From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1999 23:23:17 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 169 Message-ID: <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip68.hinxr1.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941494933 4543 195.249.198.68 (1 Nov 1999 22:22:13 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 1 Nov 1999 22:22:13 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail :Yes, I am looking for veggie art, blieve it or not. :-) :Particularly, potatoes, maybe peas or squash. Something. Am thinking :about Thanksgiving. JAlready have the turkey. :Also anybody got any fruit? I think it's about time I took you on a tour of The Magic Garden. "Here's some juicy grapes" ((// )/ _ (( _ (_)(_)(_) (_)(_)(_) - "Don't they look tasty ?" (_)(_) (_) "and a little smiling worm that have come to eat them" _ (o) (o) (o) 'o' >8) - yum yum ! "Here's a carrot , or maybe a radish ?" _""_ ( ~ ) \~ / \/ "The little worm does'nt like radishes" _ (o) (o) (o) 'o' >8( - yuck yuck ! "Here's a geneticly mutated blackberry" _ _ _ ( ( ) ) ( ) (_(_)_) _!_!_ ( ( ) ) -!! Zuxxlepuf Kanttx! (O O) (_(_)_) "Whoops , my mistake - as our friend Zuxxlepuf point out , he is NOT a geneticly mutated blackberry but rather a inhabitor of the planet XorN Please accept my appologies .. " "Here's 3 magic carrots , one of them is sleeping and the two other are engaged in a conversation." "Hi guys!" __ Hi CeeJay! Hey, did you hear the one about / , the potato and the cucumber ? __"__ __"__ __"__ ,--' ( -_- ) ( ._. ) ( ._. ) \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / Y Y Y "Yep .. heard that one.." "Well lets move on.. Here's group of performing peas " : : _ mom is'nt that dangerous ? : / ,- Don't worry son - your dad's a trained professional : .. . . "Doing their famous veggie tower , a daring acrobatic act involving 8 brave peas on top of each , thus making the tower" "We ask for absolute silence please , as this is a very dangerous act.. .. sshhhh!" **SNEEZE!** ,-- aAAIIIIIIII !! . . _ *gulp* . . / ,- my god! . : . .. . . "Yikes!" _ dad ?! *SPLAT* / ,- Noooo! _____ .. . . "Terrible ! .. indeed most awful and especially on a day like this, with members of the press and even his royal peaness King Jasper Pea overlooking the event .. terrible indeed" "Don't feel to bad however , because only 2 hours later they were all consumed by a young boy who finished all his peas because he wanted dessert" "It's a cruel world..." ".. hey look , there's the magic garden supervisor - Manny Mushroom - he's law and order around here. Hi Mushy !" _,---._ ,-- Hi CeeJay ! ,' _____ `. '-( .-. )-' \(_)/ ) ( """ _,---._ ,-- I afraid I have some bad news .. we're sealing off ,' _____ `. the magic garden in order to find the guilty sneezer '-( .-. )-' that wiped out the peashow. \(_)/ Also.. there must be no outside influence when ) ( choosing a new royal peaness. """ "But I was just doing a tour here!" _,---._ ,-- Sorry no-can-do. ,' _____ `. Don't let me remind you of what we do '-( .-. )-' to lawbreakers around here... \(_)/ ) ( """ "No need - I have seen Green Fried Tomato's" _,---._ ,-- Move along , move along. ,' _____ `. '-( .-. )-' \(_)/ ) ( """ "Sorry folks .. the tour ends here" "Until next time folks... bye !!" ###### From: "Prudence" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Followup-To: alt.ascii-art Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1999 20:29:35 -0500 Lines: 45 Message-ID: <7vleoq$9mg$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: ljFBfPtPoLip8Uyu0C1JB3WNDU7ZpQQlHohwwZ5Rmv4= X-Complaints-To: abuse@rcn.com NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 01:28:58 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!news-out.cwix.com!newsfeed.cwix.com!newsswitch.lcs.mit.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed1.news.rcn.net!rcn!not-for-mail Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote in message news:7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk... > :Yes, I am looking for veggie art, blieve it or not. :-) > > :Particularly, potatoes, maybe peas or squash. Something. Am thinking > :about Thanksgiving. JAlready have the turkey. > > :Also anybody got any fruit? > > I think it's about time I took you on a tour of The Magic Garden. > > > "Here's some juicy grapes" > > ((// > )/ > _ (( _ > (_)(_)(_) > (_)(_)(_) - "Don't they look tasty ?" > (_)(_) > (_) > > > "and a little smiling worm that have come to eat them" > _ > (o) > (o) > (o) > 'o' > >8) - yum yum ! harvest snip ;) ..... CeeJay, I didnt know you had talkin` veggies! its magical! Prudence ###### From: Ben Norwood Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Date: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 14:24:08 +0000 Organization: University of Wales - Aberystwyth - Prifysgol Cymru Lines: 94 Message-ID: References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vleoq$9mg$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> <7vmps9$e4b$7@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: xena.dcs.aber.ac.uk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Trace: dyfi.aber.ac.uk 941552651 19303 193.60.15.5 (2 Nov 1999 14:24:11 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@aber.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 14:24:11 GMT X-Sender: bdn95@xena In-Reply-To: <7vmps9$e4b$7@news.inet.tele.dk> X-No-Archive: Yes Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!diablo.theplanet.net!btnet-peer!btnet!news5-gui.server.ntli.net!ntli.net!server4.netnews.ja.net!aber!xena!bdn95 On Today, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: : (__) : (oo) - But what about the cows ? - There were no cows ! : /-------\/ : / | || : * ||----|| : ^^ ^^ Oh, wth, here's another PEZ addition: (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||-----|| ^^| |^^ | | | C | | | | O | | | | W | | | | P | | | | E | | | | Z | | | mbfh|___| Or, since PEZ is all about heads: (_____) / \ \ O O / \ / .\ /. | " | | | | C | | | | O | | | | W | | | | P | | | | E | | | | Z | | | mbfh|___| Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French government's version: (_____) _ /_____\ _>o(_____) \ / .\ /. _ | " | _ | | /| |\ | | | |_//| P |\\_| | _| |_/ | | \_| |_ |_____| | E | |_____| | | | | | | | | | Z | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | M | | | V | | V | k | | | | | | I | | | | I | | | mbfh|___| Yes, the Kami-Cow-zi version.... (Just in case you thought the PEZ thread couldn't get any sillier...) -- Ben Norwood - the (ex-)Mad Biologist From Hell! h t t p : / / w w w . b i g f o o t . c o m / ~ b d n 9 5 / b d n 9 5 @_/" b i g f o o t . c o m ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Date: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 14:41:28 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 20 Message-ID: <7vmps9$e4b$7@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vleoq$9mg$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip111.hinxr4.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941550281 14475 195.249.23.111 (2 Nov 1999 13:44:41 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 13:44:41 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!news.inet.tele.dk!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : CeeJay, I didnt know you had talkin` veggies! : its magical! Indeed .. And I even spared you guys of a rendition of the old tomato "Ketchup" joke.. Now was'nt that nice ? (__) (oo) - But what about the cows ? - There were no cows ! /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ "Oh shut up." =8) CeeJay ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Date: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 15:55:41 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 88 Message-ID: <7vmvmq$mm1$1@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vleoq$9mg$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> <7vmps9$e4b$7@news.inet.tele.dk> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip110.hinxr1.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941556250 23233 195.249.198.110 (2 Nov 1999 15:24:10 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 15:24:10 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : Oh, wth, here's another PEZ addition: : : (__) : (oo) : /-------\/ : / | || : * ||-----|| : ^^| |^^ : | | : | C | : | | : | O | : | | : | W | : | | : | P | : | | : | E | : | | : | Z | : | | : mbfh|___| : : : Or, since PEZ is all about heads: : : (_____) : / \ : \ O O / : \ / : .\ /. : | " | : | | : | C | : | | : | O | : | | : | W | : | | : | P | : | | : | E | : | | : | Z | : | | : mbfh|___| : Sick .. very sick - I like it. : Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French : government's version: Huh ? .. Please elaborate .. : (_____) : _ /_____\ : _>o(_____) : \ / : .\ /. : _ | " | _ : | | /| |\ | | : | |_//| P |\\_| | : _| |_/ | | \_| |_ : |_____| | E | |_____| : | | | | | | : | | | Z | | | : | | | | | | : | | | | | | : | | | M | | | : V | | V : | k | : | | : | | : | I | : | | : | I | : | | : mbfh|___| : : Yes, the Kami-Cow-zi version.... Ok its a blindfolder cow holding .. ??? - what ? Pencils ? "Stand back or I will stab myself with a pencil!!" ###### From: Ben Norwood Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Date: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 18:38:08 +0000 Organization: University of Wales - Aberystwyth - Prifysgol Cymru Lines: 28 Message-ID: References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vleoq$9mg$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> <7vmps9$e4b$7@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmvmq$mm1$1@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: xena.dcs.aber.ac.uk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Trace: dyfi.aber.ac.uk 941567890 2689 193.60.15.5 (2 Nov 1999 18:38:10 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@aber.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 18:38:10 GMT X-Sender: bdn95@xena In-Reply-To: <7vmvmq$mm1$1@news.inet.tele.dk> X-No-Archive: Yes Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!news-lond.gip.net!news.gsl.net!gip.net!news5-gui.server.ntli.net!ntli.net!server4.netnews.ja.net!aber!xena!bdn95 On Today, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: : : Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French : : government's version: : : Huh ? .. Please elaborate .. You may/may not remember that British Beef was banned from human consumption for ages... Several months ago the ban was lifted, recently EU scientists admitted it was as safe as any other country's beef, yet still France refuse to import it. As truck drivers have to go via France to export beef to other EU countries, the French ban isn't helping matters much. And UK farmers (surprisingly enough) hate the French farmers. Which isn't totally surprising, as when a couple of UK supermarkets mooted the idea of boycotting all French produce until the ban was lifted, French farmers immediately jumped into their tractors and blocked off the Calais end of the Chunnel (Channel Tunnel)... : Ok its a blindfolder cow holding .. ??? - what ? Pencils ? Er, they were supposed to be daggers/swords, but at that 'resolution' it's a bit hard to get them to look realistic... -- Ben Norwood bdn95@aber.ac.uk http://www.aber.ac.uk/~bdn95/ ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 00:57:33 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 56 Message-ID: <7vo6so$hsp$1@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vleoq$9mg$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> <7vmps9$e4b$7@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmvmq$mm1$1@news.inet.tele.dk> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip203.hinxr2.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941596376 18329 195.249.198.203 (3 Nov 1999 02:32:56 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Nov 1999 02:32:56 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!news-out.cwix.com!newsfeed.cwix.com!news1.tele.dk!news.inet.tele.dk!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : : : Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French : : : government's version: : : : : Huh ? .. Please elaborate .. : : You may/may not remember that British Beef was banned from human : consumption for ages... : Several months ago the ban was lifted, recently EU scientists admitted : it was as safe as any other country's beef, yet still France refuse to : import it. As truck drivers have to go via France to export beef to : other EU countries, the French ban isn't helping matters much. : And UK farmers (surprisingly enough) hate the French farmers. : Which isn't totally surprising, as when a couple of UK supermarkets : mooted the idea of boycotting all French produce until the ban was : lifted, French farmers immediately jumped into their tractors and : blocked off the Calais end of the Chunnel (Channel Tunnel)... Sound like beginning of a war .. all because of some stuborn frenchmen : : Ok its a blindfolder cow holding .. ??? - what ? Pencils ? : : Er, they were supposed to be daggers/swords, but at that 'resolution' : it's a bit hard to get them to look realistic... You think ? (_____) / \ _>o(_____) \ / .\ /. _ | " | _ |#| /| |\ |#| |#|_//| P |\\_|#| _|#|_/ | | \_|#|_ |.___.| | E | |.___.| |!| | | '!' |!| | Z | |!| |!| | | |!| |!| | | |!| |!| | M | |!| V | | V | k | | | | | | I | | | | I | | | mbfh|___| A _slight_ improvement .. but if you tip one sword and make the other a scale (like justice) it should look better. ###### From: joris bellenger Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Magic Garden ... A guided tour. Date: Mon, 08 Nov 1999 02:06:32 +0100 Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Lines: 53 Message-ID: <38262218.F09ACB09@xs4all.nl> References: <7vkk61$c7m@freenet-news.carleton.ca> <7vl3ql$4dv$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vleoq$9mg$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> <7vmps9$e4b$7@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmvmq$mm1$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo6so$hsp$1@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: dc2-modem3265.dial.xs4all.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 942023810 10170 194.109.140.193 (8 Nov 1999 01:16:50 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl NNTP-Posting-Date: 8 Nov 1999 01:16:50 GMT X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; I) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!unlisys!news.snafu.de!newsfeed.tli.de!news-x.support.nl!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!xs4all!not-for-mail Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > : : : Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French > : : : government's version: > : : > : : Huh ? .. Please elaborate .. > : > : You may/may not remember that British Beef was banned from human > : consumption for ages... > : Several months ago the ban was lifted, recently EU scientists admitted > : it was as safe as any other country's beef, yet still France refuse to > : import it. As truck drivers have to go via France to export beef to > : other EU countries, the French ban isn't helping matters much. > : And UK farmers (surprisingly enough) hate the French farmers. > : Which isn't totally surprising, as when a couple of UK supermarkets > : mooted the idea of boycotting all French produce until the ban was > : lifted, French farmers immediately jumped into their tractors and > : blocked off the Calais end of the Chunnel (Channel Tunnel)... > > Sound like beginning of a war .. all because of some stuborn frenchmen ___________ | | | ah merde! | |___________| / _.-----._ _' ' '_ '_____________' | +_+ | ==--'_D__,'---==. / > \_/ < | / >__\o_| o/ | | | |_/ , | \,_____/_) o | | | o ' o | | | o | o |_/| ' o | o ' | | o | o |_/ | o | o |)) | | | | \ | |___o/ \_____| | | | __) >|< (__ (____,_|_,____) b'ger joris