From: "Sherry Stowers" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Scotsman Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999 22:05:29 -0600 Lines: 57 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.206.177.76 Message-ID: <3830d77b.0@news.accessus.net> X-Trace: 15 Nov 1999 22:03:07 -0600, 207.206.177.76 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!newsfeed.concentric.net!newsfeed.qnet.com!nntp1.savvis.net!news.accessus.net!207.206.177.76 @_____ \_____)| / /(""")\o o ||*_-||| / \ = / | / ___) (__| / / \ \_/##|\/ | |\ ###|/\ | |\\###&&&& | (_###&&&&&> (____|(B&&&& ++++\&&&/ ###(O)###\ ####AAA#### ####AAA#### ########### ########### ########### |_} {_| |_| |_| | | | | ScS| | | | |_| |_| (__) (__) Sher^ 6/29/98 ...., ,.... .' ,,, '. .' ,,, '. .` `. .` `. : ..... : : ..... : :`~'-'-`: :`-'-'~`: `.~-`.' `.~`'.' ``` ___ ``` ( . . ) .._.. .' '. ScS `.~~~~~~~.` `-...-` Too much nightlife! Sher^ 7-2-98 -- !!! !!! HHH_+++++_HHH |~|x-x-x-x|~| | |x!|||!x| | SherryStowers@cybalink.com ~ "^~/ \^"^ ~ http://www.mirc-rainbow.com/sher/ ###### From: Gramma Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Scotsman Date: Tue, 16 Nov 1999 03:52:57 -0800 Organization: http://extra.newsguy.com Lines: 53 Message-ID: <38314599.2CD8@home.com> References: <3830d77b.0@news.accessus.net> Reply-To: gramma@home.com NNTP-Posting-Host: p-196.newsdawg.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0C-KIT (Win95; I) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!isdnet!howland.erols.net!nntp2.lotsanews.com.MISMATCH!pln-e!spln!extra.newsguy.com!newsp.newsguy.com!enews3 Sherry Stowers wrote: > > @_____ > \_____)| / > /(""")\o o > ||*_-||| / > \ = / | / > ___) (__| / > / \ \_/##|\/ > | |\ ###|/\ > | |\\###&&&& > | (_###&&&&&> > (____|(B&&&& > ++++\&&&/ > ###(O)###\ > ####AAA#### > ####AAA#### > ########### > ########### > ########### > |_} {_| > |_| |_| > | | | | > ScS| | | | > |_| |_| > (__) (__) A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?" The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!" She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like something to drink?" "Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra hungry and I wad verra much like a drink!" She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you like to play around?" "Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!" ~Gramma ###### From: "Sherry Stowers" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <3830d77b.0@news.accessus.net> <38314599.2CD8@home.com> Subject: Re: Scotsman Date: Tue, 16 Nov 1999 09:29:15 -0600 Lines: 65 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.206.177.75 Message-ID: <383177c5.0@news.accessus.net> X-Trace: 16 Nov 1999 09:27:01 -0600, 207.206.177.75 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newspeer1.nac.net!nntp1.savvis.net!news.accessus.net!207.206.177.75 Gramma wrote in message news:38314599.2CD8@home.com... > Sherry Stowers wrote: > > > > @_____ > > \_____)| / > > /(""")\o o > > ||*_-||| / > > \ = / | / > > ___) (__| / > > / \ \_/##|\/ > > | |\ ###|/\ > > | |\\###&&&& > > | (_###&&&&&> > > (____|(B&&&& > > ++++\&&&/ > > ###(O)###\ > > ####AAA#### > > ####AAA#### > > ########### > > ########### > > ########### > > |_} {_| > > |_| |_| > > | | | | > > ScS| | | | > > |_| |_| > > (__) (__) > > A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. > > As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad > nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?" > > The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week > noo and I am verra hungry!" > > She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping > helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like > something to drink?" > > "Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra hungry and I wad verra much > like > a drink!" > > She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of > 75-year-old > single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's > in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you like > to play around?" > > "Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!" > > ~Gramma > LOL Sherry ###### From: k.ing@12345net.nl (Johan de Koning) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Scotsman Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 05:57:45 GMT Organization: WorldOnline News server Lines: 26 Message-ID: <3832400d.12206588@news.consunet.nl> References: <3830d77b.0@news.accessus.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: vp207-43.worldonline.nl X-Trace: news.worldonline.nl 942817683 24513 195.241.207.43 (17 Nov 1999 05:48:03 GMT) X-Complaints-To: newsmaster@worldonline.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 17 Nov 1999 05:48:03 GMT X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.1/32.230 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!news-x.support.nl!news.worldonline.nl!not-for-mail On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 22:05:29 -0600, "Sherry Stowers" wrote: > @_____ > \_____)| / > /(""")\o o > ||*_-||| / > \ = / | / > ___) (__| / Hmm, this part looks rather feminine to me. > ###(O)###\ > ####AAA#### > ####AAA#### > ########### > ########### > ########### > |_} {_| I'm not sure about this part. They say Scotchmen have "nothing" under their kilt. I guess Scotchwomen have even less ... -------------------------------------------- To reply by mail: change the digits to consu --------------------------------------------