From: Dave Bird Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.ascii-art Subject: penguins, mooses & clams (cartoons)---repost Followup-To: alt.religion.scientology Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 01:45:39 +0100 Organization: Smelling--nose Dogs for the Anosmic Message-ID: <3gpf97Hzom94EwVw@xemu.demon.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 955673362 nnrp-06:16716 NO-IDENT xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Complaints-To: abuse@demon.net MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain;charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Turnpike Integrated Version 5.00 U Lines: 437 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!diablo.theplanet.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!news.demon.co.uk!demon!xemu.demon.co.uk!dave Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:9824 ORIGINAL PENGUINS posted by Chad J Day, created by N.Smith (o_ (*_ (O_ (o< -! 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O-. | _._ \/ _> / \ (o_ U | (o_{o. \/) | | _[_][_]| | (o_//\(o_' (@_//\(\)('}.(O_ | (U | | \ | | \___/ //\U_///\~/~A\V_/_ //\ /| /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\ U_/_ V_/ \//_)_ V_/_ / / . ~o) ~ ~'''''''band by ejm97''''''' penguin audience _o)(o_ one fine day in the middle of the night (o_ . -./\\//\.- two dead men got up to fight //\.-' |/~\| _\_UU_/_ back to back they faced each other U_/_ | _/ o: """"""""""""drew their swords & shot each other!"""""""""""(_/\_/ ======================================================================== THE ELCH-LISTE MOOSES. ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ der einfache Mini-Elch (..) classic mini-Moose v-v-v-@@-v-v-v trauriger Mini-Elch (..) sad mini-Moose ^-^-^\OO/^-^-^ Mini-Elch mit Brille (..) miniMoose with glasses ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ weiblicher Mini-Elch, mit Ohrringer d {..} b female miniMoose, with earrings ## ^-^-^-õõ-^-^-^ Theo Waigel Mini-Elch ^-^-^-OO-^-^-^ (..) Dennis Healey miniMoose (..) | ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ vershnupfter Mini-Elch [in standard ascii (.,) miniMoose with headcold characters only] | ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ Mini-Elch raucht Pfeife ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^ (..)__ú miniMoose smoking a pipe (..)__u ^-^-'ü'-^-^ Mini-Elch-Baby Elch-Herde passend: ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) (..) (..) (..) For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose? _ _ _ _ ( )( ) ( )( ) ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ d {..} b (..) ============================C=L=A=M=S================================== CLAMS, by Xemu - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [after the traditional "cows" series....] .-. .-. .-. .-. / @ ' / U ' / O ' / X ' \ ':: \ ':: \ ':: \ ':: '-' '-' '-' '-' standard dozing amazed drunken clam clam clam clam .-. .-. .-. .-. / # ' / . ' / + ' / ¬ ' \ ':: \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: '-' '-' '-' '-' black-eye bored halfwit death-stare clam clam clam clam .-. .-. .-. .-. / ! ' / ? ' / = ' / $ ' \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: '-' '-' '-' '-' surprised puzzled chinese registrar clam clam clam clam __ .-. .-. .-. /__\ / @ o / @ o / @ ' / U ' \ '.. \ .-- \ .:: \ .:: '-' '--' '-## '-' # happy as clam@2pm bearded O.T.clam (with a clam onThursday clam bacofoil hat) _ .-. | | .-. .-. '. / @ / | | /o ' / @ ' ; \ < -< |_| \@@@@ \ .::==' '--\ _ '-' '-' (_) tone40 clam reproducing clam smoking clam by spores a Kool .-. .-. .-. /[#]= /[O ' ::' \ \ .:: \ .:: . @ / '-' '-/ '-' +-----/--+ cool clam '.__//__.' sea-org australian (in shades) clam clam. .-. is there an earlier .-. / @ ' / incident? ' o \ \ .:: __ ___ ___ ;;' / '-' | /|' /|----()__) '-' clam auditting |/_|_'_|---()__) a pre-clear .-. are there any overts / 0 ' / against greenfly? \ .:: __ ___ ___ '-' | /|' /|----()__) (#~#) clam auditting |/_|_'_|---()__) ^ a tomato Admiral Damien reviews his navy: handle that Ward creep .---. .---. .----- / or it's rice&beans! / [O / 6 < \\ "(*) \ {Ho \ .::__ `-----' .- `----' `---' \ _\| Damien Helena unable_semen Engram The PR team: .---. .--~~--. .--. / (O / {' "P" {' "¬ \ .:: \ b '::: \ -= `--## `--..--' `--' # Milne Cory (note ear-ring) Vera They've gone on vacation & left the kids in charge of handling ARS: .-~1O .-~~b. <3' < ':: < .-- `~~~~ `""""" Mikey, age3 Saussage, age 10 Ester no-hope MicroClams(clamspores): <@(*)> <@_= double plate shown: r <~'t <_@; <^`f (_)(_) (_)(_) (X)(X) (+)(+) (~)(~) """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Clambed CHEEE-ARGE! / .-----. <3' <^" < \\ "(*) \ `-----' but admiral, we're already charging $150 an hour! ================ CLAM JOKES Part 1 ================================== TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert... quick, how much money have you got in your wallet? $7500---but why?? / \ ..............\................................................ \ now just think of a course that costs $7500, and the registrar will find us within 15 minutes how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb? / <=@> "^> / none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear, then it will have the selfdeterminism to change itself. why do clams never have coz they chucked the little doggie all 4 players at monopoly? in the pool! / \ <3' <(*)@> Clamz meets snaylz I may move slowly by applying the teknology but I get to see the world of LRon Hubbub I have \ / learned to be _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/ '==> stuck on a rock and go nowhere LRon Hubbub public relations teknology (1) (2) (3) .-~~-. .-~~-. .-~~-. ; < ..@ .- < ..@ . < ..@ .- '-..-| '-..-| : '-..-| |____ |____ |__ _ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~-~~ [ clam, BLAM, thank you mam! ] ____ ____ ( ) ( ) _\ /_ _\ /_ .--. <_@..@_> <_d..d_> <\____/> ~--~ ~--~ ~--~ / \ So Damien's Zzzzz not going to be deposed for a while -- at least, not until after he's given evidence. -------------------------------- _.-@~@-._ _.-0~0-._ '-...-' ~.- -.~ ( ) / '-...-' / \ What's with Damien sent him a sicilian message: judge whyte? a parcel with a dogfish in it. ----------------------------------------- hi, i'm ron's amigo hi, my name is ron & i audit / / : tomatoes