2002 16:05:50 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 16:05:50 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!colt.net!newspeer.clara.net!news.clara.net!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-peer1!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28269 On Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:33:08 -0800, in alt.ascii-art, (Nat ) wrote: >On Thu, 28 Feb 2002 20:51:58 -0500, Tracy Johnson wrote: > >>ASCII character 3, displayed on the IBM PC character set. > >I kinda like: > >j a urinal. > >Yeah, yeah, I know I got a problem. :) Y a twat -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sat, 02 Mar 2002 00:52:39 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 20 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28256 On 2002-03-01 JohanneS.ROESSEL@WeB.DE said: > > j a urinal. > > ^ > > Yeah, yeah, I know I got a problem. :) > >Yep. Misspelleritis ;) >SCNR, won't ever happen again >Joey -- Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist _____ #### #### ((( `\ Actually, Joey, in English, ## ## ## ## _ _`\ ) / "=a= urinal" is correct. ###### ###### (^ ) ) This is one of the many ## ## ## ## ~-((,,,)) 'exceptions to the rules' ## ## ## ## / that plague the English language. ###### From: "Johannes 'Joey' Rössel" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 21:54:24 -0800 Organization: (none) Lines: 18 Message-ID: References: <3C7EDEBE.8070601@exis.net> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 1015015625 04 10453 92RtTFjTSLAZVh 020301 20:47:05 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 038100090476-0001@t-dialin.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28245 > j a urinal. > ^ > Yeah, yeah, I know I got a problem. :) Yep. Misspelleritis ;) SCNR, won't ever happen again Joey -- (\_ | news:de.alt.rec.ascii-art _/) _." '; __| __, ,_ __, __, .' "._ /( )h\ / | / | / | / |-----/ | (/( )\ ctr___/ \|__ \_/|_/\_/|_/ |_/\_/|_/ \_/|_/ __|/ \__ ###### From: "Johannes 'Joey' Rössel" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sat, 2 Mar 2002 14:39:25 -0800 Organization: (none) Lines: 20 Message-ID: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 1015075940 02 18985 YP8tTRoESSacTL 020302 13:32:20 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 038100090476-0001@t-dialin.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28242 > #### #### ((( `\ Actually, Joey, in English, > ## ## ## ## _ _`\ ) / "=a= urinal" is correct. > ###### ###### (^ ) ) This is one of the many > ## ## ## ## ~-((,,,)) 'exceptions to the rules' > ## ## ## ## / that plague the English > language. Oh, sorry then. I did't know that. We don't learn much exceptions in English lessons. Joey -- (\_ | news:de.alt.rec.ascii-art _/) _." '; __| __, ,_ __, __, .' "._ /( )h\ / | / | / | / |-----/ | (/( )\ ctr___/ \|__ \_/|_/\_/|_/ |_/\_/|_/ \_/|_/ __|/ \__ ###### From: "Johannes 'Joey' Rössel" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sat, 2 Mar 2002 19:28:51 -0800 Organization: (none) Lines: 18 Message-ID: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 1015093287 00 23354 D04tTMsVSaYi-1 020302 18:21:27 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 038100090476-0001@t-dialin.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-hub.siol.net!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28243 > That rule has no exceptions that I know of. It just goes by pronunciation > instead of spelling. Since "urinal" is pronounced "yurinal", it's as much "a > urinal" as it is "a yak" or "a youngster" et cetera. Well, if so, I don't care. I know not one case of writing "urinal" in my whole lifetime (actually not much) so far. a yoey? no better not - Joey -- (\_ | news:de.alt.rec.ascii-art _/) _." '; __| __, ,_ __, __, .' "._ /( )h\ / | / | / | / |-----/ | (/( )\ ctr___/ \|__ \_/|_/\_/|_/ |_/\_/|_/ \_/|_/ __|/ \__ ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sun, 03 Mar 2002 00:05:03 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 29 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!newsfeed4.cidera.com!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!news-hog.berkeley.edu!ucberkeley!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feeder.qis.net!sn-xit-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28326 On 2002-03-02 claw@lords.com said: >"Johannes 'Joey' Rössel" skrev: > > > Oh, sorry then. I did't know that. We don't learn much exceptions > > in English lessons. > >That rule has no exceptions that I know of. It just goes by >pronunciation instead of spelling. Since "urinal" is pronounced >"yurinal", it's as much "a urinal" as it is "a yak" or "a >youngster" et cetera. The traditional 'rule' in English is that if a noun begins with a vowel, then 'an' is used as the article, instead of 'a.' But this is not a good rule, because there are too many exceptions. Many English-language computer 'spell checkers' use this rule, and it causes some hilarious results. :) -- Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist _____ #### #### ((( `\ Your knowledge of English is totally ## ## ## ## _ _`\ ) / amazing, Joaquim. Your English is ###### ###### (^ ) ) as good as your Swedish! Hehehe! ## ## ## ## ~-((,,,)) ## ## ## ## / ###### From: mewnews@softhome.net (JamesDad) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sun, 03 Mar 2002 02:22:14 GMT Organization: Not a Heck of a Lot Message-ID: <3c8187e7.6004181@news.mpinet.net> References: X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/16.243 X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 24 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feeder.qis.net!sn-xit-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28308 On Sat, 2 Mar 2002 14:39:25 -0800, "Johannes 'Joey' Rössel" wrote: >> #### #### ((( `\ Actually, Joey, in English, >> ## ## ## ## _ _`\ ) / "=a= urinal" is correct. >> ###### ###### (^ ) ) This is one of the many >> ## ## ## ## ~-((,,,)) 'exceptions to the rules' >> ## ## ## ## / that plague the English >> language. >Oh, sorry then. I did't know that. We don't learn much exceptions in >English lessons. >Joey Joey, if they didn't teach you the exceptions, you've missed out on half of the English language! English has assimilated (shades of the Borg!) so much from so many other languages, that English is a highly irregular language compared to most other languages. ================================================= "Kilted Jedi" quotes J.R.R. Tolkien: "He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." ...Did Tolkien as a boy never take apart a clock to see what makes it work? ================================================= ###### From: CJRandall Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2002 23:30:01 +0000 Organization: warlord Message-ID: <5VTasEA5Hrg8EweH@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> References: <3C7EDEBE.8070601@exis.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: shieldwolf.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: shieldwolf.demon.co.uk:193.237.26.148 X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 1015270651 nnrp-10:10864 NO-IDENT shieldwolf.demon.co.uk:193.237.26.148 X-Complaints-To: abuse@demon.net MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain;charset=iso-8859-1 X-Newsreader: Turnpike Integrated Version 4.02 S Lines: 63 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!btnet-peer1!btnet-peer0!btnet!dispose.news.demon.net!news.demon.co.uk!demon!shieldwolf.demon.co.uk!colin Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28333 Joaquim Gândara writes >"Michael Schierl" skrev i meddelandet >news:a5u3ko$a4023$1@ID-39741.news.dfncis.de >> "Johannes 'Joey' Rössel" wrote: >> >> >> j a urinal. >> >> ^ >> >> Yeah, yeah, I know I got a problem. :) >> > >> >Yep. Misspelleritis ;) >> >> Wrong, sorry. >> >> My dictionary says: >> >> >> urinal /'j(u)er(ie)n(e)l, j(u)'ra(i)- || 'j(u)r(ie)-/ >> >> So it is pronounced not to begin with an vowel, but with a consonant. >> And because of that it is *a* urinal (think of a unit or a union...) >> >> (u) an upside down omega >> (ie) an i w/o dot and an upside down e below it. >> (e) an upside down e >> (i) an i w/o dot > > / | o _ / > / _ __ __ __ _ __ | _ __ __ | / > / | / \ / \ |/ \ | |/ \ \ | / > / | ( ) (---' | _ | | .---) | / >/ | \__/ \__ | __\ | | \__/ _|_ / > |__| \_/ > >Anyone else want to do the rest? > >-jg > i have this: o / \ _ _ __ __ | _ __ __ _ _ __ / __ \ | | / \ |/ \ /\ | |/ \ | \ | | | ( ) | / \ | | | | .---) | | | \__/ | _/_ _\_ | | | \ \__/ / _|_ |__| \ / (a 'posh' way perhaps?) o / \ _ _ __ __ __ _ __ _ _ __ / __ \ | | / \ \ |/ \ | |/ \ | \ | | | ( ) .---) | | | | | .---) | | | \__/ \__/ | | | | \ \__/ / _|_ |__| \ / (a more common way) oxford university press: isbn 0-19-860259-6 isbn 0-19-860287-1 -- __ ___ __ :::/ |_ | .`):: ::( (-| | | <::: :::\__|___|_|_\:: ###### From: drsquare Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2002 23:37:07 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 37 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: host213-122-194-52.in-addr.btopenworld.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: helle.btinternet.com 1015198627 2264 213.122.194.52 (3 Mar 2002 23:37:07 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2002 23:37:07 +0000 (UTC) X-No-Archive: yes X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news.imp.ch!news.imp.ch!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!nntp.abs.net!feeder.qis.net!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet-peer1!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28336 On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 00:52:39 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, (annie_ascii@oal.com) wrote: > >Yep. Misspelleritis ;) > >SCNR, won't ever happen again > >Joey > >-- >Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist > _____ > #### #### ((( `\ Actually, Joey, in English, >## ## ## ## _ _`\ ) / "=a= urinal" is correct. >###### ###### (^ ) ) This is one of the many >## ## ## ## ~-((,,,)) 'exceptions to the rules' >## ## ## ## / that plague the English > language. It's not an exception at all. It's pronounced "Your-eye-nal", starting with a 'y', which is a consonant, so a is correct. -- Drsquare '. .' . . '. : : .'' : : : .' : : : : .' : : : : : : : : :' ' ' . : : : : : : : : : : : : .'''. : . .: : : ` : : . : '.'...'.' : :''''' ' : : . : : : : '.....:......' ###### From: "Johannes 'Joey' Rössel" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2002 15:45:23 -0800 Organization: (none) Lines: 26 Message-ID: References: <3c8187e7.6004181@news.mpinet.net> <3c82109d.495003@News.CIS.DFN.DE> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 1015166281 02 9427 9oOuTCCTSXAKvN 020303 14:38:01 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 038100090476-0001@t-dialin.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!news-lei1.dfn.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28319 > >Joey, if they didn't teach you the exceptions, you've missed out on half > >of the English language! English has assimilated (shades of the Borg!) so > >much from so many other languages, that English is a highly irregular > >language compared to most other languages. Well, they did, but not everything. We had loooong lists of irregular verbs to learn (what I never did, because I knew most of them already). But exceptions to certain rules were a rather unimportant topic. But since I learned most of my English myself and not in school, by reading, playing English computer games and so on, that wasn't so bad. But due to several games with speech I got a rather good speaking for myself, though I was only two times in England, which was when I was rather young (nine and ten, I think). > Russian is worse. Yep ;) -- (\_ | news:de.alt.rec.ascii-art _/) _." '; __| __, ,_ __, __, .' "._ /( )h\ / | / | / | / |-----/ | (/( )\ ctr___/ \|__ \_/|_/\_/|_/ |_/\_/|_/ \_/|_/ __|/ \__ ###### From: Lord Vader Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Mon, 04 Mar 2002 13:10:49 +0200 Organization: Join me! Lines: 24 Message-ID: <11i68u4ngv8pdpiceate3u0vp1rsbk79g0@4ax.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: slip149.new.co.za Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: ctb-nnrp2.saix.net 1015240236 12547 196.25.19.243 (4 Mar 2002 11:10:36 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@saix.net NNTP-Posting-Date: 4 Mar 2002 11:10:36 GMT X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.9/32.560 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!ctb-nntp1.saix.net!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28339 On Sun, 3 Mar 2002 23:37:07 +0000 (UTC), drsquare wrote in message : >On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 00:52:39 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, > (annie_ascii@oal.com) wrote: >> >Yep. Misspelleritis ;) >> >SCNR, won't ever happen again >> >Joey >>-- >>Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist >> _____ >> #### #### ((( `\ Actually, Joey, in English, >>## ## ## ## _ _`\ ) / "=a= urinal" is correct. >>###### ###### (^ ) ) This is one of the many >>## ## ## ## ~-((,,,)) 'exceptions to the rules' >>## ## ## ## / that plague the English >> language. >It's not an exception at all. It's pronounced "Your-eye-nal", starting with >a 'y', which is a consonant, so a is correct. 'she' likes to think 'she' knows it all... -- I am your father www.adderleystreet.co.za/atjfaq.php ###### Reply-To: "Lord Vedar" From: "Lord Vedar" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <11i68u4ngv8pdpiceate3u0vp1rsbk79g0@4ax.com> Subject: Re: One character ascii-art Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 04:12:38 -0000 Lines: 30 Organization: The Richard Catto Appreciation Society MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4807.1700 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4807.1700 NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-225-56-194.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com Message-ID: <3c844ae9_1@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com> X-Trace: 5 Mar 2002 04:34:49 GMT, ppp-225-56-194.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!colt.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com!ppp-225-56-194.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:28360 "Lord Vader" wrote in message news:11i68u4ngv8pdpiceate3u0vp1rsbk79g0@4ax.com... > On Sun, 3 Mar 2002 23:37:07 +0000 (UTC), drsquare > wrote in message : > >On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 00:52:39 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, > > (annie_ascii@oal.com) wrote: > >> >Yep. Misspelleritis ;) > >> >SCNR, won't ever happen again > >> >Joey > >>-- > >>Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist > >> _____ > >> #### #### ((( `\ Actually, Joey, in English, > >>## ## ## ## _ _`\ ) / "=a= urinal" is correct. > >>###### ###### (^ ) ) This is one of the many > >>## ## ## ## ~-((,,,)) 'exceptions to the rules' > >>## ## ## ## / that plague the English > >> language. > >It's not an exception at all. It's pronounced "Your-eye-nal", starting with > >a 'y', which is a consonant, so a is correct. > > 'she' likes to think 'she' knows it all... whereas you do think you know it all, but in fact know nothing.... -- I am NOT your father