From: JRO Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: VITAL INFORMATION! Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 03:52:58 GMT Organization: Deja.com - Before you buy. Lines: 323 Message-ID: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> Reply-To: oglesbee@mail.fullnet.net-remove NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.226.27.39 X-Article-Creation-Date: Sat Dec 18 03:52:58 1999 GMT X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt) X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x37.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 216.226.27.39 X-MyDeja-Info: XMYDJUIDtwelfwisp Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!nntp.primenet.com!nntp.gctr.net!newspeer.monmouth.com!nntp2.deja.com!nnrp1.deja.com!not-for-mail ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * - MINISTRIES - * * Sinners Repent! * *________________________________________________* "HI FOLKS! Reverend Stoner Joe here, with some important __\/___ news about the END OF //\_____\ THE MILLENNIUM!" /_(o)_(o)_\ (/ ___ \) __\ '\_/' /__ / /\_____/\ \ / \_\<_>/_/ \ / \/ \/ \ \ | \_/ | / \ | o | / jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * - MINISTRIES - * * YOU ARE DOOMED! * *________________________________________________* "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, brothers and sisters, and YOUR ASS IS FINISHED!" .--. __\/___ .--. \ \/) //\_____\ (\/ / \___/ /_(o)_(o)_\ \___/ \ \ (/ ___ \) / / \ \_____\ '\_/' /_____/ / \ /\_____/\ / \______ \_\<_>/_/ ______/ | \/ \/ | | \_/ | | o | ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * - MINISTRIES - * * THE END IS NEAR! * *________________________________________________* "That's right - you heard me. You __\/___ SINFUL BASTARDS out there, //\_____\ wallowing in SIN and CORRUPTION /_(o)_(o)_\ don't have a snowball's chance (/ ___ \) _ of survivin' the Millennium.." __\ '\_/' /__ //\ / /\_____/\ \ /\ /| / \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/ / | \/ \/ | / / \ | \_/ |\ / \ | o | \__/ jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * MINISTRIES * * SALVATION - GUARANTEED! * *________________________________________________* "UNLESS - You're smart enough to call now - WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME! For a mere $5, I am pleased to announce that due to a Special Dispensation offered through our Ministry, DIRECT from the ALMIGHTY HIMSELF, I can GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE SAVED!" __\/___ //\_____\ /_(o)_(o)_\ _ (/ ___ \) // __\ '\_/' /__ //\ / /\_____/\ \ /\ /| / \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/ / | \/ \/ | / / \ | \_/ |\ / \ | o | \__/ jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * MINISTRIES * * ONLY $5 * *________________________________________________* "You heard right, folks! Salvation - GUARANTEED - for ONLY FIVE DOLLARS!" __\/___ //\_____\ /_(o)_(o)_\ _ (/ ___ \) /\\ __\ '\_/' /__ |\ /\ / /\_____/\ \ \/ \/ \_\<_>/_/ \ \ \ | \/ \/ | \ \ /| \_/ | / \_/ | | / jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * MINISTRIES * * * 1-800-tok-2God * * *________________________________________________* "CALL NOW! You can receive IMMEDIATE FORGIVENESS, right through our TOLL FREE service! Just choose your method of payment, and then offer your __\/___ ABJECT CONFESSION to the CREATOR, //\_____\ right after you hear the beep!" /_(o)_(o)_\ _ (/ ___ \) // __\ '\_/' /__ //\ / /\_____/\ \ /\ /| / \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/ / | \/ \/ | / / \ | \_/ |\ / \ | o | \__/ jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * MINISTRIES * * TOLL FREE! * *________________________________________________* "REMEMBER! This is your last chance EVER, before the WORLD ENDS on January 31st, AT MIDNIGHT!" __\/___ //\_____\ /_(o)_(o)_\ (/ ___ \) __\ '\_/' /__ / /\_____/\ \ / \_\<_>/_/ \ / | \/ \/ | \ \ | \_/ | / \ | o | / jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * MINISTRIES * * CALL NOW! CALL NOW! CALL NOW! * *________________________________________________* "It'll only take a few minutes, and there are so PRECIOUS FEW LEFT! Just imagine - for a paltry FIVE BUCKS, you'll wake up in the LOVING ARMS OF THE LORD, the instant the APOCALYPSE HAPPENS!" __\/___ //\_____\ /_(o)_(o)_\ (/ ___ \) ___(\______________\ '\_/' /_____________/)___ ; | /\_____/\ | ; `.__.-|____________ \_\<_>/_/ ___________|-.__.' | \/ \/ | | \_/ | | o | jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * - MINISTRIES - * * * 1-800-tok-2God * * *________________________________________________* "Now, if that doesn't sound like a DEAL to YOU, then I don't __\/___ know what would!" //\_____\ /_(o)_(o)_\ (/ ___ \) __\ '\_/' /__ / /\_____/\ \ / \_\<_>/_/ \ / \/ \/ \ \ | \_/ | / \ | o | / jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * MINISTRIES * * TOLL FREE! * *________________________________________________* "So pull out those credit cards, cash, checks, or money orders, and PICK UP THE PHONE!" __\/___ //\_____\ /_(o)_(o)_\ (/ ___ \) _ __\ '\_/' /__ //\ / /\_____/\ \ /\ /| / \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/ / | \/ \/ | / / \ | \_/ |\ / \ | o | \__/ jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * MINISTRIES * * CALL NOW! CALL NOW! CALL NOW! * *________________________________________________* "You'd best hurry, though. This is a LIMITED TIME OFFER! If you __\/___ don't take advantage of it - //\_____\ SOON - I can guarantee you'll /_(o)_(o)_\ wake up, BARKING IN HELL, (/ ___ \) come January 1st!" __\ '\_/' /__ / /\_____/\ \ / \_\<_>/_/ \ / \/ \/ \ \ | \_/ | / \ | o | / jro ________________________________________________ * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * * - MINISTRIES - * * Sinners Repent! * *________________________________________________* "Thankyou for your attention. __\/___ We now return you suckers to //\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro- /_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and (/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you __\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding / /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE / \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for | \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!" | | \_/ | | | | o | | jro -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: VITAL INFORMATION! Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 17:10:44 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 44 Message-ID: <385BB204.DE944227@xs4all.nl> References: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: dc2-modem2538.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 945534642 20797 194.109.137.234 (18 Dec 1999 16:30:42 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 18 Dec 1999 16:30:42 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; I) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!skynet.be!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!teufel.wirehub.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail JRO wrote: > ________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > * - MINISTRIES - * > * Sinners Repent! * > *________________________________________________* > > "Thankyou for your attention. > __\/___ We now return you suckers to > //\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro- > /_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and > (/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you > __\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding > / /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE > / \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for > | \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!" > | | \_/ | | > | | o | | jro > Gee, I should hire this guy. / / ) ( /( (\___/) )\ _____________ ( #) \ (- -) ( # | '\\\\\\ ||___c\ >'__| | ' ____|_ ||**** )`_/ **' | + '||:::::: .__ |'* ___| |___*' | '||_____| \_| |'*( ~ ,)' \'_______|_____| )) |' /(. ' .)\ ___/____|___\___ (( _""";!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger /_____/ / |:____|/ ###### From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> <385C50D9.5EA21737@gtcom.net> Subject: Re: VITAL INFORMATION! Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 22:04:59 -0600 Lines: 47 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.226.27.43 Message-ID: <385c5754@206.103.97.91> X-Trace: 18 Dec 1999 21:56:04 -0600, 216.226.27.43 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!nntp.news.xara.net!xara.net!gxn.net!news.good.net!206.103.97.91!216.226.27.43 Krogg wrote in message news:385C50D9.5EA21737@gtcom.net... > JRO wrote: > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > ________________________________________________ > > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > > * - MINISTRIES - * > > * Sinners Repent! * > > *________________________________________________* > > > > "HI FOLKS! Reverend Stoner Joe > > here, with some important > > __\/___ news about the END OF > > //\_____\ THE MILLENNIUM!" > > /_(o)_(o)_\ > > (/ ___ \) > > __\ '\_/' /__ > > / /\_____/\ \ > > / \_\<_>/_/ \ > > / \/ \/ \ > > \ | \_/ | / > > \ | o | / jro > > > > I saw this posted on a cash register once: > > "give GOD a try.If you dont like it,the DEVIL > will take you back"... > > I was looking at that and thinking,"Gee that devil is one > cool fucker,he will always give you a second chance".... > A good tip to remember. The next time we have to damn folks, maybe they won't feel so bad, JRO ###### From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> <385BB204.DE944227@xs4all.nl> Subject: Re: VITAL INFORMATION! Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 22:05:30 -0600 Lines: 53 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.226.27.43 Message-ID: <385c576f@206.103.97.91> X-Trace: 18 Dec 1999 21:56:31 -0600, 216.226.27.43 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news-feeder2.wcg.net!news-feeder.wcg.net!WCG!news.good.net!206.103.97.91!216.226.27.43 joris bellenger wrote in message news:385BB204.DE944227@xs4all.nl... > JRO wrote: > > > ________________________________________________ > > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > > * - MINISTRIES - * > > * Sinners Repent! * > > *________________________________________________* > > > > "Thankyou for your attention. > > __\/___ We now return you suckers to > > //\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro- > > /_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and > > (/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you > > __\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding > > / /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE > > / \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for > > | \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!" > > | | \_/ | | > > | | o | | jro > > > > > > Gee, I should hire this guy. > / > / > ) ( > /( (\___/) )\ _____________ > ( #) \ (- -) ( # | '\\\\\\ > ||___c\ >'__| | ' ____|_ > ||**** )`_/ **' | + '||:::::: > .__ |'* ___| |___*' | '||_____| > \_| |'*( ~ ,)' \'_______|_____| > )) |' /(. ' .)\ ___/____|___\___ > (( _""";!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| > / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger > /_____/ / > |:____|/ What's the offer? JRO ###### Message-ID: <385C50D9.5EA21737@gtcom.net> From: Krogg Reply-To: krogg.no.to.spam@gtcom.net X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.61 [en] (Win95; U) X-Accept-Language: en-US,en-GB,en,ja MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: VITAL INFORMATION! References: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 50 Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 22:28:25 -0500 NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.16.178.147 X-Trace: eagle.america.net 945574365 12.16.178.147 (Sat, 18 Dec 1999 22:32:45 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 22:32:45 EST Organization: 24hoursupport.com Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!news-peer.gip.net!news.gsl.net!gip.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!newsfeed.atl!falcon.america.net!eagle.america.net.POSTED!not-for-mail JRO wrote: > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > * - MINISTRIES - * > * Sinners Repent! * > *________________________________________________* > > "HI FOLKS! Reverend Stoner Joe > here, with some important > __\/___ news about the END OF > //\_____\ THE MILLENNIUM!" > /_(o)_(o)_\ > (/ ___ \) > __\ '\_/' /__ > / /\_____/\ \ > / \_\<_>/_/ \ > / \/ \/ \ > \ | \_/ | / > \ | o | / jro > I saw this posted on a cash register once: "give GOD a try.If you dont like it,the DEVIL will take you back"... I was looking at that and thinking,"Gee that devil is one cool fucker,he will always give you a second chance".... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. krogg.no.to.spam@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| ###### From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> <385BB204.DE944227@xs4all.nl> <385c576f@206.103.97.91> <385D8BC5.DA7C545C@xs4all.nl> Subject: Re: VITAL INFORMATION! Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 21:18:41 -0600 Lines: 46 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.226.27.18 Message-ID: <385d9e08@206.103.97.91> X-Trace: 19 Dec 1999 21:10:00 -0600, 216.226.27.18 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!diablo.theplanet.net!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!crtntx1-snh1.gtei.net!news.gtei.net!easynews!news.good.net!206.103.97.91!216.226.27.18 joris bellenger wrote in message news:385D8BC5.DA7C545C@xs4all.nl... > > How about a bunch of cheerleaders > and a dozen bottles of malt Irish whishy? > / > / __ > )( > (\___/) * | | > \ (. .) | | > c\ >' |__| # > )`_/ ' > _______| |__ ,|// > # ___ ` ~ ) ( / > \,| | . ' .) \ /# > _( / ) , / \ / | > // ,#;,,;,; \,/ > __,, ,#;,;;,;; > \__( i;;;,,;; > \\,;;,%;;,;# > %,;;:,%;,;% > ;,;; > #,; > // > \|_ > b'ger |#\ > -" > > > __. \|.-' \\ "Wow... You sure know how to hire / . _/ () a guy. With a boss like you, I |` /\~()_) think I could work for someone else, \\ \_ //\ after all." \ | _/ __\/ (____ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | \../ | \ JRO ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: VITAL INFORMATION! Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 02:52:05 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 80 Message-ID: <385D8BC5.DA7C545C@xs4all.nl> References: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> <385BB204.DE944227@xs4all.nl> <385c576f@206.103.97.91> NNTP-Posting-Host: dc2-modem2275.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 945655511 19026 194.109.136.227 (20 Dec 1999 02:05:11 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 20 Dec 1999 02:05:11 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; I) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news.cs.utwente.nl!teufel.wirehub.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail JRO wrote: > joris bellenger wrote in message news:385BB204.DE944227@xs4all.nl... > > JRO wrote: > > > > > ________________________________________________ > > > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > > > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > > > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > > > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > > > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > > > * - MINISTRIES - * > > > * Sinners Repent! * > > > *________________________________________________* > > > > > > "Thankyou for your attention. > > > __\/___ We now return you suckers to > > > //\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro- > > > /_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and > > > (/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you > > > __\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding > > > / /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE > > > / \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for > > > | \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!" > > > | | \_/ | | > > > | | o | | jro > > > > > > > > > > > Gee, I should hire this guy. > > / > > / > > ) ( > > /( (\___/) )\ _____________ > > ( #) \ (- -) ( # | '\\\\\\ > > ||___c\ >'__| | ' ____|_ > > ||**** )`_/ **' | + '||:::::: > > .__ |'* ___| |___*' | '||_____| > > \_| |'*( ~ ,)' \'_______|_____| > > )) |' /(. ' .)\ ___/____|___\___ > > (( _""";!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| > > / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger > > /_____/ / > > |:____|/ > > What's the offer? > > JRO How about a bunch of cheerleaders and a dozen bottles of malt Irish whishy? / / __ )( (\___/) * | | \ (. .) | | c\ >' |__| # )`_/ ' _______| |__ ,|// # ___ ` ~ ) ( / \,| | . ' .) \ /# _( / ) , / \ / | // ,#;,,;,; \,/ __,, ,#;,;;,;; \__( i;;;,,;; \\,;;,%;;,;# %,;;:,%;,;% ;,;; #,; // \|_ b'ger |#\ -" ###### Message-ID: <3865C907.3041CFB1@silverchat.com> From: Glenn Copeland X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.7 [en] (Win95; I) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: VITAL INFORMATION! References: <83f0ep$ras$1@nnrp1.deja.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 16 Date: Sun, 26 Dec 1999 07:51:26 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.27.20.205 X-Complaints-To: abuse@rr.com X-Trace: typhoon2.austin.rr.com 946194686 24.27.20.205 (Sun, 26 Dec 1999 01:51:26 CST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 26 Dec 1999 01:51:26 CST Organization: Road Runner - Texas Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!news-feed.fnsi.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!cyclone.austin.rr.com!news.rr.com!news.austin.rr.com!typhoon2.austin.rr.com.POSTED!not-for-mail JRO wrote: > "REMEMBER! This is your last chance EVER, before > the WORLD ENDS on January 31st, AT MIDNIGHT!" Yes, remember, you only have until 235959 31DEC2000 to call! Hurry! Only the first billion get this nifty free hat! cheers, -- Glenn Copeland /(0\ gev@silverchat.com \1)/ What's on, your mind?