From: Eldar Berg Marcussen Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Another PEZ.. Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 14:22:55 +0200 Organization: PowerTech, +47-2220-3330 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 195.159.64.60 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Trace: troll.powertech.no 940855094 17920 195.159.64.60 (25 Oct 1999 12:38:14 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@powertech.no NNTP-Posting-Date: 25 Oct 1999 12:38:14 GMT Lines: 52 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!diablo.theplanet.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!newsfeed.tli.de!news.algonet.se!algonet!uninett.no!news.powertech.no![195.159.64.60]!merliin Well all other have made a contrib.. here's mine.. just some cut/paste and didle... .o@o. |. .| :'.': \-/ .-'' ''-. / (*) (*) \ / /\ /\ \ \ \_| o |_/ / \_/\___/\_/ | \_/ | | | | /\-----/\ \|-----|/ | | | _ | | |_) | | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|_____| '-------' also a lill prison ascii...can't get the door right..plz didle it :P _______ ||_|_|_|| |_#_|_|_| ||_|_[]_| MERLiiN --- *I have a brain, I just don't use it* --- ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 00:08:33 +0200 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 56 Message-ID: <7v2mb7$rvd$2@news.inet.tele.dk> References: Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip86.hinxr1.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 940891303 28653 195.249.198.86 (25 Oct 1999 22:41:43 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 25 Oct 1999 22:41:43 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : Well all other have made a contrib.. : : here's mine.. : just some cut/paste and didle... : : : .o@o. : |. .| : :'.': : \-/ : .-'' ''-. : / (*) (*) \ : / /\ /\ \ : \ \_| o |_/ / : \_/\___/\_/ : | \_/ | : | | | : /\-----/\ : \|-----|/ : | | : | _ | : | |_) | : | | | : | | : | | : | _ | : | |_ | : | |_ | : | | : | | : | __ | : | / | : | /_ | : | | : | | : Pru|_____| : '-------' I like em' naked.. ! - The Ascii's too ! : also a lill prison ascii...can't get the door right..plz didle it :P : : _______ : ||_|_|_|| : |_#_|_|_| : ||_|_[]_| : You got that right .. I cant tell which is the door and which is the cell - no offence. - CJ ###### From: alfie@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 27 Oct 1999 07:19:20 GMT Organization: Siemens AG Austria Lines: 42 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: pc9601.sie.siemens.at X-Trace: scesie13.sie.siemens.at 941008760 13849 195.1.135.123 (27 Oct 1999 07:19:20 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@siemens.at NNTP-Posting-Date: 27 Oct 1999 07:19:20 GMT User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.7 (Windows) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!isdnet!remarQ-easT!remarQ.com!supernews.com!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newscore.univie.ac.at!193.154.163.35.MISMATCH!newsfeed.austria.eu.net!news.siemens.at!alfie Hi! Well, I resisted too long - so here is my first try on a self-portrait and also a contribution to the PEZ-archive :-) __ ,~~`. __ /~ o| \\__/_ />~ ? _\ /_\ / ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Wed, 27 Oct 1999 15:30:46 +0200 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 46 Message-ID: <7v72gd$mh9$2@news.inet.tele.dk> References: Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip114.hinxr4.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941034829 23081 195.249.23.114 (27 Oct 1999 14:33:49 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 27 Oct 1999 14:33:49 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!news.inet.tele.dk!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail Gerfried Fuchs wrote in message news:slrn81d9rs.36.alfie@pc9601.sie.siemens.at... : Hi! : : Well, I resisted too long - so here is my first try on a self-portrait : and also a contribution to the PEZ-archive :-) : : __ : ,~~`. : __ /~ o| : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ : /_\ / Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 13:45:05 +0200 Organization: PowerTech, +47-2220-3330 Lines: 21 Message-ID: References: <7v2mb7$rvd$2@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: 195.159.64.60 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Trace: troll.powertech.no 941112000 20847 195.159.64.60 (28 Oct 1999 12:00:00 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@powertech.no NNTP-Posting-Date: 28 Oct 1999 12:00:00 GMT In-Reply-To: <7v2mb7$rvd$2@news.inet.tele.dk> Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!news-peer-europe.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!news.algonet.se!algonet!uninett.no!news.powertech.no![195.159.64.60]!merliin > : also a lill prison ascii...can't get the door right..plz didle it :P > : > : _______ > : ||_|_|_|| > : |_#_|_|_| > : ||_|_[]_| > : > > You got that right .. I cant tell which is the door and which is the cell - no > offence. > - CJ > The door is offcourse th [] at the bottom, since it would make the prison difficult to enter elsewise.. Regards MERLiiN --- *Know it all and it will own you* --- ###### Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: amykate@nospammail.com (Amykate) Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. References: X-Newsreader: News Xpress 2.01 Date: Fri, 29 Oct 1999 05:31:43 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: xcom-79-110.mdc.net Message-ID: <381933ad@news.mdc.net> X-Trace: 29 Oct 1999 01:42:05 -0500, xcom-79-110.mdc.net Lines: 44 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!news.datacomm.ch!newscore.gigabell.net!newsfeed.tli.de!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cambridge1-snf1.gtei.net!news.gtei.net!news.mdc.net!dawn Ok OK ... I caught the PEZ virus, I have to get in on this too. .-O-O-. ((((()))) ()- -() `( - )' akg ) ( /\-----/\ \|-----|/ | | | _ | | |_) | | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|_____| '-------' ____ _ _ _ /(( )) /_\ _ __ _ _ | |__ __ _ | |_ ___ ( )6 6( ) / _ \ | ' \| || || / // _` || _|/ -_) (_) l (_) /_/ \_\|_|_|_|\_, ||_\_\\__,_| \__|\___| \ <> ) |__/ __) (__ akg amykate@mail.com Mae West - I've been things and done places. ###### From: mathwft@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Bill Taylor) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 31 Oct 1999 02:08:50 GMT Organization: Department of Mathematics and Statistics, University of Canterbury, Christchurch, NewZealand Lines: 41 Message-ID: <7vg8bi$g1r$1@cantuc.canterbury.ac.nz> References: <381933ad@news.mdc.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ssp5-00.math.canterbury.ac.nz X-Newsreader: xrn 8.02 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!news-out.cwix.com!newsfeed.cwix.com!newsfeed.clear.net.nz!usenet.net.nz!news.iprolink.co.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!mathwft Mein Gott! If these really *are* dildos, someone's going to be *very* unhappy... ( (_) ### . (#c __\|/__ #\ wWWWw \ \-. (/. .\) /\ /`\/\ /\ |\/ \_) (_| `\.' ; ; `' ;`\ `\; ; . ;/\ `\; ; ;| \ ; .' ' ; / |_.' ; | /) (_ ''._;/` /\-----/\ \|-----|/ | | | _ | | |_) | | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | |_____| `-------' ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 04:56:05 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 64 Message-ID: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> References: Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip220.hinxr2.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941342150 22137 195.249.198.220 (31 Oct 1999 03:55:50 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 31 Oct 1999 03:55:50 GMT X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : Well, I resisted too long - so here is my first try on a self-portrait : and also a contribution to the PEZ-archive :-) : : __ : ,~~`. : __ /~ o| : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ : /_\ / ~ ? _\ \\__/_ /_\ / / \ /\-----/\ \|-----|/ | | | _ | | |_) | | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|_____| '-------' ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 15:58:10 +0100 Organization: University of Lulea, Sweden Lines: 44 Message-ID: <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: my21.sm.luth.se Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (X11; I; SunOS 5.7 sun4u) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!news.luth.se!not-for-mail Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > [SOME UNKNOWN PERSON WROTE:] > : Well, I resisted too long - so here is my first try on a self-portrait > : and also a contribution to the PEZ-archive :-) > : > : __ > : ,~~`. > : __ /~ o| > : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ > : /_\ / : / \ > > ..messed up. > > Was it something like this ? > > __ > ,~~`. > /~ o| > />~ ? _\ > \\__/_ > /_\ / > / \ I think the: __ \\__/_ /_\ / part is the artist's signature... -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' - ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 21:22:45 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 24 Message-ID: <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip13.hinxr4.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941406696 12014 195.249.23.13 (31 Oct 1999 21:51:36 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 31 Oct 1999 21:51:36 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : > : ,~~`. : > : __ /~ o| : > : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ : > : /_\ / : / \ : I think the: : __ : \\__/_ : /_\ / : : part is the artist's signature... Yeah .. that last part does look like an F , but how the first is supposed to be a G , is beyond me. Gerfried , if you're reading this , would you mind if I just changed the sig to "gf" ? Regards CeeJay ###### From: ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Mon, 01 Nov 1999 00:34:44 +0100 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art NNTP-Posting-Host: hrv0190-1.dial.wxs.nl 195.121.186.190 Lines: 21 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!news.unisource.nl!gate.news.unisource.nl!master.news.hetnet.nl!news2.hetnet.nl On Sun, 31 Oct 1999 04:56:05 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" provoked the following text: >: Well, I resisted too long - so here is my first try on a self-portrait >: and also a contribution to the PEZ-archive :-) >: __ >: ,~~`. >: __ /~ o| >: \\__/_ />~ ? _\ >: /_\ / : / \ >: /\-----/\ >..messed up. >Was it something like this ? > __ > ,~~`. > /~ o| > />~ ? _\ > \\__/_ > /_\ / > / \ > /\-----/\ I still think it looks like a parrot... :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Give me ambiguity or give me something else. ###### From: alfie@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 2 Nov 1999 06:29:35 GMT Organization: Siemens AG Austria Lines: 46 Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: pc9601.sie.siemens.at X-Trace: scesie13.sie.siemens.at 941524175 16403 195.1.135.123 (2 Nov 1999 06:29:35 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@siemens.at NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 06:29:35 GMT User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.7 (Windows) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!btnet-peer!btnet!newscore.univie.ac.at!newsfeed.Austria.EU.net!news.siemens.at!alfie Hi! Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > : __ > : ,~~`. > : __ /~ o| > : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ > : /_\ / : / \ > : /\-----/\ > : \|-----|/ > : | | > : | _ | > : | |_) | > : | | | > : | | > : | | > : | _ | > : | |_ | > : | |_ | > : | | > : | | > : | __ | > : | / | > : | /_ | > : | | > : | | > : Pru|_____| > : '-------' > > ..messed up. I can't understand why! For even your quoting is right :-)) Maybe you see it now? > Was it something like this ? No, it's still like the thing you quoted.... I don't understand why you can't see it for your quoting is right? If OE mangles something it mangles also the quote, doesn't it? *scratches* So long! -- Gerfried Fuchs ###### From: alfie@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 2 Nov 1999 06:34:31 GMT Organization: Siemens AG Austria Lines: 42 Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: pc9601.sie.siemens.at X-Trace: scesie13.sie.siemens.at 941524471 16403 195.1.135.123 (2 Nov 1999 06:34:31 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@siemens.at NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 06:34:31 GMT User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.7 (Windows) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newspeer.te.net!news.indigo.ie!news-out.cwix.com!newsfeed.cwix.com!EU.net!newsfeed.Austria.EU.net!news.siemens.at!alfie Hi! Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > : > : ,~~`. > : > : __ /~ o| > : > : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ > : > : /_\ / : > : / \ > > > : I think the: > : __ > : \\__/_ > : /_\ / > : > : part is the artist's signature... > > > Yeah .. that last part does look like an F , but how the first is supposed to be > a G , is beyond me. Well, actually it should be ALF *smirks* Maybe now that you know what it should be you can see it? *giggles* The lower part of the L is part of the F... Some friend of me once made it, and I still love it somehow. > Gerfried , if you're reading this , would you mind if I just changed the sig to > "gf" ? ... yes, for that wouldn't be the thing I'd like. Is someone already branded with "alf" here? If not I'd love to stick to that. I've posted already sometimes with "alf" and noone complained so I thing that should be no problem. And, also here, the head is still quoted right - can someone please show me the problem, why you don't see it right? Can't follow that.... So long! -- Gerfried Fuchs ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 14:15:20 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 28 Message-ID: <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip111.hinxr4.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941550280 14475 195.249.23.111 (2 Nov 1999 13:44:40 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 2 Nov 1999 13:44:40 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!news.inet.tele.dk!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : > Yeah .. that last part does look like an F , but how the first is supposed to be : > a G , is beyond me. : : Well, actually it should be ALF *smirks* Maybe now that you know what : it should be you can see it? *giggles* Well .. now that I know ... yes. : > Gerfried , if you're reading this , would you mind if I just changed the sig to : > "gf" ? : : ... yes, for that wouldn't be the thing I'd like. Is someone already : branded with "alf" here? If not I'd love to stick to that. I've posted : already sometimes with "alf" and noone complained so I thing that should : be no problem. Alf it shall be. : And, also here, the head is still quoted right - can someone please : show me the problem, why you don't see it right? Can't follow that.... I guess it's a case of PEBKAC on my part. PEBKAC = (Problem Exits Between Keyboard And Chair) ###### From: "Prudence" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Followup-To: alt.ascii-art Date: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 23:17:54 -0500 Lines: 47 Message-ID: <7vod08$7ea$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: 7XSXY8tpzgLdQMvkx1Q/EyKPZeXiiu9iaP/Ods3QWrA= X-Complaints-To: abuse@rcn.com NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Nov 1999 04:17:12 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!howland.erols.net!outgoing.news.rcn.net.MISMATCH!feed1.news.rcn.net!rcn!not-for-mail Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote in message news:7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk... > : >I guess it's a case of PEBKAC on my part. > : >PEBKAC = (Problem Exits Between Keyboard And Chair) > : > : I love this one! Would you mind if i took it as a tagline? > > Sure .. I would'nt mind .. after all its not mine. > > PEBKAC is actually real term known mostly to sysadmins and supporter and other > people how deal with (stupid) users -- I used to work with systemadministration > so i know .. actually if you're just an ordinary user i should'nt really be > telling you this .... the collective migth find out and punish me. > > -- we would'nt wan't thoose troublemakers .. users .. or the popular term Lusers > .. to known what we were calling them to their face ! > > I'm suprised you did'nt know this one ... never heard of BOFH either ? > > BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell - A particularly nasty sysadmin. > > > > Here's some other terms - this time from the chatter community : > > NIKE & ADIDAS > > NIKE = Now I'm Kinky and Errect (errect is that one or two R's ?) > > ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex > > : Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop. > > I, as a programmer (amongst other things) love this one! still laffing here! two r's, one r....WHO CARES! ;) adios-ALL DAY I OBSESS SEX Prudence ###### From: ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Wed, 03 Nov 1999 01:21:39 +0100 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art NNTP-Posting-Host: hrv0225-1.dial.wxs.nl 195.121.186.225 Lines: 15 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed2.news.nl.uu.net!sun4nl!gate.news.unisource.nl!master.news.hetnet.nl!news1.hetnet.nl On Tue, 2 Nov 1999 14:15:20 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" provoked the following text: >: And, also here, the head is still quoted right - can someone please >: show me the problem, why you don't see it right? Can't follow that.... >I guess it's a case of PEBKAC on my part. >PEBKAC = (Problem Exits Between Keyboard And Chair) I love this one! Would you mind if i took it as a tagline? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop. ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 03:56:03 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 33 Message-ID: <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip215.hinxr3.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941597952 23921 195.249.202.215 (3 Nov 1999 02:59:12 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Nov 1999 02:59:12 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : >I guess it's a case of PEBKAC on my part. : >PEBKAC = (Problem Exits Between Keyboard And Chair) : : I love this one! Would you mind if i took it as a tagline? Sure .. I would'nt mind .. after all its not mine. PEBKAC is actually real term known mostly to sysadmins and supporter and other people how deal with (stupid) users -- I used to work with systemadministration so i know .. actually if you're just an ordinary user i should'nt really be telling you this .... the collective migth find out and punish me. -- we would'nt wan't thoose troublemakers .. users .. or the popular term Lusers .. to known what we were calling them to their face ! I'm suprised you did'nt know this one ... never heard of BOFH either ? BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell - A particularly nasty sysadmin. Here's some other terms - this time from the chatter community : NIKE & ADIDAS NIKE = Now I'm Kinky and Errect (errect is that one or two R's ?) ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex : Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop. I, as a programmer (amongst other things) love this one! ###### From: alfie@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 3 Nov 1999 07:27:13 GMT Organization: Siemens AG Austria Lines: 41 Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: pc9601.sie.siemens.at X-Trace: scesie13.sie.siemens.at 941614033 29266 195.1.135.123 (3 Nov 1999 07:27:13 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@siemens.at NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Nov 1999 07:27:13 GMT User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.7 (Windows) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!newsfeed.Austria.EU.net!news.siemens.at!alfie Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell - A particularly nasty sysadmin. ... well, to be honest - some near friends of me (maybe even including me) would be proud to be called BOFH ;-)) It's something geeky, you know.... Oh, about geekiness, you know geekcodes, do you? Some could call those ascii-art in some way. I found about them on - somewhere there is a link. I think it was in the cast-section.... Great comics there, btw! My geekcode should be reachable under - if not then let me know :) > Here's some other terms - this time from the chatter community : > > NIKE & ADIDAS > > NIKE = Now I'm Kinky and Errect (errect is that one or two R's ?) > > ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex ... to this I only can add a very nasty one: FANTA FANTA stands for F**k And Never Touch Again... a nasty description of one-night-stands :) > : Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop. > > I, as a programmer (amongst other things) love this one! Yep, this is really great ;-)) But have you tried to lookup "Endless Loop"? I'm not sure, but is there the following entry: Endless Loop: (noun) See Loop, Endless. ... just a thought. So long! -- Gerfried Fuchs ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!usenet From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 03 Nov 1999 13:47:28 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 48 Sender: neil@chonsp.franklin.ch Message-ID: <6ueme7bv33.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.3/Emacs 19.34 "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" writes: > > : >I guess it's a case of PEBKAC on my part. > : >PEBKAC = (Problem Exits Between Keyboard And Chair) > > PEBKAC is actually real term known mostly to sysadmins and supporter and other > people how deal with (stupid) users -- I used to work with systemadministrati on > so i know .. actually if you're just an ordinary user i should'nt really be > telling you this .... the collective migth find out and punish me. I will be reporting it to my superiours in TESCAU (The Evil Sysadmin Conspiracy Against Users). > BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell - A particularly nasty sysadmin. A copy of Simon Travaglias canonical BOFH text can be found on my Site: http://neil.franklin.ch/Jokes_and_Fun/Bastard_Operator/bastard.html For those without Unix experience to understand the caption picture: rm -r /* kills all files on all disks kill -9 kills an running program, without any chance of it surviving shutdown -h now stops computer immediately, all user just get told: "the computer is going down now" and then it does. > : Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop. > > I, as a programmer (amongst other things) love this one! The canonical one is actually: tail recursion: (noun) see tail recursion implying of course: recursion: (noun) see recursion and then carry on That one though really needs a good programmer, who knows the concept of recursion and particularly the tail form of it, that is used for emulating loops in languages which do not have loops or gotos. -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Wed, 03 Nov 1999 14:07:05 +0100 Organization: University of Lulea, Sweden Lines: 30 Message-ID: <38203379.34D5@earthling.net> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: my21.sm.luth.se Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (X11; I; SunOS 5.7 sun4u) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!news.luth.se!not-for-mail Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > : > : ,~~`. > > : > : __ /~ o| > > : > : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ > > : > : /_\ / > : > : / \ > > > > > And, also here, the head is still quoted right - can someone please > show me the problem, why you don't see it right? Can't follow that.... > What I see: http://jota.sm.luth.se/~e93-vkn/pics/temp/alf.gif -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' - ###### From: Henning 'Faroul' Peters Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <6ueme7bv33.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: Date: Wed, 3 Nov 99 15:53:33 CET Lines: 17 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newscore.univie.ac.at!fu-berlin.de!cs.tu-berlin.de!informatik.uni-bremen.de!blaubaer.kn-bremen.de!beyond.kn-bremen.de!faroul Neil Franklin schrieb: > rm -r /* kills all files on all disks Not really. Use "rm -rf /*" or "yes | rm -r /*" :) Story to this: as the admins at our university cut down the quota from 8MB to 5MB, I wrote "Quota-Problems? 'rm -rf ~/*'" on a blackboard somewhere... There where lot's of people coming to the sysadmin "all my files are lost!"... (most evil grin >;) Faroul -- Henning `Faroul' Peters - faroul@gmx.net Bildung ist, was übrig bleibt, wenn wir vergessen, was wir gelernt haben. ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 21:08:50 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 17 Message-ID: <7vq5pj$9aj$2@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip203.hinxr2.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941660787 9555 195.249.198.203 (3 Nov 1999 20:26:27 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Nov 1999 20:26:27 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!news-peer-europe.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : > Here's some other terms - this time from the chatter community : : > : > NIKE & ADIDAS : > : > NIKE = Now I'm Kinky and Errect (errect is that one or two R's ?) : > : > ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex : : ... to this I only can add a very nasty one: FANTA : : FANTA stands for F**k And Never Touch Again... a nasty description of : one-night-stands :) Oh you mean "the triple F" FFF = Find'em Fuck'em Forget'em Btw i looked it up - It's erect. Gotta know your erections! ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 21:16:09 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 22 Message-ID: <7vq5pk$9aj$3@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <6ueme7bv33.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip203.hinxr2.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941660788 9555 195.249.198.203 (3 Nov 1999 20:26:28 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Nov 1999 20:26:28 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : rm -r /* kills all files on all disks : kill -9 kills an running program, without any chance of it surviving : shutdown -h now stops computer immediately, all user just get told: : "the computer is going down now" and then it does. shutdown -k now is also fun or how about .. (not really sure you can do this - have'nt tried) shutdown -h (or -r) now $1 > /dev/null : The canonical one is actually: : : tail recursion: (noun) see tail recursion : That one though really needs a good programmer, who knows the concept : of recursion and particularly the tail form of it, that is used for : emulating loops in languages which do not have loops or gotos. But be sure to do proper errordetection ... else it's endless loop see systemcrash. ###### From: ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 01:05:22 +0100 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art NNTP-Posting-Host: hrv0149-1.dial.wxs.nl 195.121.186.149 Lines: 51 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!news.unisource.nl!gate.news.unisource.nl!master.news.hetnet.nl!news2.hetnet.nl On Wed, 3 Nov 1999 03:56:03 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" provoked the following text: >: >I guess it's a case of PEBKAC on my part. >: >PEBKAC = (Problem Exits Between Keyboard And Chair) >: I love this one! Would you mind if i took it as a tagline? >Sure .. I would'nt mind .. after all its not mine. Thanks! >PEBKAC is actually real term known mostly to sysadmins and supporter and other >people how deal with (stupid) users -- I used to work with systemadministration >so i know .. actually if you're just an ordinary user i should'nt really be >telling you this .... the collective migth find out and punish me. Rest assured, i'm an administrator too. I am for only 2 months now, so i still have a lot to learn. :-)) >-- we would'nt wan't thoose troublemakers .. users .. or the popular term Lusers >.. to known what we were calling them to their face ! From this day forward, that's how i'll call them :-))) >I'm suprised you did'nt know this one ... never heard of BOFH either ? >BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell - A particularly nasty sysadmin. Well, that's me. Almost every day i delete games from people's homedirectory :-)) >Here's some other terms - this time from the chatter community : >NIKE & ADIDAS >NIKE = Now I'm Kinky and Errect (errect is that one or two R's ?) With only one "r", i love it! :-)) >ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex I knew this one! Hey you people, i knew one!!! :-)) >: Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop. >I, as a programmer (amongst other things) love this one! I have more programmer/programming tags. Somewhere... I like 'em since when i was still computering on a C=64, i used to program a lot. I once made something like scandisk and was planning on making a defrag program, then i bought my first PC... -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. - Kulawiec ###### From: alfie@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 4 Nov 1999 07:24:50 GMT Organization: Siemens AG Austria Lines: 55 Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <38203379.34D5@earthling.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: pc9601.sie.siemens.at X-Trace: scesie13.sie.siemens.at 941700290 3523 195.1.135.123 (4 Nov 1999 07:24:50 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news@siemens.at NNTP-Posting-Date: 4 Nov 1999 07:24:50 GMT User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.7 (Windows) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!news.cs.utwente.nl!logbridge.uoregon.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newscore.univie.ac.at!newsfeed.Austria.EU.net!news.siemens.at!alfie Veronica Karlsson wrote: > Gerfried Fuchs wrote: > > Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > > : > : ,~~`. > > > : > : __ /~ o| > > > : > : \\__/_ />~ ? _\ > > > : > : /_\ / > > : > : / \ > > > > > > > > And, also here, the head is still quoted right - can someone please > > show me the problem, why you don't see it right? Can't follow that.... > > > > What I see: > > http://jota.sm.luth.se/~e93-vkn/pics/temp/alf.gif Btw, the L in the tag should have it's line going through to the middle line of the F - that's why it's up there ;) Well, I thing I have to do a real pic to let you see how it is meant. But I am not that skilled as you, Veronica. Yes, that is exactly what it should look like - and hey, an nice drawing, Veronica!! May I use it? Although now I noticed that I should have drawn it facing in the other direction, for having the ear looking correct: ,'~~. |o ~\ /_ ? ~<\ \ ' \> /Alf\ /\-----/\ \|-----|/ | | ... well, I don't have the PEZ-dispender here anymore, maybe someone can add it, and replace the version in the archive with this one? TIA a lot! ... and again I can't see why one did complain :) > (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ .... now I know where I remember that URL from - I used to play Midnight Sun *smirks* My character is still there (and hopefully will be there for a long time!), but I have sadly not the time anymore to play there. So long! -- Gerfried Fuchs ###### From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 13:32:48 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 20 Message-ID: <7vs1ll$f7c$1@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <38203379.34D5@earthling.net> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip227.hinxr3.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941722101 15596 195.249.202.227 (4 Nov 1999 13:28:21 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 4 Nov 1999 13:28:21 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeed.cwix.com!news1.tele.dk!news.inet.tele.dk!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : Yes, that is exactly what it should look like - and hey, an nice : drawing, Veronica!! May I use it? Although now I noticed that I should : have drawn it facing in the other direction, for having the ear looking : correct: : : ,'~~. : |o ~\ : /_ ? ~<\ : \ ' \> : /Alf\ : /\-----/\ : \|-----|/ : | | : ... well, I don't have the PEZ-dispender here anymore, maybe someone : can add it, and replace the version in the archive with this one? TIA a : lot! Sure i'll do it on the next update. From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 13:32:48 +0100 Organization: http://CeeJay.findhere.com Lines: 20 Message-ID: <7vs1ll$f7c$1@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <38203379.34D5@earthling.net> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip227.hinxr3.ras.tele.dk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 941722101 15596 195.249.202.227 (4 Nov 1999 13:28:21 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 4 Nov 1999 13:28:21 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeed.cwix.com!news1.tele.dk!news.inet.tele.dk!cleanfeed.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : Yes, that is exactly what it should look like - and hey, an nice : drawing, Veronica!! May I use it? Although now I noticed that I should : have drawn it facing in the other direction, for having the ear looking : correct: : : ,'~~. : |o ~\ : /_ ? ~<\ : \ ' \> : /Alf\ : /\-----/\ : \|-----|/ : | | : ... well, I don't have the PEZ-dispender here anymore, maybe someone : can add it, and replace the version in the archive with this one? TIA a : lot! Sure i'll do it on the next update. ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!usenet From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 04 Nov 1999 20:36:49 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 28 Sender: neil@chonsp.franklin.ch Message-ID: <6uaeou1226.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <6ueme7bv33.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.3/Emacs 19.34 Henning 'Faroul' Peters writes: > > Neil Franklin schrieb: > > rm -r /* kills all files on all disks > > Not really. Use "rm -rf /*" or "yes | rm -r /*" :) Aaarrgggghhhhh!!!!!!! Damn typos. I need an intelligent keyboard. > Story to this: as the admins at our university cut down the quota from 8MB > to 5MB, Wow! We consider our 30M/user quota on the genral student server as small. The 80M/user non-enforced on the special server is sort of acceptable); erm wait, what was that 2000MByte user there? > I wrote "Quota-Problems? 'rm -rf ~/*'" on a blackboard somewhere... > There where lot's of people coming to the sysadmin "all my files are > lost!"... (most evil grin >;) Well, that is definitively BOFHy. I am going to have to post that one to a few befriended sysadmins. -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ ###### From: "Rasher" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 20:37:50 +0100 Organization: Customer at Telia Danmark (http://www.telia.dk/) Lines: 52 Message-ID: <7vst5v$9p5$1@news101.telia.com> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vod08$7ea$1@autumn.news.rcn.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: t3o102p89.telia.com X-Trace: news101.telia.com 941750271 10021 194.255.255.89 (4 Nov 1999 21:17:51 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@telia.dk NNTP-Posting-Date: 4 Nov 1999 21:17:51 GMT X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3110.1 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed.icl.net!news.algonet.se!algonet!masternews.telia.net!newsfeed101.telia.com!news101.telia.com!not-for-mail Prudence wrote in message <7vod08$7ea$1@autumn.news.rcn.net>... > >Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote in >message news:7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk... >> : >I guess it's a case of PEBKAC on my part. >> : >PEBKAC = (Problem Exits Between Keyboard And Chair) >> : >> : I love this one! Would you mind if i took it as a tagline? >> >> Sure .. I would'nt mind .. after all its not mine. >> >> PEBKAC is actually real term known mostly to sysadmins and supporter >and other >> people how deal with (stupid) users -- I used to work with >systemadministration >> so i know .. actually if you're just an ordinary user i should'nt >really be >> telling you this .... the collective migth find out and punish me. >> >> -- we would'nt wan't thoose troublemakers .. users .. or the popular >term Lusers >> .. to known what we were calling them to their face ! >> >> I'm suprised you did'nt know this one ... never heard of BOFH either ? >> >> BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell - A particularly nasty sysadmin. >> >> >> >> Here's some other terms - this time from the chatter community : >> >> NIKE & ADIDAS >> >> NIKE = Now I'm Kinky and Errect (errect is that one or two R's ?) >> >> ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex >> >> : Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop. >> >> I, as a programmer (amongst other things) love this one! > > >still laffing here! two r's, one r....WHO CARES! ;) > >adios-ALL DAY I OBSESS SEX And by strange coincedence this is the name of an adidas-copy I once saw -- Rasher "Being louder than wise people doesn't make you wiser" ###### From: ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Fri, 05 Nov 1999 01:05:05 +0100 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vq5pj$9aj$2@news.inet.tele.dk> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art NNTP-Posting-Host: hrv0145-1.dial.wxs.nl 195.121.186.145 Lines: 21 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeed1.news.nl.uu.net!newsfeed2.news.nl.uu.net!sun4nl!gate.news.unisource.nl!master.news.hetnet.nl!news1.hetnet.nl On Wed, 3 Nov 1999 21:08:50 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" provoked the following text: >: > Here's some other terms - this time from the chatter community : >: > NIKE & ADIDAS >: > NIKE = Now I'm Kinky and Errect (errect is that one or two R's ?) >: > ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex >: ... to this I only can add a very nasty one: FANTA >: FANTA stands for F**k And Never Touch Again... a nasty description of >: one-night-stands :) >Oh you mean "the triple F" FFF = Find'em Fuck'em Forget'em >Btw i looked it up - It's erect. Gotta know your erections! Sheesh! You actually had to look for your digalongdingdong? :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. ###### From: zneg.ngxvaf@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Fri, 05 Nov 1999 22:53:12 GMT Organization: Cable Internet (post doesn't reflect views of Cable Internet) Lines: 52 Message-ID: <3822010e.6110998@news.vossnet.net> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> Reply-To: zneg.ngxvaf@ovtsbbg.pbz NNTP-Posting-Host: euston.vossnet.co.uk X-Trace: news1.cableinet.co.uk 941842320 14786 195.188.10.3 (5 Nov 1999 22:52:00 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@cableinet.net NNTP-Posting-Date: 5 Nov 1999 22:52:00 GMT X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.11/32.235 X-NNTP-Posting-Host: pool-149.vossnet.co.uk Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeed.icl.net!news5.cableinet.net!cableinet-uk!news1.cableinet.co.uk!not-for-mail .----- On 3 Nov 1999 07:27:13 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs posted: \ > SNIP! / | | Oh, about geekiness, you know geekcodes, do you? Some could |call those ascii-art in some way. I found about them on | - somewhere there is a link. I |think it was in the cast-section.... Great comics there, btw! My |geekcode should be reachable under | - if not then let me know :) | '---------------------------- I chucked this together some time back... -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS/IT/O d- s+:- a--- C++ UL++ P++ L+ E-- W+++@ N++ !o K+ w O- M- !V PS !PE Y PGP- @t+ 5 X- R- tv+ b+ DI+ D G e h! r y+ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------ I don't think it can be considered ASCII Art, though, so here's some completely irrelevant ObASCII... /\ / \ /____\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__| | | | | | | | Well, in the UK it's Guy Fawkes night (bonfire/firework night) tommorrow, so I guess it's slightly topical... :o) Kind Regards, -Martin |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com ###### From: ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Sat, 06 Nov 1999 00:36:23 +0100 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <6ueme7bv33.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <6uaeou1226.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art NNTP-Posting-Host: hrv0182-1.dial.wxs.nl 195.121.186.182 Lines: 10 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!newshunter!cosy.sbg.ac.at!newsfeed.Austria.EU.net!newscore.univie.ac.at!newscore.gigabell.net!news-fra.pop.de!newsfeed.tli.de!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed1.news.nl.uu.net!sun4nl!gate.news.unisource.nl!master.news.hetnet.nl!news1.hetnet.nl On 04 Nov 1999 20:36:49 +0100, Neil Franklin provoked the following text: >Aaarrgggghhhhh!!!!!!! Damn typos. I need an intelligent keyboard. LOL!!! Can i use this one for my collection of tags? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte! ###### From: Ben Norwood Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Sat, 6 Nov 1999 00:55:42 +0000 Organization: University of Wales - Aberystwyth - Prifysgol Cymru Lines: 81 Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <3822010e.6110998@news.vossnet.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: xena.dcs.aber.ac.uk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Trace: dyfi.aber.ac.uk 941849743 11987 193.60.15.5 (6 Nov 1999 00:55:43 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@aber.ac.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: 6 Nov 1999 00:55:43 GMT X-Sender: bdn95@xena In-Reply-To: <3822010e.6110998@news.vossnet.net> X-No-Archive: Yes Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!hermes.visi.com!news-out.visi.com!uunet!ffx.uu.net!news5-gui.server.ntli.net!ntli.net!server4.netnews.ja.net!aber!xena!bdn95 On Yesterday, Martin Atkins wrote: : I chucked this together some time back... : : -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- : Version: 3.1 : GCS/IT/O d- s+:- a--- C++ UL++ P++ L+ E-- W+++@ N++ !o K+ w O- M- !V PS !PE : Y PGP- @t+ 5 X- R- tv+ b+ DI+ D G e h! r y+ : ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------ : And here's mine (dragged kicking and screaming from my website...): +------BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- | Version: 3.1 | GS>CS d- s:- a-- C++(+++) UOS++ P+ L+>++ E---- W++ N++ | o? K w(---) O- M- V- PS+ PE- Y+ PGP- t+ 5 X+ R* tv(-) | b+ DI(+) D+ G(++)>+++ e++>+++ h* r--(---) !z+ +-------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------ And to complement Mart's ASCII, a little diddle: : /\ : / \ : /____\ : | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : | | : |__| : |\| : | \ : | | : | : | : | : | (Well, a firework without touchpaper could be rather hazarderous to the lighter's health...) : Well, in the UK it's Guy Fawkes night (bonfire/firework night) tommorrow Erm, YM 'today' (Nov 5th, although as I write this it is now 'yesterday' being a quarter to one on Nov 6th!) And although I've just attended a fireworks do, I'm not quite skilled enough to diddle the firework once lit (rather than emitting a flame as the touchpaper burns, they seem to produce a shower of brown sparks - or at least they do when lit on a hill 400ft above sea-level and about 50ft away from the sea on a cold, wet, windy night...) Meanwhile, here's a 3-D rocket, complete with touchpaper and stand (which although not shown, irl would be partially buried in the ground) /\ / \ `--' | | | | | | | | | | `++' |\| | | | .'|`. |`-'| | | | | | | | | `-.-' -- Ben Norwood bdn95@aber.ac.uk http://www.aber.ac.uk/~bdn95/ ###### Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!usenet From: Neil Franklin Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: 06 Nov 1999 17:30:19 +0100 Organization: My own Private Self Lines: 14 Sender: neil@chonsp.franklin.ch Message-ID: <6uiu3fpopw.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <6ueme7bv33.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <6uaeou1226.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> X-Newsreader: Gnus v5.3/Emacs 19.34 ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) writes: > > On 04 Nov 1999 20:36:49 +0100, Neil Franklin > provoked the following text: > > >Aaarrgggghhhhh!!!!!!! Damn typos. I need an intelligent keyboard. > > LOL!!! Can i use this one for my collection of tags? Sure. Go ahead. -- Neil Franklin, neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ ###### From: ppunk@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: Another PEZ.. Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 20:41:38 +0100 Organization: Total Disorganisation Message-ID: References: <7vgek6$ljp$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <381C5902.1F80@earthling.net> <7vidl8$bne$1@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vmps8$e4b$6@news.inet.tele.dk> <7vo8e0$nbh$4@news.inet.tele.dk> <6ueme7bv33.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <6uaeou1226.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> <6uiu3fpopw.fsf@chonsp.franklin.ch> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.6/32.525 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art NNTP-Posting-Host: hrv0244-1.dial.wxs.nl 195.121.186.244 Lines: 7 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed2.news.nl.uu.net!newsfeed1.news.nl.uu.net!sun4nl!gate.news.unisource.nl!master.news.hetnet.nl!news2.hetnet.nl On 06 Nov 1999 17:30:19 +0100, Neil Franklin provoked the following text: >> >Aaarrgggghhhhh!!!!!!! Damn typos. I need an intelligent keyboard. >> LOL!!! Can i use this one for my collection of tags? >Sure. Go ahead. Thanks, it's added!