From: JRO Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Marge Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 08:03:19 GMT Organization: Deja.com - Before you buy. Lines: 178 Message-ID: <8d3v00$n7n$1@nnrp1.deja.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.226.27.66 X-Article-Creation-Date: Thu Apr 13 08:03:19 2000 GMT X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt) X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x23.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 216.226.27.66 X-MyDeja-Info: XMYDJUIDtwelfwisp Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!logbridge.uoregon.edu!newspeer.monmouth.com!nntp2.deja.com!nnrp1.deja.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:9791 .-.___ ____ __.--._.--. .---. | .-.// __ \ ___ | .-. .-. |/ /"\ \| | / / \ \.' _ `. / / / / | |\ \_/ || | \ \__/ || (_)_/ /__/ /_/ |_| `--\_\/_/ `--. |\ \__ .-.___) | `.___) `.______/ by JRO __________________________________________________________ ________________________ / \ | ...Sick and tired of it, | | Marge! THAT'S WHAT I AM! | | Sick and tired of it!!! | \____ __________________/ \ \ _____ \ \ / \/_ \ \ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ \ \ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) \_> //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) ___ _/\ ~ /\__ (____.~_~____) ////\ / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ \___/ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ \ \ / | . | / / | | \ \ \ \/ | . | \ \ | | / / \ /| . |\ \ \\______// / \ / | . |/ /\ / \ / \__/ |________|\ / \/ \/ |___[]___| \/ / \ |/ \|/ /____________\ __JRO_______ | | ______ | / \ | _______ | | | | | | | | | | | _( )_ | | | | \ | | / | | | | | | | |____|___| \__| |__/ __/: || :\__ (__) (__) (______||______) /__\ /__\ ===================================================== ===================================================== _______________________________ / Of course, the reality of it \ | all has to do with you being | | feminine. You can't help | | but to argue. | \____________ _________________/ / / / / _____ |/ / \/_ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .) //_- \-_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ O / (\\(. ~. _._) __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ / | . | \/ /| |\ \ JRO/ | . | \ \| |/ / =================================================== =================================================== __________________ / And just WHAT is \ | that supposed to | \_____mean?________/ / / / / / / \/ _____ _._.)) _\/ ' \ (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ ( _/- -\ ) |\\ | (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) (_/\ /\_) \_.___/ (__\ O /__) __/_____\__ / \\ " // \ / \ / /_\\_//_\ \ / \ / // . \\ \ / | | \ \ \\__ . __// / | | | | \ \ / / | | | | JRO ================================================== ================================================== _____________________________________ / WHAT IT MEANS, is that you are a \ | woman. You can't help but be cranky | | and over-emotional! Two weeks of PMS | | is followed by the week that you're | | actually ON your period, followed by | | ANOTHER week of getting over it. It's | | just feminine nature that makes you a | | cranky old wench! | \____________ _______________________/ / / / / _____ \/ / \/_ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ / | . | \/ /| |\ \ / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO ===================================================== ===================================================== _________________________________ / You're the DOLT OF THE CENTURY, \ | Harold! Two weeks, and one week, | | followed by another week is | | THE ENTIRE MONTH! | \___________ ____________________/ / / / / \/ _____ _._.)) _\/ ' \ (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ ( _/__ __\ ) |\\ | (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) ///\ (_/\ /\_) /\\\ \_.___/ \~ / (__\ O /__) \ ~/__/_____\___ \ \ / \\ " // \ / // \ \ \/ /_\\_//_\ \/ // | \ // . \\ // | | | \/\\__ . __//\// | | | \_______/ \ <| | | / \ \ | | | / \ \/|_________| | / \ \| |__| /_____________\ | __| |__ | \ _____ | / \ | _____ | | |/// ___________ | | | | | | | | ( ) | | | | \ | | / | | | | | | | | | | \__| |__/ |____|____| /\\/\/\\/\ __/: | | :\__ JRO \__\ \__\ (______| |______) ===================================================== ===================================================== _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) \ \_/ / (\\(. ~. _._) __/\ /\__ (___.~_~____) / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ / | . | \/ /| |\ \ / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ###### From: Geraldine Jones Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Marge Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 18:14:17 -0700 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Lines: 190 Message-ID: References: <8d3v00$n7n$1@nnrp1.deja.com> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com X-Sender: we993@vtn1 In-Reply-To: <8d3v00$n7n$1@nnrp1.deja.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 199.60.222.3 XPident: we993 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!diablo.theplanet.net!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.icl.net!netnews.com!newspeer1.nac.net!logbridge.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!sn-xit-01!supernews.com!sn-inject-01!corp.supernews.com!news.victoria.tc.ca!vtn1!we993 Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:9840 On Thu, 13 Apr 2000, JRO wrote: > .-.___ ____ > __.--._.--. .---. | .-.// __ \ ___ > | .-. .-. |/ /"\ \| | / / \ \.' _ `. > / / / / | |\ \_/ || | \ \__/ || (_)_/ > /__/ /_/ |_| `--\_\/_/ `--. |\ \__ > .-.___) | `.___) > `.______/ by JRO > __________________________________________________________ > > ________________________ > / \ > | ...Sick and tired of it, | > | Marge! THAT'S WHAT I AM! | > | Sick and tired of it!!! | > \____ __________________/ > \ \ _____ > \ \ / \/_ > \ \ //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > \ \ |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) > \_> //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) > ___ _/\ ~ /\__ (____.~_~____) > ////\ / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > \___/ / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > \ \ / | . | / / | | \ \ > \ \/ | . | \ \ | | / / > \ /| . |\ \ \\______// / > \ / | . |/ /\ / \ / > \__/ |________|\ / \/ \/ > |___[]___| \/ / \ > |/ \|/ /____________\ > __JRO_______ | | ______ | / \ | _______ > | | | | | | | > | | | | _( )_ | > | | | \ | | / > | | | | | | | > |____|___| \__| |__/ > __/: || :\__ (__) (__) > (______||______) /__\ /__\ > > ===================================================== > ===================================================== > > _______________________________ > / Of course, the reality of it \ > | all has to do with you being | > | feminine. You can't help | > | but to argue. | > \____________ _________________/ > / / > / / > _____ |/ > / \/_ > //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > |\ ^ ^ | (~ . .) > //_- \-_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ O / (\\(. ~. _._) > __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) > / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > / | . | \/ /| |\ \ > JRO/ | . | \ \| |/ / > > =================================================== > =================================================== > > __________________ > / And just WHAT is \ > | that supposed to | > \_____mean?________/ > / / > / / > / / > \/ _____ > _._.)) _\/ ' \ > (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ > ( _/- -\ ) |\\ | > (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) > (_/\ /\_) \_.___/ > (__\ O /__) __/_____\__ > / \\ " // \ / \ > / /_\\_//_\ \ / \ > / // . \\ \ / | | \ > \ \\__ . __// / | | | | > \ \ / / | | | | JRO > > ================================================== > ================================================== > _____________________________________ > / WHAT IT MEANS, is that you are a \ > | woman. You can't help but be cranky | > | and over-emotional! Two weeks of PMS | > | is followed by the week that you're | > | actually ON your period, followed by | > | ANOTHER week of getting over it. It's | > | just feminine nature that makes you a | > | cranky old wench! | > \____________ _______________________/ > / / > / / > _____ \/ > / \/_ > //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) > //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ ( O / (\\(. ~. _._) > __/\ ~ /\__ (___.~_~____) > / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > / | . | \/ /| |\ \ > / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO > > ===================================================== > ===================================================== > _________________________________ > / You're the DOLT OF THE CENTURY, \ > | Harold! Two weeks, and one week, | > | followed by another week is | > | THE ENTIRE MONTH! | > \___________ ____________________/ > / / > / / > \/ _____ > _._.)) _\/ ' \ > (~.'.___)_ / \ . \ > ( _/__ __\ ) |\\ | > (//( O _)O ):) (\ . ;/) > ///\ (_/\ /\_) /\\\ \_.___/ > \~ / (__\ O /__) \ ~/__/_____\___ > \ \ / \\ " // \ / // \ > \ \/ /_\\_//_\ \/ // | > \ // . \\ // | | | > \/\\__ . __//\// | | | > \_______/ \ <| | | > / \ \ | | | > / \ \/|_________| | > / \ \| |__| > /_____________\ | __| |__ | \ > _____ | / \ | _____ | | |/// ___________ > | | | | | | | > | ( ) | | | | > \ | | / | | | > | | | | | | | > \__| |__/ |____|____| > /\\/\/\\/\ __/: | | :\__ > JRO \__\ \__\ (______| |______) > > > ===================================================== > ===================================================== > > _____ > / \/_ > //\__(\_\ ((._.__ > |\ ~~ ~~| (~ . .) > //_O \O_ \ (_( (. _) > \_ (_) / (_((. -~ ._) > \ \_/ / (\\(. ~. _._) > __/\ /\__ (___.~_~____) > / \ \ / / \ / \\____// \ > / \/\/\/ \ / /)/ \(\ \ > / | . | \/ /| |\ \ > / | . | \ \| |/ / JRO > > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > > -- > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net He's in DEEEP kimchi!!! :-))) +------------------------------------+ | ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ {!} | | Geraldine Jones . | . | | we993@victoria.tc.ca \|/ | +-----------------------------~~~----+