From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sat, 01 Dec 2001 11:52:35 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 147 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!news.tesion.net!news.belwue.de!news-stu1.dfn.de!news-mue1.dfn.de!news-was.dfn.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25190 JORIS AND SANDRA 3 `````````````````` Joris and I have discussed our relationship, and we've come to an agreement. / _____ Ja. (((_ \ `, / .,,,. 6 6 \ ___ # /_,/\ (((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" ( ())) . . =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ / (((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__ ()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\ ((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ ----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------ b'ger |\/ Joris can do anything he wants, anytime he wants... / _____ Ja. (((_ \ `, / .,,,. _ _ \ ___ # /_,/\ (((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" ( ())) . . =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ / (((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__ ()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\ ((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ ----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------ b'ger |\/ ...and I'll totally accept it. / _____ Ja. (((_ \ `, / .,,,. _ _ \ ___ # /_,/\ (((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" ( ())) o o =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ / (((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__ ()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\ ((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ ----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------ b'ger |\/ THAT'S the agreement? / _____ Ja. (((_ \ `, / .,,,. _ _ \ ___ # /_,/\ (((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" ( ())) . . =__ `, | , )\ .Y_/ / (((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__ ()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\ ((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ ----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------ b'ger |\/ And I'm allowed to sleep on the bed. _____ / (((_ \ `, Nein! .,,,. 6 6 \ ___ # / /_,/\ (((~~~) / ) |/ ? /" ( ())) . . =__ `, | - )\ .Y_/ / (((( ^) ( _\ ( /__/\ \____ \(__ ()))) _~ )` \_/ / \_/ \ / (\ ((((( \ ( ( ( / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ ----------------------,---/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'------------------ b'ger |\/ _ (' `,'"`._ _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. (' ( ) )_ (' ) `) (' ` `).' '.` ) `) (` '._ . )'`).)_) "". ` ). `-`-` ')` '-' (_;.;-`-_.' | Watch it, Ralf. | \ I KNEW I went too far with that last bit. / `, ___ # /_,/\ ___ |/ ? /" ( /// \ Lutefisk og | , )\ .Y___ / //-[.[.] lefsebehager. /__/\ \____ \(__ \|\ _\ / ,- / \_/ \ / (\ =| {-} NEIN! -- |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ /)\\ # -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'---------------------------------- b'ger'-' |\/ -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. ,\\\\,, #### #### (~~~))) Hehehe! 'Can't we //\\\\\\, ## ## ## ## . . ((() all just get along?' [.]-[.] \\ ###### ###### (^ )))) / (/_ | ## ## ## ## ~_((((() / \ _ / ## ## ## ## / )))))) Nein! \__/ ###### From: "CeeJay" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2001 13:32:53 +0100 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Lines: 28 Message-ID: <3c08cdb7$0$212$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> Organization: TDC Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.243.165.226 X-Trace: 1007209911 dread02.news.tele.dk 212 62.243.165.226 X-Complaints-To: abuse@post.tele.dk Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!195.158.233.21.MISMATCH!news1.ebone.net!news.ebone.net!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!news.tele.dk!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25202 _ > (' `,'"`._ > _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. > (' ( ) )_ > (' ) `) > (' ` `).' > '.` ) `) > (` '._ . )'`).)_) > "". ` ). `-`-` ')` > '-' (_;.;-`-_.' > | > Watch it, Ralf. | > \ I KNEW I went too far with that last bit. > / > `, > ___ # /_,/\ ___ > |/ ? /" ( /// \ Lutefisk og > | , )\ .Y___ / //-[.[.] lefsebehager. > /__/\ \____ \(__ \|\ _\ / > ,- / \_/ \ / (\ =| {-} NEIN! -- > |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ /)\\ # > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----'---------------------------------- > b'ger'-' |\/ Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish. ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sat, 01 Dec 2001 22:08:14 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3c08cdb7$0$212$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 13 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25222 On 2001-12-01 usenet@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet said: >Why is Joris speaking german... -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Because in Ralf's day-dream, the ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'agreement' was very one-sided, ###### ###### (^ )))) / dictatorial, and somewhat ## ## ## ## ~_((((() Nazi-like. Girls don't like ## ## ## ## / )))))) Nazis...hehehe! ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sat, 01 Dec 2001 22:08:16 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <9uajdq$79amf$1@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 18 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25231 On 2001-12-01 claw@lords.com said: >"CeeJay" wrote: > > > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim > > speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish. > >I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is... -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) That's what happens when we use ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() an on-line language translator. ###### ###### (^ )))) / Joaquim was supposed to say: ## ## ## ## ~_((((() 'Lutefisk and lefse, please.' ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: "CeeJay" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <9uajdq$79amf$1@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sun, 2 Dec 2001 04:39:35 +0100 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Lines: 17 Message-ID: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> Organization: TDC Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.243.165.226 X-Trace: 1007264313 dread05.news.tele.dk 25386 62.243.165.226 X-Complaints-To: abuse@post.tele.dk Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!newsgate.cistron.nl!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!news.tele.dk!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25239 > > > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim > > > speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish. > > > >I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is... > > -- > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) That's what happens when we use > ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() an on-line language translator. > ###### ###### (^ )))) / Joaquim was supposed to say: > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() 'Lutefisk and lefse, please.' > ## ## ## ## / )))))) And what does THAT mean ? ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sun, 02 Dec 2001 08:28:27 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 24 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!newsfeed1.ulv.nextra.no!nextra.com!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!128.230.129.106!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feeder.qis.net!sn-xit-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25229 On 2001-12-02 usenet@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet said: > > > > Why is Joris speaking german and WHAT language is Joaquim > > > > speaking in ? .. I thought he (Joaquim) was Swedish. > > > > I am, and I have no idea what "lefsebehager" is... > > > That's what happens when we use an on-line language translator. > > Joaquim was supposed to say: 'Lutefisk and lefse, please.' > >And what does THAT mean ? -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. ,\\\\,, #### #### (~~~))) Joaquim was ordering food. //\\\\\\, ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'Lutefisk' and 'lefse' are [.]-[.] \\ ###### ###### (^ )))) traditional foods in some (/_ | ## ## ## ## ~_((((() / Scandinavian countries \__/ / ## ## ## ## / )))))) / \__/ I love lefse. It's a funny, flat food...like a Norwegian tortilla. But lutefisk sux! ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:09:13 +0000 Lines: 25 Message-ID: <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.181.212.229 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007294756 8109260 212.181.212.229 (16 [58193]) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!212.181.212.229!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25212 annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: > .,,,. ,\\\\,, > #### #### (~~~))) Joaquim was ordering food. //\\\\\\, > ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'Lutefisk' and 'lefse' are [.]-[.] \\ > ###### ###### (^ )))) traditional foods in some (/_ | > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() / Scandinavian countries \__/ / > ## ## ## ## / )))))) / \__/ > I love lefse. It's a funny, flat > food...like a Norwegian tortilla. > But lutefisk sux! 1. It's not Christmas yet. 2. What's "lefse"? 3. Joris isn't Dutch. -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\ ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.69 X-Original-Trace: 2 Dec 2001 20:09:05 +0100, 192.168.0.69 Lines: 33 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Sun, 02 Dec 2001 19:02:28 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007319748 213.93.74.225 (Sun, 02 Dec 2001 18:02:28 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 02 Dec 2001 18:02:28 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newsfeed.freenet.de!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25260 On Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:09:13 +0000, Veronica Karlsson provoked the following text: >annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: >> .,,,. ,\\\\,, >> #### #### (~~~))) Joaquim was ordering food. //\\\\\\, >> ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'Lutefisk' and 'lefse' are [.]-[.] \\ >> ###### ###### (^ )))) traditional foods in some (/_ | >> ## ## ## ## ~_((((() / Scandinavian countries \__/ / >> ## ## ## ## / )))))) / \__/ >> I love lefse. It's a funny, flat >> food...like a Norwegian tortilla. >> But lutefisk sux! > >1. It's not Christmas yet. Just wait a couple of weeks, it will be christmas soon enough. >2. What's "lefse"? My guess is that it's a milkproduct. >3. Joris isn't Dutch. He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail "There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants and animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and when the lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all?" ###### From: "CeeJay" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0AC81E.8465E269@mo.himolde.noSPAM> Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 3 Dec 2001 03:47:54 +0100 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Lines: 28 Message-ID: <3c0ae79a$0$89842$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> Organization: TDC Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.243.165.226 X-Trace: 1007347610 dread01.news.tele.dk 89842 62.243.165.226 X-Complaints-To: abuse@post.tele.dk Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news.tele.dk!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25285 > > 1. It's not Christmas yet. > > You're right. Not that the shopkeepers around here understand it. They must > think it have been christmas for some months now. I think it's ok for shops to christmas decorate in december .. and they did that this year. Not like some years back when I got the first christmas catalogues in october. > > 2. What's "lefse"? > > See http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/8823/lefse.html. I love lefse with > brown cheese and butter :-) I think Annie must have been wrong .. it's not a scandinavian dish but a strictly norwegian one .. I have certainly never heard of it - I will check tomorrow to see if a similar dish exists here under a different name. It looks like pancakes .. I got a sudden craving for pancakes now .. of the danish kind - I have tried american pancakes too and there is a world of difference. It does share some similarities with the french kind though .. I didn't know lutefisk either , but as I never eat fish myself I can't say for sure that this cannot be found here. ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 05:54:03 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3C0AC81E.8465E269@mo.himolde.noSPAM> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 18 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25277 On 2001-12-03 Bernt said: >>> 2. What's "lefse"? > >See http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/8823/lefse.html. >I love lefse with brown cheese and butter :-) > >Bernt -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Bernt's a Norski, so HE knows ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / lefse. ###### ###### (^ )))) ## ## ## ## ~_((((() \ My grandfather was Norwegian. ## ## ## ## / )))))) Ole Asciistad. Hehehe! ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 05:54:06 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3c0ae79a$0$89842$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 14 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!newsfeed1.ulv.nextra.no!nextra.com!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!128.230.129.106!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25278 On 2001-12-03 usenet@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet said: >I think Annie must have been wrong .. it's not a scandinavian dish >but a strictly norwegian one .. I have certainly never heard of it -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Norway IS a Scandinavian country, ## ## ## ## . _ ((() Cee-Jay. Or it was the last time ###### ###### (^ )))) / I checked. Hehehe! ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 05:59:40 +0000 Lines: 36 Message-ID: <3C0B14CC.31B17164@hotmail.com> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0AC81E.8465E269@mo.himolde.noSPAM> <3c0ae79a$0$89842$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.181.212.229 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007358982 8427118 212.181.212.229 (16 [58193]) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!212.181.212.229!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25261 CeeJay wrote: > SOMEBODY ELSE WROTE: > > AND BEFORE THAT VERONICA KARLSSON WROTE: > > > 1. It's not Christmas yet. > > > 2. What's "lefse"? > > > > See http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/8823/lefse.html. I love lefse with > > brown cheese and butter :-) > > I think Annie must have been wrong .. it's not a scandinavian dish but a > strictly norwegian one .. I have certainly never heard of it - I will check > tomorrow to see if a similar dish exists here under a different name. That would explain it then. (Is that some kind of bread?) > I didn't know lutefisk either , but as I never eat fish myself I can't say for > sure that this cannot be found here. We have it in Sweden, but _only on Christmas_ (as one dish on a smörgåsbord full of *good* food...). Apparently it *should* be poisonous, but for some unknown reason people can eat it and survive. http://www.santesson.com/christ/lutfisk.htm [BTW, please keep as many "levels" of attribution lines as you keep "levels" of quoted text. Sure, one should snip unnecessary lines, but the attributions are not unnecessary!] -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\ ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 06:01:55 +0000 Lines: 20 Message-ID: <3C0B1553.6CBBB3B3@hotmail.com> References: <3c0ae79a$0$89842$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.181.212.229 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007359114 8427118 212.181.212.229 (16 [58193]) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!212.181.212.229!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25262 annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Norway IS a Scandinavian country, > ## ## ## ## . _ ((() Cee-Jay. Or it was the last time > ###### ###### (^ )))) / I checked. Hehehe! > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() > ## ## ## ## / )))))) Clue 1: Norway != Sweden Clue 2: Joaquim is Swedish, not Norwegian -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\ ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 10:55:43 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3C0B1553.6CBBB3B3@hotmail.com> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 46 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!paloalto-snf1.gtei.net!news.gtei.net!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25276 On 2001-12-03 Veronica Karlsson said: >We have [lutfisk] in Sweden, but _only on Christmas_ (as one >dish on a smorgasbord full of *good* food...). Lutfisk is one traditional dish for Christmas, yes...but it can also be ordered in big-city (Stockholm) restaurants almost any time of the year. >Apparently it *should* be poisonous, but for some unknown reason >people can eat it and survive. That's because the lye (which is the poisonous substance) is boiled out of it before the lutfisk is served. >Clue 1: Norway != Sweden Norge + Sverige + Danmark + Suomi = Scandinavia (plus Greenland, Faeroe Islands, etc., etc.) >Clue 2: Joaquim is Swedish, not Norwegian Does that mean Joaquim can't eat food that is not Swedish? I am American, but I can eat Swedish pancakes, Belgian waffles, Mexican burritos, Spanish rice, German struedel, Dutch chocolate and Columbian coffee. ;) There are many Norwegians living in Sweden, and they want lefse. I live in a small town in America -- very far from Norway -- and I can buy lefse =here!= If you go to a large grocery store (not a small neighborhood shop, but a big supermarket) or a large bakery, I'll bet that you will find lefse. -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Shall we bet 100 krona, Veronica? ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / We can buy much lefse for 100 ###### ###### (^ )))) krona. ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 13:03:55 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 27 Message-ID: <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1007381069 5647 194.109.236.5 (3 Dec 2001 12:04:29 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Dec 2001 12:04:29 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!skynet.be!skynet.be!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25288 Donderfliegen wrote: > > On Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:09:13 +0000, Veronica Karlsson > > >3. Joris isn't Dutch. > > He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! I'm not pretending being Dutch. I just happen to live in the Netherlands. \ But you can try to guess where I'm from if you like. | `, - - # |/ ? | ~ )\ Piece of cake. /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ b'ger joris ###### From: Philip Powell Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 16:22:08 +0000 Organization: Coventry University Lines: 69 Message-ID: <3C0BA6B0.7B0FE7F1@coventry.ac.uk> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: hermes.coventry.ac.uk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="------------E7453FDBE77188D486C36271" X-Trace: sunbeam.coventry.ac.uk 1007396534 4273 193.61.107.1 (3 Dec 2001 16:22:14 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@coventry.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Dec 2001 16:22:14 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.61 [en]C-CCK-MCD (WinNT; I) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!uni-erlangen.de!fu-berlin.de!server1.netnews.ja.net!warwick!news.coventry.ac.uk!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25265 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------E7453FDBE77188D486C36271 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit joris bellenger wrote: > > Donderfliegen wrote: > > > > On Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:09:13 +0000, Veronica Karlsson > > > > >3. Joris isn't Dutch. > > > > He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! > > I'm not pretending being Dutch. > I just happen to live in the Netherlands. > \ > But you can try to guess > where I'm from if you like. > | > `, > - - # > |/ ? > | ~ )\ Piece of cake. > /__/\ \____ / > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > '-' |\/ b'ger > > joris Nice frogs Joris! ;) obAscii: .--==;() (####/ c(. .)p ;(_); ;;-;; ';;;' .=() === Phil aka PjP ;-; ' --------------E7453FDBE77188D486C36271 Content-Type: text/x-vcard; charset=us-ascii; name="P.Powell.vcf" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Description: Card for Philip Powell Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="P.Powell.vcf" begin:vcard n:Powell;Philip x-mozilla-html:FALSE org:Computing Services;Help Desk adr:;;;;;; version:2.1 email;internet:P.Powell@coventry.ac.uk title:Customer Support Officer fn:Philip Powell end:vcard --------------E7453FDBE77188D486C36271-- ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 16:33:48 +0000 Lines: 45 Message-ID: <3C0BA96C.2C30BF08@hotmail.com> References: <3C0B1553.6CBBB3B3@hotmail.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.181.212.229 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007397031 8702653 212.181.212.229 (16 [58193]) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!newsfeed4.cidera.com!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!portc01.blue.aol.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!212.181.212.229!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25263 annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: > Veronica Karlsson said: > > Apparently it *should* be poisonous, but for some unknown reason > > people can eat it and survive. > > That's because the lye (which is the poisonous substance) is boiled > out of it before the lutfisk is served. The way I heard it it's poisonous the same way that a bumblebee can't fly. Scientific methods say it "should" be poisonous, reality says it isn't (as in: doctors can't really explain why people can eat that stuff and survive). > >Clue 1: Norway != Sweden > > Norge + Sverige + Danmark + Suomi = Scandinavia > (plus Greenland, Faeroe Islands, etc., etc.) [Not sure I agree with that definition of "Scandinavia", but I'll ignore that for the moment] Sure: lefse can be --\ lefse can be found in Norway --/ found in Scandinavia is true. That does not mean that: lefse can be --\ lefse can be found in Scandinavia --/ found in Sweden has to be true. [Since Annie Ascii doesn't seem to understand simple logic I see no point in continuing a discussion with her.] -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\ ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.69 X-Original-Trace: 3 Dec 2001 20:38:41 +0100, 192.168.0.69 Lines: 46 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 19:31:58 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007407918 213.93.74.225 (Mon, 03 Dec 2001 18:31:58 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 03 Dec 2001 18:31:58 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newsfeed.freenet.de!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25317 On Mon, 03 Dec 2001 13:03:55 +0100, joris bellenger provoked the following text: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would like to apologise to everyone who may be offended by the stereotypes mentioned here. (there, i'm safe now :-)) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >3. Joris isn't Dutch. >> >> He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! > > I'm not pretending being Dutch. > I just happen to live in the Netherlands. > \ > But you can try to guess > where I'm from if you like. > | > `, > - - # > |/ ? > | ~ )\ Piece of cake. > /__/\ \____ / > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > '-' |\/ b'ger Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French :-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to think that you may be Russian. I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a citizen of the republic of Antarctica! -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Theory: the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost luggage. ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 02:26:31 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 18 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!nntp-relay.ihug.net!ihug.co.nz!hub1.nntpserver.com!headwall.stanford.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25300 On 2001-12-03 ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: > [...snip...] > >I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you >to be a citizen of the republic of Antarctica! -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Hehehe! That's a good example ## ## ## ## - - ((() / of deductive reasoning, Peter! ###### ###### (^ )))) ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / ))))))  ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 02:26:36 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 15 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!sn-post-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25311 On 2001-12-03 svzanten@xs4all.nl said: >I'm not pretending being Dutch. I just happen to live in >the Netherlands. But you can try to guess where I'm from >if you like. -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Ah. Je comprende. Merci, Joris. ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / ###### ###### (^ )))) ## ## ## ## ~_((((() \ ## ## ## ## / )))))) I thought you were Dutch. ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 02:26:41 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3C0BA96C.2C30BF08@hotmail.com> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 16 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25297 On 2001-12-03 ascii_girl@hotmail.com said: > [...snip...] > >[Since Annie Ascii doesn't seem to understand simple logic I see no >point in continuing a discussion with her.] -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) I understand perfectly, Veronica. ## ## ## ## . o ((() / So. Did you LOOK for lefse ###### ###### (^ )))) in the shops...or ask someone ## ## ## ## ~_((((() about it? ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 02:26:44 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <9ugevs$8909v$1@ID-79724.news.dfncis.de> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 27 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25305 On 2001-12-03 lp@virtain.com said: >strudel. > >ue is taken to write a german umlaut on keyboards that don't have >them ;) > >if you would say: struedel, it would sound very very funny :) > >P.S. you're excepted that you took regular german standart answers >"JA", "NEIN" to make them something NAZI like, cos you're onl 14 >years old. Even if you just want to make it clear to most. try >other ways. It's absolutly foolish to try it with words out of your >german dictionary. I say "Ja" a .. an uncountable time a day, and >that's never nazi like. but, anyway .. just a hint, i don want to >say more, cos there would be too much to say, to describe why many >germans react this way when notgerman ppl do what you did :) -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Danke. Ich spreche Deutsch nicht, ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / und ich verstehe das deutsche ###### ###### (^ )))) Gemüt nicht. ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 02:26:47 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <9ugnif$86rcm$2@ID-39741.news.dfncis.de> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 13 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!fu-berlin.de!feeder.qis.net!sn-xit-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25298 On 2001-12-03 schierl@gmx.de said: >Godwin's law? -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Nein. =Murphy's= law, Michael. ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / Hehehe! ###### ###### (^ )))) ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: mikechat.remove@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 04 Dec 2001 03:00:27 GMT Organization: Concentric Internet Services Lines: 25 Message-ID: <3c0c3bdc.43654661@news.concentric.net> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.220.177.92 X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!news-koe1.dfn.de!news-was.dfn.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!portc01.blue.aol.com!dc1.nntp.concentric.net!sjc1.nntp.concentric.net!newsfeed.concentric.net!global-news-master Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25301 On Mon, 03 Dec 2001 19:31:58 GMT, ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) wrote: >Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that >could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. >Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned >ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French >:-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but >not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to >think that you may be Russian. > >I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a >citizen of the republic of Antarctica! Except that would have to be French Antartica (the FROG would suggest him being French, its sorta a slur, but ...... ) -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________| ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 10:39:53 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <9uhof5$8jnu8$1@ID-79724.news.dfncis.de> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 14 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25296 On 2001-12-04 lp@virtain.com said: >:) you allready write good german, or had this been done by an >online translator? ;) -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Ja, eine on-line translator. ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / ###### ###### (^ )))) ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: Gerfried Fuchs Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 4 Dec 2001 11:56:53 GMT Organization: FAQ-Team for at.linux Lines: 32 Message-ID: <2001-12-03_22.23.20@alfie.ist.org> References: <3c08cdb7$0$212$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: asgard.pte.at (193.83.146.41) X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007467013 9004363 193.83.146.41 (16 [49556]) Mail-Copies-To: nobody X-Editor: Vi Improved X-Signature-Color: cyan X-Signature-Prg: sigd/0.9.0 (Perl) Comments: This is my personal opinion... User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.3 (Linux) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!asgard.pte.AT!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25293 * annie_ascii@oal.com [2001-12-01 23:08]: > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Because in Ralf's day-dream, the > ## ## ## ## . . ((() 'agreement' was very one-sided, > ###### ###### (^ )))) / dictatorial, and somewhat > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() Nazi-like. Girls don't like > ## ## ## ## / )))))) Nazis...hehehe! It's funny how american see germans as nazi. I wonder what they think if they know that we see them as KKK people? *uups* It might be funny for those not affected but makes other go wild/yawn -- well, that's the usual thing with funny things. obASCII: /\ / \ / OO \ WHOM DO YOU CALL KKK? I'm just dressed as x-mas tree! "~""~" / \ / \ | | | | /_,._\ Alfie -- There are people who see things as they are and they wonder why, and there are people who dream things as they have never been and they wonder why not. G. Shaw ###### Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii From: llizard Lines: 48 MIME-Version: 1.0 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 06:28:11 PST NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.154.33.237 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Organization: via Internetdirect, Canada; zone 6A (or is it 5b?) References: <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> Reply-To: llizard@idirct.ca Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 X-Complaints-To: abuse@look.ca X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 X-Trace: brie.direct.ca 1007476091 216.154.33.237 (Tue, 04 Dec 2001 06:28:11 PST) Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 09:31:06 -0500 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!telocity-west!TELOCITY!hub1.nntpserver.com!newsfeed.direct.ca!look.ca!brick.direct.ca!brie.direct.ca.POSTED!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25291 In article , annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: > >On 2001-12-03 svzanten@xs4all.nl said: > > >I'm not pretending being Dutch. I just happen to live in > >the Netherlands. But you can try to guess where I'm from > >if you like. Oooooh, Joris!! Let me guess!!! \_,^%--- <\_ \ J'adore les jeux!!! < <_ ^^| / \ Hey Annie, I've had Spanish Rice, French toast, Irish beer... _______,____,____________ ! ! ! ,^^%--- !__/<\ \ I live in a melting pot too ,`--\-'\ ( ' ) ` __(__' ' ) ')(' ( /(( ) )')(( ) ) ejm_-_-_-_ but I bet I wouldn't be able to find even remotely the same things in Spain, France or Ireland. I HOPE I wouldn't be able to find even remotely the same things in Spain, France or Ireland!! -- why bother with ersatz? >%^7^^^7^^ llizard aka ejm llizard@idirec+.ca Toronto, Ontario, Canada Note: If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "idirct"; its absence is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. ###### From: "CeeJay" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2001 17:30:41 +0100 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Lines: 7 Message-ID: <3c0cf9ee$0$7924$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> Organization: TDC Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.243.165.226 X-Trace: 1007483374 dread02.news.tele.dk 7924 62.243.165.226 X-Complaints-To: abuse@post.tele.dk Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!newsgate.cistron.nl!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!news.tele.dk!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25322 > Hey Annie, I've had Spanish Rice, French toast, Irish beer... Danishes ? (the kind you eat .. err .. I mean ... *blush* .. you know what I mean) ###### From: Gerfried Fuchs Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 4 Dec 2001 17:44:40 GMT Organization: FAQ-Team for at.linux Lines: 26 Message-ID: <2001-12-04_18.42.27@alfie.ist.org> References: <9ugnif$86rcm$2@ID-39741.news.dfncis.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: asgard.pte.at (193.83.146.41) X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007487880 9363774 193.83.146.41 (16 [49556]) Mail-Copies-To: nobody X-Editor: Vi Improved X-Signature-Color: cyan X-Signature-Prg: sigd/0.9.0 (Perl) Comments: This is my personal opinion... User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.3 (Linux) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!asgard.pte.AT!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25329 * annie_ascii@oal.com [2001-12-04 03:26]: > > On 2001-12-03 schierl@gmx.de said: > >Godwin's law? > > .,,,. > #### #### (~~~))) Nein. =Murphy's= law, Michael. > ## ## ## ## . _ ((() / Hehehe! > ###### ###### (^ )))) > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() > ## ## ## ## / )))))) See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time provide a link[1] :) On the other hand, Godwins doesn't count here - it wasn't simply too early in the thread but a usual statement. On the other hand, still lost. So long! Alfie [1] -- -!- mode/#debian.de [+oo sesom XSnackWRK] by Alfie * Alfie . o O ( Nein, ich bin nicht da - bitte nicht anquatschen ;) ) -- #debian.de ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3c0c3bdc.43654661@news.concentric.net> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 4 Dec 2001 21:17:36 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 27 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:11:34 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007496694 213.93.74.225 (Tue, 04 Dec 2001 19:11:34 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 19:11:34 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!newsgate.cistron.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25350 On 04 Dec 2001 03:00:27 GMT, mikechat.remove@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) provoked the following text: >>Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that >>could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. >>Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned >>ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French >>:-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but >>not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to >>think that you may be Russian. >> >>I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a >>citizen of the republic of Antarctica! > >Except that would have to be French Antartica (the FROG would suggest him >being French, its sorta a slur, but ...... ) He only _wants_ you to think he's French, don't fall for it! He's definitely Antarctican, you can tell by his eyebrows. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail At one time, margarine was illegal. (Wisconsin state law) ###### From: mikechat.remove@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 04 Dec 2001 21:45:31 GMT Organization: Concentric Internet Services Lines: 24 Message-ID: <3c0d43b4.22456134@news.concentric.net> References: <9ugnif$86rcm$2@ID-39741.news.dfncis.de> <2001-12-04_18.42.27@alfie.ist.org> NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.220.177.92 X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!newsfeed4.cidera.com!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!dca6-feed2.news.digex.net!jfk3-feed1.news.digex.net!intermedia!news.maxwell.syr.edu!out.nntp.be!propagator-SanJose!in.nntp.be!newspeer.cwnet.com!sjc1.nntp.concentric.net!newsfeed.concentric.net!global-news-master Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25335 On 4 Dec 2001 17:44:40 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time >provide a link[1] :) > >[1] >-- is it your stance that only Europeans and non-Americans know about usenet? is it America-bashing that you are engaged in, or are you simply prejudicial regarding Americans. "ascii annie's" comment was prejudicial, and in error, but i don't see that as an excuse to abuse the rest of us. -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________| ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 21:59:36 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 18 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!news.tesion.net!news.belwue.de!news-stu1.dfn.de!news-koe1.dfn.de!news-was.dfn.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25343 On 2001-12-04 llizard@idirct.ca said: >Hey Annie, I've had Spanish Rice, French toast, Irish beer... >I live in a melting pot too > >but I bet I wouldn't be able to find even remotely the same things >in Spain, France or Ireland. I HOPE I wouldn't be able to find even >remotely the same things in Spain, France or Ireland!! -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Y'mean, like...dysentery, snails ## ## ## ## . . ](() / and black lung disease? Eh? ###### ###### (^ )))) \ ## ## ## ## ~_((((() But lefse -- like McDonald's -- ## ## ## ## / )))))) is universal! Hehehe! ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2001 21:59:39 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <2001-12-04_18.42.27@alfie.ist.org> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 17 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!sn-post-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25342 On 2001-12-04 usenet@pinguin.pte.at said: >See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time >provide a link[1] :) > >On the other hand, Godwins doesn't count here - it wasn't simply too >early in the thread but a usual statement. On the other hand, still >lost. -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Not lost. I know 'Godwin's Law'... ## ## ## ## [.][.](() / and it doesn't apply in this case. ###### ###### (^ )))) Maybe you should read it again, ## ## ## ## ~_((((() you jack-booted thugs. (Just ## ## ## ## / )))))) kidding! Hehehe!) ###### From: Gerfried Fuchs Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 4 Dec 2001 22:16:27 GMT Organization: FAQ-Team for at.linux Lines: 42 Message-ID: <2001-12-04_23.14.44@alfie.ist.org> References: <9ugnif$86rcm$2@ID-39741.news.dfncis.de> <2001-12-04_18.42.27@alfie.ist.org> <3c0d43b4.22456134@news.concentric.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: asgard.pte.at (193.83.146.41) X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007504187 9341386 193.83.146.41 (16 [49556]) Mail-Copies-To: nobody X-Editor: Vi Improved X-Signature-Color: cyan X-Signature-Prg: sigd/0.9.0 (Perl) Comments: This is my personal opinion... User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.3 (Linux) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!newsfeed4.cidera.com!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!skynet.be!skynet.be!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!asgard.pte.AT!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25328 * MJP [2001-12-04 22:45]: > On 4 Dec 2001 17:44:40 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > >> See, Michael? Americans simply don't know usenet laws. Next time >>provide a link[1] :) >> > >>[1] >>-- > > is it your stance that only Europeans and non-Americans know about usenet? > is it America-bashing that you are engaged in, or are you simply > prejudicial regarding Americans. > "ascii annie's" comment was prejudicial, and in error, but i don't see > that as an excuse to abuse the rest of us. No, not at all. I am absolutely *against* prejustices in general. It was simply meant as a sarcastic statement. I thought it was overdone enough to get it. Sorry if anyone felt insulted. Simple statement: Making fun with prejudice usually ends in turing yourself into a jerk. Sorry, if someone got it wrong (especially like you, MJP) - I personally try to be unbiased at all. It's just that some people seem to try to make me look like a fool at that attempt sometimes :) obASCII: `. ,' \ / )( Sort of hyperbolas..... / \ ,' `. So long! Alfie -- quit ~/quit -!- wenz [~hoshi@pD900E60C.dip.t-dialin.net] has quit [ircII2.8.2-EPIC3.004 --- Bloatware at its finest.] -- #debian.de ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 02:31:47 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 60 Message-ID: <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1007515943 26644 194.109.236.5 (5 Dec 2001 01:32:23 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 5 Dec 2001 01:32:23 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!news.tesion.net!news.belwue.de!news.uni-stuttgart.de!uni-erlangen.de!news-nue1.dfn.de!news-lei1.dfn.de!newsfeed.freenet.de!news2.euro.net!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25353 Donderfliegen wrote: > > On Mon, 03 Dec 2001 13:03:55 +0100, joris bellenger > provoked the following text: > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > I would like to apologise to everyone who may be offended by the stereotypes > mentioned here. (there, i'm safe now :-)) > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > >> >3. Joris isn't Dutch. > >> > >> He isn't? He's doing a good job pretending then! > > > > I'm not pretending being Dutch. > > I just happen to live in the Netherlands. > > \ > > But you can try to guess > > where I'm from if you like. > > | > > `, > > - - # > > |/ ? > > | ~ )\ Piece of cake. > > /__/\ \____ / > > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > > '-' |\/ b'ger > > Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that > could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. > Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned > ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French > :-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but > not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to > think that you may be Russian. > > I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a > citizen of the republic of Antarctica! Antartica? | I wish you'd have picked a warmer place. | `, o o # |/ ? I'll tell if somebody | e )\ kisses me. /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ b'ger joris ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 5 Dec 2001 21:55:43 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 39 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 20:52:08 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007585528 213.93.74.225 (Wed, 05 Dec 2001 19:52:08 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 19:52:08 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsgate.cistron.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25355 On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 02:31:47 +0100, joris bellenger provoked the following text: >> Ooh, i love games!!! Let's see, Bellinger sounds kinda German... But that >> could be just a red herring, in which case you could be Danish. >> Neh, too obvious. You are pretty good at French too and that frog you turned >> ralf into looks convincing, but you are not arrogant enough to be French >> :-)) Besides, "Zyorry" (Joris) sounds like some drunk tries to apologise but >> not as a name. You also seem to be drinking all the time, which leads me to >> think that you may be Russian. >> >> I have decided not to fall for all those diversions and declare you to be a >> citizen of the republic of Antarctica! > > > Antartica? > | > I wish you'd have picked > a warmer place. > | > `, > o o # > |/ ? I'll tell if somebody > | e )\ kisses me. > /__/\ \____ / > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > '-' |\/ b'ger Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him! -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) ###### From: "CeeJay" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:05:41 +0100 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Lines: 10 Message-ID: <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> Organization: TDC Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.243.165.226 X-Trace: 1007589871 dread02.news.tele.dk 7909 62.243.165.226 X-Complaints-To: abuse@post.tele.dk Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!newsfeed1.ulv.nextra.no!nextra.com!uninett.no!news.tele.dk!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25387 > Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) *lol* American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a website listing the sillyest laws. Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? ###### From: "Kevertje" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:51:18 +0100 Organization: Planet Internet NV Lines: 26 Message-ID: <9um7ut$ann$1@news.planetinternet.be> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: u212-239-190-61.adsl.pi.be X-Trace: news.planetinternet.be 1007592221 10999 212.239.190.61 (5 Dec 2001 22:43:41 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@planetinternet.be NNTP-Posting-Date: 5 Dec 2001 22:43:41 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MIMEOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 X-Received-Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 22:49:01 GMT (newsr2.u-net.net) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!diablo.theplanet.net!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet!newsr2.u-net.net!news-peer-uk.interpacket.net!planetinternet.be!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25378 CeeJay schreef in berichtnieuws 3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk... > > Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with > someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in > prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) > > *lol* > American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a > website listing the sillyest laws. > Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? > > I know there's at least 1 state where it's illegal for a woman to drive a car *unless* a man walks in front of the car waving a red flag to warn pedestrians :-) I wonder who ever came up with that... Greetz, Tim. ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 06:33:28 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 141 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!peernews.cix.co.uk!lon1-news.nildram.net!195.8.68.195.MISMATCH!newspeer.clara.net!news.clara.net!oleane.net!oleane!grolier!sn-xit-01!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25373 On 2001-12-05 ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: >Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him! Okay. I like frogs. `, \ ___ # .,,,. /_,/\ |/ ? (~~~))) /" ( | , )\ . . ((() .Y___ / /__/\ \____ (^ )))) \(__ ,- / \_/ \ _==__ ~_((((() / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ / )))))) |. ||\ -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- b'ger'-' |\/ `, \ , | , / ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- b'ger'-' |\/ | \ ,, / _ , ,` (' `,'"`._ , , -- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\ c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( , /( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ / ___ / /\__\ (' ` P O O F ! `).' \(__ ,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._ . )'`).)_) |. ||\ ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `". ` ). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'--- b'ger '-' |\/ '-' (_;.;-`-_.' Huh-HAW! I am zee Frog Prince...and you have freed me from zee evil spell. ZANK you, Annie! / __,,, /' _\ \C '\' Aw, shucks! T'weren't nuthin'. . \ -_| / . ) ___/ /___,_____ .,,,. (. (. /` ~ \/-___ (~~~))) . ) ( / , . _\_.// / _ _ ((() ( . ) / _/\ / (^ (((( (. ,- ) \ | \ / ~_((((() . ) . |/| ( . \ | \ _ | / )))))) . ) ----|.|--------/_/--,-----,----------------------------------------- b'ger '-' /// And now we weel go to my luxurious castle in Toulon and...and, eat zee snails, or zummzing... / __,,, /' _\ \C '\' Cool, Prince. Let's go! \ -_| / ___/ /___,_____ .,,,. /` ~ \/-___ (~~~))) / , . _\_.// / . . ((() / _/\ / (^ (((( ,- \ | \ / ~_((((() |/| \ | \ _ | / )))))) ----|.|--------/_/--,-----,----------------------------------------- b'ger '-' /// Why don't YOU ever do anything romantic like that with ME, Joris? / You're DUTCH. Dutch women don't know about romance. \ Yeah. Dutch women actually BATHE EVERY DAY. Not like those French women, huh? _____ / `, (((_ \ Garcon! Lefse, ___ # 6 6 \ \ /_,/\ ___ s'il vous |/ ? / ) ) /" ( /// \ plait. | , )\ =__ `, \ .Y___ / //-[.[.] / /__/\ \____ _\ (__ \ \(__ \|\ _\ ,- / \_/ \ )' \_/ \ ) / (\ =| {-} |/| / < _____ _> \ ( ( \ \ |. ||\ /)\\ # ----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'----'--------'-----'------------------- b'ger '-' |\/ -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) That prince tasted like Frog. ## ## ## ## . . ((() / I think he needs a bath. ###### ###### (^ )))) ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: Gerfried Fuchs Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 6 Dec 2001 11:54:07 GMT Organization: FAQ-Team for at.linux Lines: 60 Message-ID: <2001-12-06_08.57.24@alfie.ist.org> References: <9ugnif$86rcm$2@ID-39741.news.dfncis.de> <2001-12-04_18.42.27@alfie.ist.org> <9ulud1$98jfu$2@ID-39741.news.dfncis.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: asgard.pte.at (193.83.146.41) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007639647 10262582 193.83.146.41 (16 [49556]) Mail-Copies-To: nobody X-Editor: Vi Improved X-Signature-Color: cyan X-Signature-Prg: sigd/0.9.0 (Perl) Comments: This is my personal opinion... User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.3 (Linux) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!nextra.at!newsfeed4.cidera.com!newsfeed1.cidera.com!Cidera!news-hub.cableinet.net!blueyonder!btnet-peer!btnet!newspeer.clara.net!news.clara.net!newsfeed.freenet.de!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!asgard.pte.AT!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25363 * Michael Schierl [2001-12-05 21:00]: > yes, it would be better if i had provided an URL. > But i downloaded the Jargon file from www.jargon.org and did not know > that you can link to the entries directly. You can link almost everything. And the usenet laws especially aren't a thing that is /only/ availabe in the jargon files ;) Ever tried google on "usenet laws"? > And I thought that this law should be known by most of the people here > as it is mentioned in the Jargon file. In here is an ascii art group and no usenet fanatic group ;)) Although there are often crossposts from some fanatic groups.... > obAscii: "Webnocken"[1] (rotating...) > > > _ _ _ .^. > ,'" "`. ,'" "`. ,'" "`. ,' `. > / '. / \ ,' \ / \ > | 0 > | O | < | O | | O | > \ .' \ / '. / \ / > `.___.' `. ,' `.___.' `.___.' > 'v' > > [thanks to CeeJay for the circle] > > [1] an advertisement email I (and probably lots of others) got wanted > to advertise a "live sex web cam" in German; Babelfish made > "Phasengeschlechtswebnocken" from it... Don't remind that special spam though I guess I've received it, too. > (Phase = electricity (whether it is in the wall outlet or not) - or > the "state" of the moon (full, half, ...), Geschlecht = gender, > Web=web, Nocken is that shown above) There are usually more meanings that just one in a translation. Translating sex as Geschlecht isn't wrong at all. And the Nocken translation of cam is meant like in "Nockenwelle", cam shaft. Local translation stuff ([1] & [2]) helps :) babelfish is true fun but it offers only one solution. is better to that respect. > Michael obASCII: _ o[_]= This is too big for a usual webcam :) K A alf So long! Alfie [2] [1] -- Aber, der Aufwand, Linux zu installieren und vim zu lernen ist *IMMER* geringer, als Outlook das Schreiben von vernünftigen Mails beizubringen. ;) -- Jens Benecke ###### From: Gerfried Fuchs Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 6 Dec 2001 11:54:11 GMT Organization: FAQ-Team for at.linux Lines: 33 Message-ID: <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: asgard.pte.at (193.83.146.41) X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007639651 10262582 193.83.146.41 (16 [49556]) Mail-Copies-To: nobody X-Editor: Vi Improved X-Signature-Color: cyan X-Signature-Prg: sigd/0.9.0 (Perl) Comments: This is my personal opinion... User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.3 (Linux) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!asgard.pte.AT!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25360 * CeeJay [2001-12-05 23:05]: >> Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with >> someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in >> prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) [fixed quoting] > > *lol* > American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a > website listing the sillyest laws. Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it anymore... > Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? I only remember that I think in pensylvania it is forbidden by state law that virgins do parachuting on a sunday afternoon, or such.... obASCII: ___ ,'alf`. \"---"/ \ / Possibly it is from the times when women didn't wear trousers \O/ X So long! Alfie -- quit ~/quit -!- wenz [~hoshi@pD900E60C.dip.t-dialin.net] has quit [ircII2.8.2-EPIC3.004 --- Bloatware at its finest.] -- #debian.de ###### From: jjs_ascii@yahoo.com (jjs) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 6 Dec 2001 05:34:05 -0800 Organization: http://groups.google.com/ Lines: 225 Message-ID: <3baa0398.0112060534.35944a18@posting.google.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.14.89.40 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: posting.google.com 1007645645 5955 127.0.0.1 (6 Dec 2001 13:34:05 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: 6 Dec 2001 13:34:05 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!nntp-relay.ihug.net!ihug.co.nz!hub1.nntpserver.com!headwall.stanford.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!postnews1.google.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25380 annie_ascii@oal.com wrote in message news:... > On 2001-12-05 ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: > > > > > > > > > `, \ , | , / > ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( > | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ > ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- > b'ger'-' |\/ > > > > For the following, I want to apologize to the characters, the artists, the readers, God, my country, and my family. I just found the butt kissing pic so funny. ;) ----- - Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him! - Okay. I like frogs. `, \ ___ # .,,,. /_,/\ |/ ? (~~~))) /" ( | , )\ . . ((() .Y___ / /__/\ \____ (^ )))) \(__ ,- / \_/ \ _==__ ~_((((() / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ / )))))) |. ||\ -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- b'ger'-' |\/ ------ - Sigh - How romantic. I Let's make the magic happen. wish someone would kiss ME O there. I see a real spark o developing between these two. What's that giant \ sucking sound? Mmm, tastes like chicken. \ \ O \ o `, \ , | , / ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- b'ger'-' |\/ o O O I shouldn't eat here. Barflies always give me gas... What the?! I meant a kiss on the lips! The lips!... ...Hey! That feels pretty swee- -------- ,------------------------------------------------------------. ,' () () ', ; _ () _() () /V\_ /oo_ ; ; ~ (6) (v _/||\ //L /\ /\ ; ; " "" /\ / / / / ; '--------------------------------------------------------------' O O Oh! The humanity! o Wow! What fireworks! \ | / \ \ ,, / _ , ,` (' `,'"`._ , , -- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\ c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( , /( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ / ___ / /\__\ (' ` B A N G ! `).' \(__ ,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._00__. )'`).)_) |. ||\ ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `"_\()). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'--- b'ger '-' |\/ \')' )_;.;-`-_.' O O o ,------------------------------------------------------. ,' ) _00__ ', ; _ (( oo__) OO_ _\- \__ ; ; ~ (6) (oo) (_-_/= c(-__\7 \-)--)-,/ ; ; " " " " " " ; '--------------------------------------------------------' -------- That was some explosion of amour! You may not be a real human prince, but you're certainly the Prince of Passion. \ \ I think my eardrums Love is in the air. are broken. At least I think O / / that's love. O . / // / / | . o ) ////////// | (. (. (//////// . ) ( O @ (/(// ( . ) (^ //(( (. ,- ) 8_ /_ . ) . |/| ( . / \ . ) ----|.|------------------------------------------------------------- b'ger '-' _ _ ####' _ _ W W ###' // .- \\ ##' '. \\ //# \00""7/ \ /(_)_.' | (( )) m m / / Incredible! Baby you light my fire. I've never been so moved. ------ Would you like to come back to my pad and hop into bed? | | Cool, Prince. Let's go! / Could someone please .,,,. hand me my drink? (~~~))) Love is a many | . e ((() splendored thing. | (^ (((( | ,- ~_((((() | |/| __CO_ / )))))) ----|.|-----------__/ _/ ----------------------------------------- b'ger '-' \(@___77 "" "" ------- Hey Joris, maybe you and I could... / / Don't even think about it! \ What about me baby. \ / / Garcon! a _____ sickness bag, `, (((_ \ s'il vous ___ # 6 6 \ \ /_,/\ ___ plait. |/ ? / ) ) /" ( /// \ / | , )\ =__ `, \ .Y___ / //-[.[.] /__/\ \____ _\ (__ \ \(__ \|\ _\ ,- / \_/ \ )' \_/ \ ) / (\ =| {-} |/| / < _____ _> \ ( ( \ \ |. ||\ /)\\ # ----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---'----'--------'-----'------------------ b'ger '-' |\/ ------- Cheeky bestiality. A dangerous obsession or path to true love? You decide. ____ .'" ' "> As I am, so you will be. / \ So lighten up already! | _ _ | )(_) (_)(|} jjs_ascii@yahoo.com { 4A } / \uLuJJ/\l http://www.jjs-ascii.20m.com/ /nnm_n// \_>-<_/ jjs ###### From: mikechat.remove@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 06 Dec 2001 14:09:05 GMT Organization: Concentric Internet Services Lines: 46 Message-ID: <3c0f7b71.7130876@news.concentric.net> References: <3baa0398.0112060534.35944a18@posting.google.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.220.177.92 X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.frii.net!newspeer.cwnet.com!sjc1.nntp.concentric.net!newsfeed.concentric.net!global-news-master Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25370 On 6 Dec 2001 05:34:05 -0800, jjs_ascii@yahoo.com (jjs) wrote: > > > - Sigh - How romantic. I > Let's make the magic happen. wish someone would kiss ME > O there. I see a real spark > o developing between these two. >What's that giant \ >sucking sound? Mmm, tastes like chicken. \ > \ O > \ o > `, \ , | , / > ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( > | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ > ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ >-----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- >b'ger'-' |\/ > o > O > O > I shouldn't eat here. Barflies always give me gas... > What the?! I meant a kiss on the lips! The lips!... > ...Hey! That feels pretty swee- > > > > HAHAHA sheesh, too funny -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________| ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!not-for-mail From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 06 Dec 2001 21:12:40 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 71 Message-ID: <6u7ks0jefb.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <3baa0398.0112060534.35944a18@posting.google.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: chonsp.franklin.ch X-Trace: chonsp.franklin.ch 1007669560 478 10.0.3.2 (6 Dec 2001 20:12:40 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@chonsp.franklin.ch NNTP-Posting-Date: 6 Dec 2001 20:12:40 GMT X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.7/Emacs 20.4 Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25393 jjs_ascii@yahoo.com (jjs) writes: > ,------------------------------------------------------------. > ,' () () ', > ; _ () _() () /V\_ /oo_ ; > ; ~ (6) (v _/||\ //L /\ /\ ; > ; " "" /\ / / / / ; > '--------------------------------------------------------------' > O > O > Oh! The humanity! o Wow! What fireworks! > \ | / > \ \ ,, / _ , > ,` (' `,'"`._ , , > -- # o o _,-( , ( ` ').-.-. /_,/\ > c \| (' ( ) )_ /oo ( , > /( 0| (' ) `) .Y__ / > ___ / /\__\ (' ` B A N G ! `).' \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ '.` ) `) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ (` '._00__. )'`).)_) |. ||\ > ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\-- `"_\()). `-`-` ')`------------'-----'--- > b'ger '-' |\/ \')' )_;.;-`-_.' > > O > O > o > ,------------------------------------------------------. > ,' ) _00__ ', > ; _ (( oo__) OO_ _\- \__ ; > ; ~ (6) (oo) (_-_/= c(-__\7 \-)--)-,/ ; > ; " " " " " " ; > '--------------------------------------------------------' Great. > I think my eardrums Love is in the air. > are broken. At least I think > O / / that's love. > O . / // / / | . > o ) ////////// | (. > (. (//////// . ) > ( O @ (/(// ( > . ) (^ //(( (. > ,- ) 8_ /_ . ) . > |/| ( . / \ . ) > ----|.|------------------------------------------------------------- > b'ger '-' _ _ ####' _ _ LOL at Joris and Rufus reactions. > Could someone please .,,,. > hand me my drink? (~~~))) Love is a many > | . e ((() splendored thing. > | (^ (((( | > ,- ~_((((() | > |/| __CO_ / )))))) > ----|.|-----------__/ _/ ----------------------------------------- > b'ger '-' \(@___77 ROTFL from Joris total nonchallance. That must be the best 'toon I have ever seen here. Up with the best of Red Baron. -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 6 Dec 2001 22:51:30 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 34 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 21:45:17 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007675117 213.93.74.225 (Thu, 06 Dec 2001 20:45:17 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 20:45:17 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news.netcologne.de!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!newsgate.cistron.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25394 On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:05:41 +0100, "CeeJay" provoked the following text: >> Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with >someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in >prison. (Mississippi state law -Sec. 97-29-1) > >*lol* >American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a >website listing the sillyest laws. >Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? I do, i got all those silly laws from http://www.dumblaws.com Amongst the places where oral sex is prohibited are: Tennessee Oklahoma North Carolina South Carolina Arkansas Florida Indiana Minnesota Maryland Also in San Francisco and in Singapore does this law apply. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <9um7ut$ann$1@news.planetinternet.be> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 6 Dec 2001 23:03:42 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 29 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 21:57:30 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007675850 213.93.74.225 (Thu, 06 Dec 2001 20:57:30 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 20:57:30 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsgate.cistron.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25438 On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:51:18 +0100, "Kevertje" provoked the following text: >> American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is >> even a website listing the sillyest laws. >> Did you know that in some states oral sex is illegal ? >> >I know there's at least 1 state where it's illegal for a woman to drive a >car *unless* a man walks in front of the car waving a red flag to warn >pedestrians :-) It's illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis, Tennessee city law) That one? >I wonder who ever came up with that... I think that law was made early in the 20th century, back when women were considered to be less intelligent or capable of using machines than men. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind it less and less." -- Louise Andrews Kent ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 6 Dec 2001 23:05:51 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 20 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 21:59:36 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007675976 213.93.74.225 (Thu, 06 Dec 2001 20:59:36 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 20:59:36 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!newsgate.cistron.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25395 On 6 Dec 2001 11:54:11 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs provoked the following text: >> American state laws .. some are really idiotic and out there .. there is even a >> website listing the sillyest laws. > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it >anymore... URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) I already mentioned the URL, but here it is again: http://www.dumblaws.com -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,"I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news. (Singaporese law) ###### From: "CeeJay" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2001 00:28:10 +0100 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Lines: 15 Message-ID: <3c0ffec2$0$77396$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> Organization: TDC Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.243.165.226 X-Trace: 1007681218 dread01.news.tele.dk 77396 62.243.165.226 X-Complaints-To: abuse@post.tele.dk Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news.tele.dk!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25456 > I do, i got all those silly laws from http://www.dumblaws.com Looking through the laws I see some sensible laws and laws that however odd they may sound serve a good purpose. I wonder why they were admitted to the database .. seems there are some dumb webmasters too. Can you spot some law amongst the dumb law that when you think about it aren't as dumb as they would first appear ? Preferably some from your own country. I'm Danish .. do you want some explanations for some of the laws from Denmark ? ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 00:11:55 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3baa0398.0112060534.35944a18@posting.google.com> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 20 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25426 On 2001-12-06 jjs_ascii@yahoo.com (jjs) said: >For the following, I want to apologize to the characters, the >artists, the readers, God, my country, and my family. I just >found the butt kissing pic so funny. ;) > > [...merciful snip...] > >Cheeky bestiality. A dangerous obsession or path to true love? >You decide. -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Gawh! JJS, you are one sick puppy. ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / Might wanna consider getting ###### ###### (^ )))) some professional help. And SOON. ## ## ## ## ~_((((() Hehehe! ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 09:44:58 +0000 Lines: 18 Message-ID: <3C108F9A.EB54366@hotmail.com> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.181.212.229 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007718117 10724440 212.181.212.229 (16 [58193]) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!212.181.212.229!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25399 Donderfliegen wrote: > Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > >anymore... > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) He probably meant URI. It's a more general term (a URL is a URI but a URI doesn't have to be a URL). IIRC, the 'I' is for "Identifier". -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\ ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: <8el21u03i8n10fd5isq3rkkitjhhe44a76@4ax.com> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3c0ffec2$0$77396$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 8 Dec 2001 01:04:44 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 60 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 23:58:42 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007769522 213.93.74.225 (Fri, 07 Dec 2001 22:58:42 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 22:58:42 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newsfeed.freenet.de!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25435 On Fri, 7 Dec 2001 00:28:10 +0100, "CeeJay" provoked the following text: >> I do, i got all those silly laws from http://www.dumblaws.com > >Looking through the laws I see some sensible laws and laws that however odd they >may sound serve a good purpose. >I wonder why they were admitted to the database .. seems there are some dumb >webmasters too. > >Can you spot some law amongst the dumb law that when you think about it aren't >as dumb as they would first appear ? >Preferably some from your own country. That would be difficult. The only laws from Holland in that archive are: - It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you. And: - Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business. >I'm Danish .. do you want some explanations for some of the laws from Denmark ? Let me see... "If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car." Ahem, cover it with what? I usually only have my coat with me... "Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term." Now that's just not fair. I think someone should be rewarded for attempting to escape! "No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle." You Danish sure know how to take the fun out of starting your car. "When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming." So how come Denmark don't hold the world record for the Marathon? "Any carport added to a building increases the value of the building by 15.5 times the cost of building the addition." _That_ is a law??? -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail "One planet is all you get." ###### From: Gerfried Fuchs Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 8 Dec 2001 03:18:30 GMT Organization: FAQ-Team for at.linux Lines: 45 Message-ID: <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> NNTP-Posting-Host: asgard.pte.at (193.83.146.41) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007781510 11198017 193.83.146.41 (16 [49556]) Mail-Copies-To: nobody X-Editor: Vi Improved X-Signature-Color: cyan X-Signature-Prg: sigd/0.9.0 (Perl) Comments: This is my personal opinion... User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.3 (Linux) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed.nextra.ch!news.nextra.ch!newsfeed1.ulv.nextra.no!nextra.com!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!130.133.1.3!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!asgard.pte.AT!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25408 * Donderfliegen [2001-12-06 22:59]: > On 6 Dec 2001 11:54:11 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs provoked > the following text: >> Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it >>anymore... > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) That reminds me of that great Dilbert comic from somewhere back in the time. It went a little bit like this: PHB (PointHairy Boss): I was in a meeting with some collegues from other companys and they all had URIs. Why don't we have those? D (Dilbert): We have our web addresses. But we can change them to URIs. I assume it will take me one week. PHB: Do so. .... or something like this. Sadly the Dilbert archive doesn't have the great search function like the userfriendly archive[1], where you can type in "titanic" and are pointed at one of the most terrific cartoons Illiad produced :) > I already mentioned the URL, but here it is again: > http://www.dumblaws.com Thanks, I saw it after my post was sent. I often write offline with not all the new posts at hand so please don't get too upset :) obASCII: .ww, 3ooE dustpuppy - by me, I don't really remember who diddled it to 'mm` look correct *hmmm* JL So long! Alfie [1] -- Wo wir schon bei Schnäppchenbestrafungen sind: ich finde § 307 StGB hat ein recht ordentliches Preis-Leistungs-Verhältnis. Soviel Bums für sowenig Strafe gibt sonst nirgendwo. -- Holger Lembke in de.soc.recht.misc ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!not-for-mail From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 08 Dec 2001 17:46:00 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 58 Message-ID: <6ug06l64on.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> NNTP-Posting-Host: chonsp.franklin.ch X-Trace: chonsp.franklin.ch 1007829960 796 10.0.3.2 (8 Dec 2001 16:46:00 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@chonsp.franklin.ch NNTP-Posting-Date: 8 Dec 2001 16:46:00 GMT Cc: nobody X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.7/Emacs 20.4 Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25458 Gerfried Fuchs writes: > * Donderfliegen [2001-12-06 22:59]: > >> Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > >>anymore... > > > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) He most likey really meant URL :-). From http://www.w3.org/Addressing/: ------------------------ UR* Terms The basic picture, specified in section 1.2. URI, URL, and URN of RFC 2396, looks like this: _______________________________________________________ | ________________ | | | ftp: | | | | gopher: | | | | http: __|____________ | | | etc | | urn: | | | |_____________|__| | | | URLs | | | | |_______________| | | URNs | |_______________________________________________________| URIs URI Uniform Resource Identifier. The generic set of all names/addresses that are short strings that refer to resources. URL Uniform Resource Locator. An informal term (no longer used in technical specifications) associated with popular URI schemes: http, ftp, mailto, etc. URN Uniform Resource Name. 1.An URI that has an institutional commitment to persistence, availability, etc. Note that this sort of URI may also be a URL. See, for example, PURLs. 2.A particular scheme, urn:, specified by RFC2141 and related documents, intended to serve as persistent, location-independent, resource identifiers. ------------------------ I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs an URL. -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery ###### From: ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 8 Dec 2001 21:16:29 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 38 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Sat, 08 Dec 2001 22:13:53 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007849633 213.93.74.225 (Sat, 08 Dec 2001 21:13:53 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 08 Dec 2001 21:13:53 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!195.64.68.27!newsgate.cistron.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25480 On 8 Dec 2001 03:18:30 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs provoked the following text: >>> Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it >>>anymore... >> >> URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) I still don't understand... > That reminds me of that great Dilbert comic from somewhere back in the >time. It went a little bit like this: > >PHB (PointHairy Boss): I was in a meeting with some collegues from other > companys and they all had URIs. Why don't we have those? >D (Dilbert): We have our web addresses. But we can change them to URIs. > I assume it will take me one week. >PHB: Do so. sounds like a good one. >> I already mentioned the URL, but here it is again: >> http://www.dumblaws.com > > Thanks, I saw it after my post was sent. I often write offline with >not all the new posts at hand so please don't get too upset :) OOooohhh... I'm sooooo upset! You poo-poo head! :-) -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. (Pennsylvania state law) ###### Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: <5bt41u4qmv1pnfv2870ds7csb15uqldi12@4ax.com> References: <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> <6ug06l64on.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.168.0.123 X-Original-Trace: 8 Dec 2001 21:45:18 +0100, 192.168.0.123 Lines: 59 X-Authenticated-User: donderfliegen Date: Sat, 08 Dec 2001 22:14:07 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.93.74.225 X-Complaints-To: abuse@chello.nl X-Trace: nlnews00.chello.com 1007849647 213.93.74.225 (Sat, 08 Dec 2001 21:14:07 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 08 Dec 2001 21:14:07 GMT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsgate.cistron.nl!amsnews01.chello.com!nlnews00.chello.com.POSTED!tanya. Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25475 On 08 Dec 2001 17:46:00 +0100, Neil Franklin provoked the following text: >UR* Terms > >The basic picture, specified in section 1.2. URI, URL, and URN of >RFC 2396, looks like this: > > _______________________________________________________ > | ________________ | > | | ftp: | | > | | gopher: | | > | | http: __|____________ | > | | etc | | urn: | | > | |_____________|__| | | > | URLs | | | > | |_______________| | > | URNs | > |_______________________________________________________| > URIs > >URI > Uniform Resource Identifier. The generic set of all names/addresses > that are short strings that refer to resources. I already suspected something like that, but i wasn't sure where t get the info on this. Thanks for enhancing my knowledge! >URL > Uniform Resource Locator. An informal term (no longer used in > technical specifications) associated with popular URI schemes: > http, ftp, mailto, etc. Knew that! :-) >URN > Uniform Resource Name. > 1.An URI that has an institutional commitment to persistence, > availability, etc. Note that this sort of URI may also be a > URL. See, for example, PURLs. > 2.A particular scheme, urn:, specified by RFC2141 and related > documents, intended to serve as persistent, location-independent, > resource identifiers. >------------------------ > >I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as >any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs >an URL. Makes me wonder what an URN would look like... If i understand correctly, an IP address is an URN too, or am i way off here? -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail All science is either physics or stamp collecting. -- E. Rutherford ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!not-for-mail From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 09 Dec 2001 20:17:19 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 67 Message-ID: <6uofl8xkxs.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> <6ug06l64on.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <5bt41u4qmv1pnfv2870ds7csb15uqldi12@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: chonsp.franklin.ch X-Trace: chonsp.franklin.ch 1007925439 677 10.0.3.2 (9 Dec 2001 19:17:19 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@chonsp.franklin.ch NNTP-Posting-Date: 9 Dec 2001 19:17:19 GMT X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.7/Emacs 20.4 Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25483 ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) writes: > On 08 Dec 2001 17:46:00 +0100, Neil Franklin > provoked the following text: > > >URN > > Uniform Resource Name. > > 1.An URI that has an institutional commitment to persistence, > > availability, etc. Note that this sort of URI may also be a > > URL. See, for example, PURLs. > > 2.A particular scheme, urn:, specified by RFC2141 and related > > documents, intended to serve as persistent, location-independent, > > resource identifiers. > >------------------------ > > > >I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as > >any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs > >an URL. > > Makes me wonder what an URN would look like... I have never seen an example. I do not think it is defined, apart from the urn: beginning being reserved for them. > If i understand correctly, an > IP address is an URN too, or am i way off here? AFAIK IP addresses (and anything else physical) make an URI exactly non-URN-able. Todays URLs are essentially IP address or hostname and then something local. So they can get broken when a document changes server (say because you move webspace provider), or of it changes place in your sites directory hierarchy. The "fix" used today is to have an per-institution (that can be an individual author) something.domain sitename as DNS CNAME that points to the current host. And then inside the sites hierarchy not move the documents. That is why I as private person have my own domain franklin.ch, because I can only so ensure my URLs to stay intact. My first website was an classic www.provider.dom/neil.franklin and all URLs failled when I had to change due to the provider folding up. And no redirects for obvious reasons (server gone). I learned and got a domain. URNs were intended as an different method of server/space-independant document ID numbers, a bit like the "library of congress" IDs to reference a document. Needless to say this turned out to be complicated to implement (it most likely needs an entire distributed database into which documents must be "checked in"). So not surprisingly it never took place (or at least never became publically known). The "fix" was good enough and immediately available. The nearest things to URNs I know are the Freenet document IDs, and they are a bugger to use. Plus the entire Freenet sydtem is unreliable. So todays browsers are most likely not even URN capable. So URI simply becomes technodazzle for intellectuals to use to make themselves sound better informed. Real web users though need URLs, and should demand such. -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Sun, 09 Dec 2001 20:32:19 +0000 Lines: 32 Message-ID: <3C13CA53.3C6AFE2B@hotmail.com> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> <6ug06l64on.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.181.212.229 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1007929751 12706624 212.181.212.229 (16 [58193]) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!212.181.212.229!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25485 Neil Franklin wrote: > Gerfried Fuchs writes: > > Donderfliegen wrote: > > > Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > > > > > > > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > > > > anymore... > > > > > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > > > > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) > > He most likey really meant URL :-). Why not *read* the line right before your response. > From http://www.w3.org/Addressing/: > I doubt strongly, that Donderfliegen will be satisfied with an URN, as > any normal publicly used browser can not use them. So he really needs > an URL. *You're* the one who entered "URN" into the discussion. -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ #### <@ \ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd / @> \\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _) == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T \ ||\ ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!not-for-mail From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 09 Dec 2001 23:10:52 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 36 Message-ID: <6u4rn0xcwj.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> <6ug06l64on.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <3C13CA53.3C6AFE2B@hotmail.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: chonsp.franklin.ch X-Trace: chonsp.franklin.ch 1007935852 923 10.0.3.2 (9 Dec 2001 22:10:52 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@chonsp.franklin.ch NNTP-Posting-Date: 9 Dec 2001 22:10:52 GMT X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.7/Emacs 20.4 Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25495 Veronica Karlsson writes: > Neil Franklin wrote: > > Gerfried Fuchs writes: > > > Donderfliegen wrote: > > > > Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Do you have the URI at hand? I found it once but can't find it > > > > > anymore... > > > > > > > > URI? You mean URL? (Uniform Resource Locator) > > > > > > I meant URI, like Veronica kindly already pointed out :) > > > > He most likey really meant URL :-). > > Why not *read* the line right before your response. Because Gerfried Fuchs wrote that he wanted an URI, but he was erring, as he wants an URL. If he ordered an URI he could be given an URN, which would be useless for him. And I strongly doubt he wants something useless. :-) > > From http://www.w3.org/Addressing/: > > *You're* the one who entered "URN" into the discussion. To point out that URI=URL+URN and that no one here wants an URN, so order URL, not URI. Complicated, I know... -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Hacker, Unix Guru, El Eng HTL/BSc, Sysadmin, Archer, Roleplayer - Intellectual Property is Intellectual Robbery ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 12:20:36 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 13 Message-ID: <3C149A84.86FCDC90@xs4all.nl> References: <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> <6ug06l64on.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <5bt41u4qmv1pnfv2870ds7csb15uqldi12@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1007983277 12314 194.109.236.5 (10 Dec 2001 11:21:17 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Dec 2001 11:21:17 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!newsgate.cistron.nl!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!news2.euro.net!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25523 Donderfliegen wrote: > I already suspected something like that, but i wasn't sure where t get the > info on this. Thanks for enhancing my knowledge! > Makes me wonder what an URN would look like... If i understand correctly, an > IP address is an URN too, or am i way off here? The best resource to search that kind of stuff http://www.whatis.com/ joris ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 12:36:09 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 13 Message-ID: <3C149E29.8D9A69EB@xs4all.nl> References: <3baa0398.0112060534.35944a18@posting.google.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1007984210 14643 194.109.236.5 (10 Dec 2001 11:36:50 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Dec 2001 11:36:50 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25524 jjs wrote: > > For the following, I want to apologize to the characters, the > artists, the readers, God, my country, and my family. I just > found the butt kissing pic so funny. ;) > > Bwwaaaahahahahahah!!! That one simply killed me. :D joris ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 12:48:25 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 25 Message-ID: <3C14A109.7037AD6F@xs4all.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1007984944 16490 194.109.236.5 (10 Dec 2001 11:49:04 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Dec 2001 11:49:04 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25522 annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: > > On 2001-12-05 ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: [snip] > And now we weel go to my luxurious > castle in Toulon and...and, eat zee > snails, or zummzing... > / > __,,, > /' _\ > \C '\' Cool, Prince. Let's go! > \ -_| / > ___/ /___,_____ .,,,. > /` ~ \/-___ (~~~))) > / , . _\_.// / . . ((() > / _/\ / (^ (((( > ,- \ | \ / ~_((((() > |/| \ | \ _ | / )))))) > ----|.|--------/_/--,-----,----------------------------------------- > b'ger '-' /// Too funny cartoon Annie :) joris ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 13:15:41 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 77 Message-ID: <3C14A76D.5735444A@xs4all.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: a194-109-236-5.adsl.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 1007986581 21613 194.109.236.5 (10 Dec 2001 12:16:21 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Dec 2001 12:16:21 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.75 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!transit.news.xs4all.nl!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25521 annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: > > On 2001-12-05 ppunk@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) said: > > >Oh Annie! Someone wants you to kiss him! > > > `, \ , | , / > ___ # = smooch = /_,/\ > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. /" ( > | , )\ (~~~))) .Y_/ / > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() \(__ > ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() |. ||\ > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_----------------------'-----'--- > b'ger'-' |\/ That was a nice kiss. I gotta tell 'em now... | ...that you're a Frenchman. | Yes, but a nice one... | | | shame on me. | | | `, You're a disgrace o o # to France. |/ ? | | - )\ / /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ Shut up now or I'll eat both your legs! \ With a nice glas of Chablis... | preferably from 1986. \ `, - - # The 1997 is lovely too. |/ ? | | e )\ / /__/\ \____ / ,- / \_/ \ _==__ |/| / < _____ _> \ _\* \__ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ '-' |\/ b'ger Hey!.. what did you do that for?? | 'told you to shut up. | \ | But your were right... | | | 1997 isn't bad. | \ | `, | - - # | chomp |/ ? | chomp |.( )\ / /__/\ \____ / / \_/ \ _OO__ \-/ / < _____ _> \ \= \ - |---/___/ ,___/___\-----)--)'---- '-' |\/ b'ger joris ###### From: Gerfried Fuchs Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: 10 Dec 2001 19:37:06 GMT Organization: FAQ-Team for at.linux Lines: 28 Message-ID: <2001-12-10_20.35.58@alfie.ist.org> References: <3c09a239$0$25386$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <3C0A19E9.22D3C596@hotmail.com> <3C0B6A2B.E58C7073@xs4all.nl> <3C0D7903.BB97B0FF@xs4all.nl> <3c0e99ef$0$7909$edfadb0f@dspool01.news.tele.dk> <2001-12-06_09.11.03@alfie.ist.org> <2001-12-08_04.13.51@alfie.ist.org> <6ug06l64on.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <3C13CA53.3C6AFE2B@hotmail.com> <6u4rn0xcwj.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> NNTP-Posting-Host: asgard.pte.at (193.83.146.41) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1008013026 13501370 193.83.146.41 (16 [49556]) Mail-Copies-To: nobody X-Editor: Vi Improved X-Signature-Color: cyan X-Signature-Prg: sigd/0.9.0 (Perl) Comments: This is my personal opinion... User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.3 (Linux) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!feed.news.nacamar.de!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!asgard.pte.AT!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25530 * Neil Franklin [2001-12-09 23:10]: > Veronica Karlsson writes: >> Why not *read* the line right before your response. > > Because Gerfried Fuchs wrote that he wanted an URI, but he was erring, > as he wants an URL. If he ordered an URI he could be given an URN, which > would be useless for him. And I strongly doubt he wants something > useless. :-) Why do you think that it would be useless to me? What do you know about me that maybe even I don't know about myself? Just wondering. Let me decide myself if it would be useless, can you? :) >> *You're* the one who entered "URN" into the discussion. > > To point out that URI=URL+URN and that no one here wants an URN, so > order URL, not URI. Complicated, I know... If you can give me an URN I might be happy with it, too. Please let me decide myself, alright? So long! Alfie [don't nitpick with me ;] -- jeder is ma unfähig, ich hoffe nur das das bald aufhört morgoth: das legt sie nie, glaubs mir * weasel spricht da aus eigener erfahrung -- #debian.de ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 23:29:46 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3C14A109.7037AD6F@xs4all.nl> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 13 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!194.25.134.126.MISMATCH!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!nntp-relay.ihug.net!ihug.co.nz!telocity-west!TELOCITY!sn-xit-03!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25540 On 2001-12-10 svzanten@xs4all.nl said: >Too funny cartoon Annie :) -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Merci beaucoup, M. Joris. ## ## ## ## _ _ ((() / Vos caractères de caricature ###### ###### (^ )))) sont une inspiration. ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / )))))) ###### From: annie_ascii@oal.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Joris and Sandra 3 Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 23:48:15 -0000 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: References: <3C14A76D.5735444A@xs4all.nl> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 43 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feeder.qis.net!sn-xit-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:25542 On 2001-12-10 svzanten@xs4all.nl said: >annie_ascii@oal.com wrote: > > > `, \ , | , / > > ___ # = smooch = > > |/ ? / , | , \.,,,. > > | , )\ (~~~))) > > /__/\ \____ _ _ ((() > > ,- / \// \ _00__^ )))) > > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__(((() > > -----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,_------ > > b'ger'-' |\/ > > > That was a nice kiss. > I gotta tell 'em now... > | > ...that you're a Frenchman. > | > Yes, but a nice one... | > | | > shame on me. | > | | > `, You're a disgrace > o o # to France. > |/ ? | > | - )\ / > /__/\ \____ / > ,- / \_/ \ _==__ > |/| / < _____ _> \ _\- \__ > -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--_\-)--)-,/_ > '-' |\/ -- Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist .,,,. #### #### (~~~))) Hehehe! Too funny, Joris! ## ## ## ## - - ((() / ###### ###### (^ )))) ## ## ## ## ~_((((() ## ## ## ## / ))))))