From: "lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: animal's planet Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 14:43:45 +0200 Organization: T-Online Lines: 147 Message-ID: <340XO84qxZ4huxX4aIZ8SEfw=LyA@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 991399432 07 20637 7LkCSdTVSlAMH1 010601 12:43:52 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 520084321266-0001@t-dialin.net X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:19387 Welcome to a new episode of.... ==================================================================== _ _ _ ___ __ __ _ _ _ ____ / \ | \ | |_ _| \/ | / \ | | ( ) ___| / _ \ | \| || || |\/| | / _ \ | | |/\___ \ / ___ \| |\ || || | | |/ ___ \| |___ ___) | /_/ \_\_| \_|___|_| |_/_/ \_\_____| |____/ __ ____,' '.____ _ _ _ _ _ (_____,''.____") (_)(_)(_)(_)(") " " " " " " ____ _ _ _ _ _____ _____ /| /| ,.-''-. | _ \| | / \ | \ | | ____|_ _| | |/ \ | |_) | | / _ \ | \| | _| | | |O O | ,-'. | | __/| |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___ | | | L | / . ; | |_| |_____/_/ \_\_| \_|_____| |_| |(__) '"._ ' / . \________'.,'___'-. ._. 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(oO) | here we are again at animal's planet! | vv __/`---------------------------------------' JL ==================================================================== ,---------------------------. __________________________________ | i'm mister evil-virus! | | ,. | | today let's take a look | | ,-' '-. | | at an interesting race | | ,--.,--. /____________\ | `---------------------------' | / ,, ,.. \ |,-. ,-. | | / | /| |\ ( -='/'=- ) | / | |( '= O' )| | (_ | | / | | | ( | | | "LLLL" | | \/ / | `-| .,., |-' '.____,' | ( O) / | '._**_,' \||/ | 'v ______/ | )/ | LL |__________________________________| ==================================================================== | | | ( | | | "LLLL" \/ ,---------. | `-| .,., |-' '.____, (@@) | HUMANS! | | '._**_,' \||/ vv ___/`---------' | )/ JL |__________________________ ==================================================================== ,-----------------------------------. Zz Z | they appear in a variety of looks | ,. zz `-----------------------------------' ,-' '-. ______ ,--.,--. /____________\ / \ |||||||||| / ,, ,.. \ ())()()(( |,-. ,-. | | | |,-. ,-. | |,-. ,-. | |,-. ,-. | ( -='/'=- ) ( _,/ _, ) ( O / O ) (-(_)-(_)--) ( ^ / ^ ) | (_ | | (_ | | (_ | | (_ | | (_ | | "TTTT" | | ----' | | '.__,' | | ,---. | | '||||' | '.____,' '.____,' '.____,' '.____,' '.____,' \||/ )/ ==================================================================== . ,.. ,--.,--. ,--.,--. ////\\\\ / ,, ,.. \ _ / ,, ,.. \_ | | /| |\ '" | |"' ( 'O O' ) |( '= O' )| // ( 'O O' ) \\ ,-------------. | ( | | | .. | | '"` | < | '"` | humans are | | '.**,' |) `-| .,., |-' | '.**,' | | split up in | '._""_,' () '._**_,' '._""_,' | two genders | ()n_, ,---------------------' ... | U | otherwise they couldn't reproduce | `-----------------------------------' ==================================================================== ______ ______ _______ ,--------------------------------. |o o| | | | | | their ways of reproducing are | |Q O | |,-Q-o | |,-Q-o | | very strange and they often | |L /\ | |'-O-o | | o-O-'| | do not reach their goal of re- | |______| |______| |_______| | production | `--------------------------------' ==================================================================== ,-----------------------------. + * | that results in frustration | * + /\ | and therefor the taking of | ______ -. '. ,- | legal and illegal drugs. | / \ '_\\//_' `-----------------------------' |,-. ,-. | < )> /, \ ( @ / @ ) / /' \ | (_ | |------| _______ | ,---. | |70%vol| (___|___) '.____,' ( ( ( |------| \ ' } |' | ) / `------' ( ( ___ ()====),,,,>-- ()___)_____))) ==================================================================== ,--------------------------------------------------. | the circle closes, with the drugs comes the sex | | wich isn't satisfying so they take drugs again. | | at least that's what professor bactus found out. | `--------------------------------------------------' / | that's right |__ \/ / `--------------' \ _ ( O) / ("`. 'v ___/ `._) LL ==================================================================== ,-------------------------------------. | ) ) | as you can see in this chart after | | ( ( | humans fail reproducing themselves | | ,-Q-o _o__o_ | they immediately consume drugs like | | '-O-o / \ | cigarrettes. | | (________) `-------------------------------------' | _ / |_______________________ ,'") ___/ (_.' ==================================================================== ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ (_.' | start taking drugs right away | `----------------------------------' ==================================================================== ,-----------------------------------------------------------. | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | vv __| evil-virus! | JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' THE END -> lastfuture -- \/ ,-------------------------. (oO) | we will infect you too! | vv __/`-------------------------' JL ###### Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: Faux_Pseudo@24.177.56.253 (Faux_Pseudo) Subject: Re: animal's planet References: <340XO84qxZ4huxX4aIZ8SEfw=LyA@4ax.com> Reply-To: Faux_Pseudo@yahoo.com Message-ID: User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.0 (Linux) Lines: 31 Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 12:52:39 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.177.56.253 X-Complaints-To: abuse@home.net X-Trace: news1.rdc1.sdca.home.com 991399959 24.177.56.253 (Fri, 01 Jun 2001 05:52:39 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 05:52:39 PDT Organization: Excite@Home - The Leader in Broadband http://home.com/faster Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newshub2.home.com!news.home.com!news1.rdc1.sdca.home.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:19395 --(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- > ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ > | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ > !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y > _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ > ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ > (_.' | start taking drugs right away | > `----------------------------------' > ==================================================================== > ,-----------------------------------------------------------. > | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | > | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | > \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | > (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | > vv __| evil-virus! | > JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' > keep that kind of work up and we will need a alt.fan.mr.evil.virus group to be started. -- --(tty1@faux.local|04:45|/home/faux)-- cat .sig GUI's are for slackers. ibpconf.sh 6.1 on freshmeat.net The easiest way to customize the command line. By Faux_Pseudo It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson ###### From: "lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: animal's planet Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 15:54:39 +0200 Organization: T-Online Lines: 32 Message-ID: References: <340XO84qxZ4huxX4aIZ8SEfw=LyA@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.t-online.com 991403685 01 27859 AOPCSCzGSJA7PK 010601 13:54:45 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.com X-Sender: 520084321266-0001@t-dialin.net X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.sul.t-online.com!t-online.de!news.t-online.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:19385 On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 12:52:39 GMT, Faux_Pseudo@24.177.56.253 (Faux_Pseudo) wrote: >--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- > --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- >> ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ >> | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ >> !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y >> _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ >> ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ >> (_.' | start taking drugs right away | >> `----------------------------------' >> ==================================================================== >> ,-----------------------------------------------------------. >> | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | >> | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | >> \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | >> (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | >> vv __| evil-virus! | >> JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' >> > >keep that kind of work up and we will need a alt.fan.mr.evil.virus >group to be started. *lol* ..should i take that as a "wow it's cool" or as a "damn stop it that gets too much" *lol* -- \/ ,-------------------------. (oO) | we will infect you too! | vv __/`-------------------------' JL ###### Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: Faux_Pseudo@24.177.56.253 (Faux_Pseudo) Subject: Re: animal's planet References: <340XO84qxZ4huxX4aIZ8SEfw=LyA@4ax.com> Reply-To: Faux_Pseudo@yahoo.com Message-ID: User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.0 (Linux) Lines: 47 Date: Sat, 02 Jun 2001 09:26:15 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.177.56.253 X-Complaints-To: abuse@home.net X-Trace: news1.rdc1.sdca.home.com 991473975 24.177.56.253 (Sat, 02 Jun 2001 02:26:15 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 02 Jun 2001 02:26:15 PDT Organization: Excite@Home - The Leader in Broadband http://home.com/faster Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.skycache.com!Cidera!netnews.com!newshub2.rdc1.sfba.home.com!news.home.com!news1.rdc1.sdca.home.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:19412 --(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- > On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 12:52:39 GMT, Faux_Pseudo@24.177.56.253 > (Faux_Pseudo) wrote: > > >--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- > > --(lastfuture (Peter Marquardt) said it like only they can.)-- > >> ,----------------------------------. | ___ ___ > >> | even BEFORE the act started they | | __/ ) ( \:/ > >> !!! | already take drugs. they already | | \,/ '.' Y > >> _ | know by instinct that the act of | | _|_ _|_ _|_ > >> ,'") ___| reproduction will fail. so they | |___________________ > >> (_.' | start taking drugs right away | > >> `----------------------------------' > >> ==================================================================== > >> ,-----------------------------------------------------------. > >> | we experienced some interesting insights into the life of | > >> | those humans today wich mostly consists of drugs and the | > >> \/ | act of reproduction as it seems. tune in next time for | > >> (Oo) | another episode of animal's planet. my name is mister | > >> vv __| evil-virus! | > >> JL `-----------------------------------------------------------' > >> >> > >keep that kind of work up and we will need a alt.fan.mr.evil.virus > >group to be started. > > *lol* ..should i take that as a "wow it's cool" or as a "damn stop it > that gets too much" *lol* have you seen the movie "Mateing Habits of the Earth Bound Human" this script was very remanicant of that movie. You could start a whole site of these ascii-scripts "Earth Life as Seen Through the Eyes of Mister Evil-Virus" -- --(tty1@faux.local|04:45|/home/faux)-- cat .sig GUI's are for slackers. ibpconf.sh 6.1 on freshmeat.net The easiest way to customize the command line. By Faux_Pseudo It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson ###### From: Benjamin Weiland Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: animal's planet Date: Sat, 02 Jun 2001 13:14:11 +0200 Lines: 19 Message-ID: <69ihht8hbvoor61efb4i2kgqpno4lu9di8@4ax.com> References: <340XO84qxZ4huxX4aIZ8SEfw=LyA@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: pd955dc1f.dip.t-dialin.net (217.85.220.31) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 991480521 3054990 217.85.220.31 (16 [7648]) X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.8/32.548 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newscore.gigabell.net!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!pd955dc1f.dip.t-dialin.NET!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:19415 "lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" wollte folgendes der Öffentlichkeit nicht vorenthalten: >[snip comic] hehe, cool work! > ______ ______ _______ ,--------------------------------. > |o o| | | | | | their ways of reproducing are | > |Q O | |,-Q-o | |,-Q-o | | very strange and they often | > |L /\ | |'-O-o | | o-O-'| | do not reach their goal of re- | > |______| |______| |_______| | production | > `--------------------------------' ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ *lol* i love these two! :) benjamin