From: "Ool" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Donors Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2000 12:33:38 +0100 Organization: T-Online Lines: 207 Message-ID: <86hdnc$ncm$1@news01.btx.dtag.de> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: news01.btx.dtag.de 948714028 23958 320017688798-0001 000124 11:40:28 X-Complaints-To: abuse@t-online.de X-Sender: 320017688798-0001@t-dialin.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!uunet!ams.uu.net!grolier!isdnet!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsmm00.btx.dtag.de!t-online.de!news.btx.dtag.de!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:8075 My sister sent me this joke, so I asciified it. Enjoy! _____________ / \ | Which floor, | | Ma'am? | _________ \_________ __/ / \ |/ | 2nd, | (G) 1 2 3 4 5 6 | please. | \_ ______/ ,________________________ \| _. | | | | | | -- )) ((-- | | ,-------------------. | | | | | <-- X-Ray | | | ___ | ____ :-------------------; | | ('___`) | _(( ~~ )_ | Maternity --> | | | |//|\\| | ( ~ ~ ~~ ) :-------------------; | | \::;/ | ((~~ ~~ ~ ~) | Golf Course --> | | | __/ \__ ( ~ ~ ~~~~ ) `-------------------' | | /' : `\ ( ~ ~ ~ ~) | | | | | | ) (~~ ~ ) | | \ \ : / / /((~ ~~~) ) | | \ \ / / / /|(~~ ): | | | `.`\X/',' \_\|). .(:.| | | [_\\X//_] /\_Y~~~~~\ | | | |[] | []| ||( | )\ ___________________ ,' `. / I'm donating blood. \ | They pay you $20 | . \ in this place. / ` _____________ `._______________ __,' / \ __ ____ |/ | Good for you! | \ () | \_____ ______/ \ \/ | \| () \/ | | ___ ____ | ('_'_`) _( ~~ ))_ 8 | ||- -|| ( ~ ___~~ ) 7 | \ o / (~~?o o? ~)) 6 | __/\-/\__ ( ~ \ o /~ ) 5 | /' ,-----. `\ ( __) (__ ) 4 | ( / (|` ' '|| | /___Y__(\ *3 | / ~/|\` '// / ,\___|__|/\ *2 | | / | \`_'/ |/ | \ / \ |\ \ (1) | |_| )__ ____( |.|) . (|/_/ G | [:] [__(-\\_] | /~~~~~//~\ | /,) |/ I \| (( ||_| ______________________ ,-' `-._ / Me, I'm off donating `. | sperm in 3rd. They pay $200. \ | There's a shortage in Scot- / `. land, or something. _,' `-._____ _______________,-' _______ . \| / \ `.________ ___ () ____ | I see. | | \--\ \/ \__ ___/ | \ \ \/ |/ | () () | | ___ ____ | ('_'_`) _( ~~ ))_ 8 | ||o,o|| ( ~ ___~~ ) 7 | \ o / (~~?6 6? ~)) 6 | __/\-/\__ ( ~ \ o /~ ) 5 | /' ,-----. `\ ( __) (__ ) 4 | | ||` ' '|| | /___Y__(\ *3 | \ \\` '// / ,\___|__|/\ (2) | \| \`_'/ |/ | \ / \ |\ \ 1 | )__ ____( |.|) . (|/_/ G | [__(-\\_] | /~~~~~//~\ | |/ I \| (( ||_| _________________ ( )_ ( Passing on the ) (_ adult magazines _) (__ today... ____) (_____________) _ (_) G 1 (2) 3 4 5 6 7 8 O _____________ _ () ____. o | |\ \/ | | | ___ ' __ \/ | | | '_'_`) \ | | (( | |- 6|| \ ____ | | \ - / () _( ~~ ))_ | (-- | /\ /\__ ( ~ ___~~ ) | | -----. `\ | (~~?-.-? ~)) | | ` ' '|| | | ( ~ \ - /~ ) | ( | ` '// / | ( __) (__ ) | | \`_'/ |/ | /___Y__(\ | (- | _ ____( | ,\___|__|/\ | | _(-\\_] | | \ / \ |\ \ | (( - | I \| | |.|) . (|/_/ | | ) | | | /~~~~~//~\ | | | | | (( ||_| _________________ | | | The Next Day: | |_________________| ____________________ / \ / My, my! Long time \ | no see! It can't be | (G) 1 | blood-lettin' today. | \ Where to, Ma'am? / ,________ \___ _______________/ | | \| | | | | ,-------------------. | | -- )) ((-- | | | <-- X-Ray | | | ___ | ____ :-------------------; | | ('___`> | _(( ~~ )_ | Maternity --> | | | /// ^( | ( ~ ~ ~~ ) :-------------------; | | ';,-/ | ((~~ ~~ ~ ~) | Golf Course --> | | | __/ \__ ( ~ ~ ~~~~ ) `-------------------' | | /' : `\ ( ~ ~ ~ ~) | | | | | | ) (~~ ~ ) | | \ \ : / / /((~ ~~~) ) | | \ \ / / / /|(~~ ): | | | `.`\X/',' \_\|). .(:.| | | [_\\X//_] /\_Y~~~~~\ | | | |[] | []| ||( | )\ . ____ / () `. \XXX\ -- __ | / `.___________ \ \-- |/ ______/ | \ | | () | | \ | / | ___ ____ | (( ('___`> _( ~~ ))_ 8 | ///"@( )) ( ~ - -~~ ) 7 | ';,__/ ( ~~?*"*? ~)) 6 (( ,__/\/\__. (~ ( x )~ ) 5 ___ )) /\ . _ /\ \|/ (__) (__ ) 4 9") / ) .[_]) \ (+7 (/___Y__(\ 3 `.'`./ /\ . |. \ /( /\___|__|/\ 2 `. / | . || / \ \/ /\ / \ |\ \ 1 | `-' )__ ____(| | \ / ) . (|/_/ (G) | [__(-\\_][:] `' /~~~~~//~\ | |/ I \|(,/ ( ||_| -- ___ __ __ "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite! / _ / _( ) You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews." ( (_( (_))(__ \___\__(____) İOOL mm ###### Message-ID: <388D02F0.595E6AF9@gtcom.net> From: Krogg Reply-To: krogg.no.to.spam@gtcom.net X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.61 [en] (Win95; U) X-Accept-Language: en-US,en-GB,en,ja MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Donors References: <86hdnc$ncm$1@news01.btx.dtag.de> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 58 Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2000 20:57:04 -0500 NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.6.67.138 X-Trace: eagle.america.net 948765499 12.6.67.138 (Mon, 24 Jan 2000 20:58:19 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2000 20:58:19 EST Organization: 24hoursupport.com Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!naxos.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed.eurocyber.net!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newspeer.monmouth.com!uunet!ffx.uu.net!falcon.america.net!eagle.america.net.POSTED!not-for-mail Xref: chonsp.franklin.ch alt.ascii-art:8054 Ool wrote: > > My sister sent me this joke, so I asciified it. > > > . ____ / () > `. \XXX\ -- __ | / > `.___________ \ \-- |/ ______/ > | \ | > | () | > | \ | / > | ___ ____ > | (( ('___`> _( ~~ ))_ > 8 | ///"@( )) ( ~ - -~~ ) > 7 | ';,__/ ( ~~?*"*? ~)) > 6 (( ,__/\/\__. 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