From: JRO Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Martians - MLM Date: Mon, 10 Apr 2000 16:55:56 GMT Organization: Deja.com - Before you buy. Lines: 183 Message-ID: <8ct12j$9jb$1@nnrp1.deja.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.226.27.53 X-Article-Creation-Date: Mon Apr 10 16:55:56 2000 GMT X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt) X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x31.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 216.226.27.53 X-MyDeja-Info: XMYDJUIDtwelfwisp Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!isdnet!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeedZ.netscum.dQ!netscum.int!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!newspeer.monmouth.com!nntp2.deja.com!nnrp1.deja.com!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:9674 \__/ \__/ ___+ /) (oo) __________________________ (oo) [/)_`==( \\//~~\\/| THE |\//~~\\//\_( \/\__/\/|_ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __|\/\__/\/ \\\\ ||\/|/_\|_) | |/_\|\ |(_ | //// //// || || || \ | || || \|__)| \\\\ (_)_) |________________________| (_(_) by JRO ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ jro\\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "So, Vzxall, what is this (_)(_) (_)(_) example of Earth technology?" [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| "This device is the primitive Earth protoplasm beings' idea of a "computer." \ / /_______\/|__|/ /\ \/ _________ / /\ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// jro\\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ jro\\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ "Excellent! With this, we |||| |||| should be able to interpet (_)(_) (_)(_) their entire planetary network!" ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||__________ / ||_____||||__|| / / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / //}=======/ / / \__/\\_\__/_/ / /____( )//_( )____________/ // //~~ / //~~\\ \\ // \\__/ \\__// \ jro\\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "Turn the device on." (_)(_) (_)(_) [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ jro\\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "Ah, yes! Their News Exchange. (_)(_) (_)(_) Now we will learn all they know!" ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| "What is this information, Wcxliz? It does not appear to be News, at all." \ / /_______\/|__|/ /\ \/ _________ / /\ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// jro\\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ jro \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "It says... "This is not a scam, (_)(_) (_)(_) send $5 and make $50,000 in one week, guaranteed." [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ "Hhmmmm..... Foiled again! These dastardly Terran Earth protobeings have encoded all vital information behind some MLM garbage!" \ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____(oo)___(oo)____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// jro \\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.