From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: "The life of a Magic Mushroom" Date: Wed, 10 Nov 1999 16:07:42 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 251 Message-ID: <80c1kl$lhe$1@news.inet.tele.dk> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip77.hinxr4.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 942246357 22062 195.249.23.77 (10 Nov 1999 15:05:57 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Nov 1999 15:05:57 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail [Warning second repost - Server mess this one up] ( Editors note and warning : This story contain depictions of death and contain sexualy explicit marterial and is therefore rated PG-13 ) This is the true story about the life of a magic mushroom. Once upon a time .. Two young mushrooms met. ,---------------------------. _,-==-._ .oO ( He's soo ... SOFT and mushy ) _,---._ ,' ______ `. '---------------------------' ,' _____ `. '-())(..))-' .-------------------------------. '-(..) )-' )) (_)( ( * W O W * - She's.. fungidelic! ) Oo. (_) / (()o()) `-------------------------------' o ( """ """ And they fell in love.. *sigh* _,-==-._ _ _ _,---._ ,' ______ `. .oO ( `' ) Oo. ,' _____ `. '-(( (..))-' \ / '-(..) )-' )\)(_)( \/ (_) / (()v()) \v( """ """ And engaged in the act of "podrubbing" where two mushrooms rub and pounce their soft and mushy parts against each other. (Editors note : This is mushroom-sex) _,---._ _,---._ ,' _____ `.,' _____ `. '-()(..))-''-((..) )-' (\(_)/) \(_)/ ())v(( \v( """ """ This creates heat and friction enough to release hundreds, thousands even, of tiny spores that bond and once setteled on the ground create new life - The life of a little mushroom... _ (' `,'"`._ .--------------------. _,-(` '( ` ')`-.-. ,-- ( *MMMMMMmmmmmnnnnn! ) (''. `' ` ,' ,` ) `) '--------------------' _,'.` -. `-' '-`" `. (' `'. ) ` ` ' `).' .-----------------------------------. '.` `-' . ' `).` `) `--( I never knew it could be this way ! ) (` '._ `'` ` )'`).) '-----------------------------------' "". ` ). `-`-` ')`` '-' (_;.;-`-_.' Let's follow the lil' fella as he grows up and ages. ,-- Just emerged from the ground. qp """""" __ ,'__'. ,-- 3 months old '(..)' )( """""""" _,---._ ,-- 1 year old ,' _____ `. '-( . . )-' \(_)/ ) ( """ _,-=-._ ,-- 3 years old ,' _____ `. '=( . . )=' \(_)/ ) ( """ _,-=-._ ,-- 7 years old ,' _____ `. '=( .-. )=' \(_)/ ) ( """ _,-=-._ ,-- 15 years old ,' _____ `. '_( .-. )_' \(_)/ )"( """ _,-=-._ ,-- 30 years old and has a monocle ,' _____ `. '_(`o . )_' \(_)/ )"( """ _,-=-._ ,-- 40 years old and has lightweight glasses ,' _____ `. '_(-o~o-)_' \(_)/ )"( """ _,-=-._ ,-- 60 years old and has normal glasses ,' _____ `. ( (-o=o-) ) '-=\(_)/=-' )"( """ _,-=-._ ,-- 70 years old and rough around the edges ,' _____ `. ( {-o=o-} ) '==\{_)/==' }"{ """ _,-=-._ ,-- 60 years old ,' _____ `. ( {-o=o-} ) '==\{_}/==' }"{ """ _,-=-._ ,-- 80 years old and have a full beard ,' _____ `. ( {-o=o-} ) '==\{_}/==' ((()) """ _,-="=-._ ,-- 100 years old and somewhat nearsighted ,' _____ `. { {-O=O-} } '==-\{_}/-==' ((()) """ _,-="=-._ ,-- 120 years old and have a full beard ,' _____ `. { {-O=O-} } '===\{_}/===' ((()) (())) _,="""=._ ,-- 200+ years old and the father, grandfather, ,' _____ `. great grandfather, and great great grandfather { {-O=O-} } etc. etc... of trillions of mushrooms "==-\{_}/-==" ((()) There's a wee one right there - hiding in his beard :) ()(..)) ._ .---. ((()))) ( ?.. ) "" '---' _,="""=._ ,-- Too old .. may he rest in peace.. ,' _____ `. He was loved by zillions... { { - - } } But now he has passed away.. "==-\{_}/-==" ((()) ((()))) ((()))) ___ .' `. `.___.' _,="""=._ ,-- But in mushroom heaven, ,' _____ `. the proud mushroom will countinue to live on.. ("`._{ . . }_,'") watching over his little ones.. (~ ( \{_}/ ) ~) (~ ((()) ~) (~'())))`~) ((()))) .---------------. ( T H E E N D ) '---------------' .--------------------. ( A P P L A U S E ! ) '--------+-+---------' | | | | | | | | | | | | (c) CeeJay 1999. All likeness to real life persons are intional. I'm not responsible for loss of sanity. Nor the lack of truely pornografical scenes in this story. (blame Krogg for not sumbmiting any) Don't read this while driving. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - this Story contains no subliminal mEssages, nor eNDless reMindErs to purchase any MOre useless, excercise equipmeNt or kitchEnware. it is complete free from commercials that might influence You. - honest ! are you still reading this ? ###### From: ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: "The life of a Magic Mushroom" Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1999 02:00:09 +0100 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <80c1kl$lhe$1@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art NNTP-Posting-Host: hrv0196-1.dial.wxs.nl 195.121.186.196 Lines: 58 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed1.news.nl.uu.net!sun4nl!gate.news.unisource.nl!master.news.hetnet.nl!news2.hetnet.nl On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 16:07:42 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" provoked the following text: >( Editors note and warning : This story contain depictions of death > and contain sexualy explicit marterial and is therefore rated PG-13 ) >This is the true story about the life of a magic mushroom. >Once upon a time .. Two young mushrooms met. > ,---------------------------. > _,-==-._ .oO ( He's soo ... SOFT and mushy ) _,---._ > ,' ______ `. '---------------------------' ,' _____ `. > '-())(..))-' .-------------------------------. '-(..) )-' > )) (_)( ( * W O W * - She's.. fungidelic! ) Oo. (_) / > (()o()) `-------------------------------' o ( > """ """ > _,="""=._ ,-- Too old .. may he rest in peace.. > ,' _____ `. He was loved by zillions... >{ { - - } } But now he has passed away.. > "==-\{_}/-==" > ((()) > ((()))) > ((()))) > ___ > .' `. > `.___.' > > _,="""=._ ,-- But in mushroom heaven, > ,' _____ `. the proud mushroom will countinue to live on.. >("`._{ . . }_,'") watching over his little ones.. > (~ ( \{_}/ ) ~) > (~ ((()) ~) > (~'())))`~) > ((()))) That was really wonderful! Keep 'em coming! > .--------------------. >( A P P L A U S E ! ) > '--------+-+---------' > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > > (c) CeeJay 1999. > >All likeness to real life persons are intional. >I'm not responsible for loss of sanity. Nor the >lack of truely pornografical scenes in this story. >(blame Krogg for not sumbmiting any) >Don't read this while driving. >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >this Story contains no subliminal mEssages, >nor eNDless reMindErs to purchase any MOre useless, >excercise equipmeNt or kitchEnware. >it is complete free from commercials that might >influence You. - honest ! ROFL!!! What account? >are you still reading this ? Yes, sorry... -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Become a programmer and never see the world!!! ###### From: jtasker@SPAMBLEDEGGSatt.net (JT) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: "The life of a Magic Mushroom" Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1999 04:43:02 GMT Organization: MINISTRE ov SELF-RIGHTEOUS POSTURE ov thee CHURCH ov INDUSTRIAL Lines: 21 Message-ID: <382a4921.19966791@90.0.0.1> References: <80c1kl$lhe$1@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.79.27.120 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net 942295204 20553 12.79.27.120 (11 Nov 1999 04:40:04 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@worldnet.att.net NNTP-Posting-Date: 11 Nov 1999 04:40:04 GMT X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.5/32.452 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!news0.de.colt.net!colt.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!wn4feed!worldnet.att.net!wnmaster1!not-for-mail On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 16:07:42 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" wrote: >Story contains no subliminal mEssages, >nor eNDless reMindErs to purchase any MOre useless, >excercise equipmeNt or kitchEnware. >it is complete free from commercials that might >influence You. - honest ! sorry, no cash for you. >are you still reading this ? yep. míspher. You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. ###### Message-ID: <382C6878.27E262A4@ns.sympatico.ca> From: Shaun Mead Reply-To: shaun.mead@ns.sympatico.ca X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5 [en] (Win98; I) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: "The life of a Magic Mushroom" References: <80c1kl$lhe$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <382a4921.19966791@90.0.0.1> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 22 Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1999 19:20:25 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 142.177.203.37 X-Complaints-To: abuse@mpoweredpc.net X-Trace: sapphire.mtt.net 942434425 142.177.203.37 (Fri, 12 Nov 1999 15:20:25 AST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1999 15:20:25 AST Organization: MPowered-Subscriber Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!fu-berlin.de!nf1.mgmt.sympatico.ca!news1.bellglobal.com!sapphire.mtt.net!not-for-mail LOL that reminded me of those National Geographic films... > > >Story contains no subliminal mEssages, >nor eNDless reMindErs to purchase any MOre useless, >excercise equipmeNt or kitchEnware. >it is complete free from commercials that might >influence You. - honest ! -- _________________________________________ >-Shaun Mead >- >-EMAIL >-shaun.mead@ns.sympatico.ca >-ICQ >-26586042 >-WEBPAGE >-http://shauns.cool.homepage.com ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!usenet From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: "The life of a Magic Mushroom" Date: 12 Nov 1999 23:33:50 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 13 Sender: neil@chonsp.franklin.ch Message-ID: <6ud7tf5ohd.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <80c1kl$lhe$1@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.3/Emacs 19.34 "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" writes: > > This is the true story about the life of a magic mushroom. Absolutely great! I think that must be the first Usenet post that has driven tears into my eyes. That usually only happens in deeply moving films. Truely from life this story. -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/