From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 00:56:51 +0200 Organization: Customer of Tele Danmark Internet Lines: 38 Message-ID: <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> Reply-To: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" NNTP-Posting-Host: ip78.hinxr1.ras.tele.dk X-Trace: news.inet.tele.dk 939509829 2724 195.249.198.78 (9 Oct 1999 22:57:09 GMT) X-Complaints-To: Department of Abuse NNTP-Posting-Date: 9 Oct 1999 22:57:09 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!news-feed.inet.tele.dk!bofh.vszbr.cz!news.inet.tele.dk!not-for-mail : ||||| : | o o | : | > | .--- How does a mermaid have a period? : | . | --' : \___/ : __| |__ : / \ : | |. .| | : | | | | : | |_____| | : /_| |_\ : . '. : '. -. mga : '-. '. : "-_ ' : '-_ '. : ) "". : /_-'"""" : And how do they ... you know ... .-. .-. ,ooO()/ ) ( \()Ooo. | ) | ( ) | ( | | ( | \ / | ) | \ ) \_ __) (__ _/ ( / `-' .ooO() ()Ooo. `-' hjw With no (apparent) genitals ?? .. I wonder .... BTW who is this Dean Stark fella' ? ###### From: Dave Bird Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 18:54:52 +0100 Organization: ARS HakeMongers inc...... ><_'> <_" Message-ID: References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 939586342 nnrp-07:4021 NO-IDENT xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Complaints-To: abuse@demon.net MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: Turnpike (32) Version 4.01 Lines: 45 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeed.icl.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!news.demon.co.uk!demon!xemu.demon.co.uk!dave In article<7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk>XeMu, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen writes: > >: ||||| >: | o o | >: | > | .--- How does a mermaid have a period? >: | . | --' >: \___/ >: __| |__ >: / \ >: | |. .| | >: | | | | >: | |_____| | >: /_| |_\ >: . '. >: '. -. mga >: '-. '. >: "-_ ' >: '-_ '. >: ) "". >: /_-'"""" >: > >And how do they ... you know ... Well, I was always told mermaids were a sort of oral sex fantasy. I mean, they don't have obvious human genitals in the obvious human place (nor mermen either). How do fish arrange their wedding tackle? I believe fertilisation often takes place externally, i.e. the eggs go out into the water as does the sperm and that's where they fertilise. @@@ @@@ @("} {")@ @(.(.)\__ __/(.).)@ @@@) ( """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ) (@@@ ( . ) dave@xemu.demon.co.uk ( . ) \ ) / http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk \ ( / \\.-' ,' /index.html ', `-_// // ~-~ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" '~ \\ / \ "Consciousness is a product of the brain no more & no less than earwax is a product of the ear"-Martin Hunt on a.r.s ###### From: "frog" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Lines: 43 Organization: pond X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.0810.800 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.0810.800 Message-ID: Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 18:56:10 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.48.53.177 X-Complaints-To: abuse@adelphia.net X-Trace: server2.news.adelphia.net 939581770 24.48.53.177 (Sun, 10 Oct 1999 14:56:10 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 14:56:10 EDT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!news0.de.colt.net!colt.net!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.axxsys.net!router1.news.adelphia.net!news.hyperioncom.net!server2.news.adelphia.net.POSTED!not-for-mail i dunno but if they dont they're too lucky lol Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote in message news:7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk... : :: ||||| :: | o o | :: | > | .--- How does a mermaid have a period? :: | . | --' :: \___/ :: __| |__ :: / \ :: | |. .| | :: | | | | :: | |_____| | :: /_| |_\ :: . '. :: '. -. mga :: '-. '. :: "-_ ' :: '-_ '. :: ) "". :: /_-'"""" :: : :And how do they ... you know ... : : .-. .-. : ,ooO()/ ) ( \()Ooo. : | ) | ( ) | ( | : | ( | \ / | ) | : \ ) \_ __) (__ _/ ( / : `-' .ooO() ()Ooo. `-' hjw : :With no (apparent) genitals ?? : :.. I wonder .... : : :BTW who is this Dean Stark fella' ? : : ###### From: Geraldine Jones Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 22:15:55 -0700 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Lines: 65 Message-ID: References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <38016102@206.103.97.91> X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com X-Sender: we993@vtn1 In-Reply-To: <38016102@206.103.97.91> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!bignews.mediaways.net!remarQ-easT!rQdQ!supernews.com!remarQ.com!corp.supernews.com!news.victoria.tc.ca!vtn1!we993 On Sun, 10 Oct 1999, JRO wrote: > frog wrote in message news:ej5M3.500$EU5.38264@server2.news.adelphia.net... > > i dunno but if they dont they're too lucky lol > > :And how do they ... you know ... > > :With no (apparent) genitals ?? > > :.. I wonder .... > > A good question. > > You see, the mermaid of fantasy is actually just that - a > fantasy. No sailor could possibly have any real use for such > a creature, as you, yourself, have stumbled onto this question, > and been unable to find an answer. Which is quite unsurprising. > > Fortunately, I have read your cry for understanding, and > shall come to your rescue. > > > \\\\ > .'_ `. > / / (o) \ > | \_ ( > \ __.' > \ ( > | \ \`. > \ \ \.' > ) \ \ > /. . \ \ > ( _|_ / | > | |\ /// > | | \ \ > | ) > ) > | | / / > \ | ) / > ) |' (_ > jro (___"-._.`. > > Here you see a real mermaid, as they actually appear in nature. Small > wonder that sailors are reluctant to describe their "comely features", as > they have none. However, I am sure you can clearly see the distinct advantages > the true mermaid has over the comely, yet useless variety that has been long > immortalized in legend and song. Now, if you were a lonesome sailor, far from > home on the deep, blue sea, which would you find the most measure of comfort > in spending a cold evening's night with? > > There does come a time, after all, when blush of cheek gives way to... well, > you could always put a bag over her head, no? And when you return at last, to > your dear homeland, would you spin tales around this lass of the sea, or make > up ones about the "fair maids of unsurpassing beauty, without legs, but rather, > having perfect tails, as of fishes, in whom man can find a surfeit of longing > and loving"? > > JRO This is HILARIOUS!!! // .-`~\((/''-. .` / | \ `. *Geraldine Jones* . /0\ /0\ . we993@victoria.tc.ca | `. /|\ .` | Happy Halloween \ . . / `. `^^^` .` `-._.|._.-` ###### From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 23:15:34 -0500 Lines: 61 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.141.24.182 Message-ID: <38016102@206.103.97.91> X-Trace: 10 Oct 1999 23:01:06 -0600, 209.141.24.182 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!uunet!ams.uu.net!ffx.uu.net!news.globix.net!news-out.cwix.com!newsfeed.cwix.com!nuq-peer.news.verio.net!news.verio.net!easynews!news.good.net!206.103.97.91!209.141.24.182 frog wrote in message news:ej5M3.500$EU5.38264@server2.news.adelphia.net... > i dunno but if they dont they're too lucky lol > :And how do they ... you know ... > :With no (apparent) genitals ?? > :.. I wonder .... A good question. You see, the mermaid of fantasy is actually just that - a fantasy. No sailor could possibly have any real use for such a creature, as you, yourself, have stumbled onto this question, and been unable to find an answer. Which is quite unsurprising. Fortunately, I have read your cry for understanding, and shall come to your rescue. \\\\ .'_ `. / / (o) \ | \_ ( \ __.' \ ( | \ \`. \ \ \.' ) \ \ /. . \ \ ( _|_ / | | |\ /// | | \ \ | ) > ) | | / / \ | ) / ) |' (_ jro (___"-._.`. Here you see a real mermaid, as they actually appear in nature. Small wonder that sailors are reluctant to describe their "comely features", as they have none. However, I am sure you can clearly see the distinct advantages the true mermaid has over the comely, yet useless variety that has been long immortalized in legend and song. Now, if you were a lonesome sailor, far from home on the deep, blue sea, which would you find the most measure of comfort in spending a cold evening's night with? There does come a time, after all, when blush of cheek gives way to... well, you could always put a bag over her head, no? And when you return at last, to your dear homeland, would you spin tales around this lass of the sea, or make up ones about the "fair maids of unsurpassing beauty, without legs, but rather, having perfect tails, as of fishes, in whom man can find a surfeit of longing and loving"? JRO oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net ###### From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <38016102@206.103.97.91> Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Date: Mon, 11 Oct 1999 11:37:24 -0500 Lines: 24 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.141.24.147 Message-ID: <38020ed2@206.103.97.91> X-Trace: 11 Oct 1999 11:22:42 -0600, 209.141.24.147 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!news.datacomm.ch!newscore.gigabell.net!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed.icl.net!nntp.news.xara.net!xara.net!gxn.net!news.good.net!206.103.97.91!209.141.24.147 Geraldine Jones wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.991010221504.8436B-100000@vtn1... > This is HILARIOUS!!! > > // > .-`~\((/''-. > .` / | \ `. *Geraldine Jones* > . /0\ /0\ . we993@victoria.tc.ca > | `. /|\ .` | Happy Halloween > \ . . / > `. `^^^` .` > `-._.|._.-` > Yes, I suppose it is. Nature is kind of like that; sometimes terrifying, sometimes strange, and sometimes even funny. We see and interpret it in our various ways, but nature... nature has it's own ways. JRO ###### Message-ID: <3802652F.78D4@student.cit.act.edu.au> From: wheaan1@student.cit.act.edu.au Reply-To: wheaan1@student.cit.act.edu.au Organization: Canberra Institute of Technology X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win16; I) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <38016102@206.103.97.91> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 8 Date: Mon, 11 Oct 1999 15:31:11 -0700 NNTP-Posting-Host: 161.50.48.2 X-Complaints-To: abuse@telstra.net X-Trace: vic.nntp.telstra.net 939619695 161.50.48.2 (Mon, 11 Oct 1999 15:28:15 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 11 Oct 1999 15:28:15 EST Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!newsfeed-zh.ip-plus.net!news.ip-plus.net!News.Amsterdam.UnisourceCS!skynet.be!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!intgwpad.nntp.telstra.net!vic.nntp.telstra.net!not-for-mail I could tell you... but I don't think this newsgroups is ready for those type of lessons. ^_^ I have to go find a picture I saw somewhere, it answers the question if I can find it... -- _________________/\___________________________________________ /XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX/ | THE BLADE OF LOST LOVE - ENDER / \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz/ \/ ###### Message-ID: <380328B4.FE9B48CB@callamer.com> From: Ron Reply-To: rsteele@SLO.Newport.com Organization: Quality Endeavors - SLO, CA. USA X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.51 [en] (Win98; I) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <38016102@206.103.97.91> Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="------------BC45FFD4DFE59FDE8DEBE49E" Lines: 219 Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 05:25:24 -0700 NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.114.132.5 X-Complaints-To: abuse@callamerica.net X-Trace: news.callamer.com 939731129 207.114.132.5 (Tue, 12 Oct 1999 05:25:29 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 05:25:29 PDT Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!paloalto-snf1.gtei.net!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!news.alt.net!news.callamer.com!not-for-mail --------------BC45FFD4DFE59FDE8DEBE49E Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit I agree, this is good in a logical and poetic kinda way... Geraldine Jones wrote: > This is HILARIOUS!!! > > On Sun, 10 Oct 1999, JRO wrote: > > frog wrote in message news:ej5M3.500$EU5.38264@server2.news.adelphia.net... > > > i dunno but if they dont they're too lucky lol > > > :And how do they ... you know ... > > > :With no (apparent) genitals ?? > > > :.. I wonder .... > > > > A good question. > > > > You see, the mermaid of fantasy is actually just that - a > > fantasy. No sailor could possibly have any real use for such > > a creature, as you, yourself, have stumbled onto this question, > > and been unable to find an answer. Which is quite unsurprising. > > > > Fortunately, I have read your cry for understanding, and > > shall come to your rescue. > > > > > > \\\\ > > .'_ `. > > / / (o) \ > > | \_ ( > > \ __.' > > \ ( > > | \ \`. > > \ \ \.' > > ) \ \ > > /. . \ \ > > ( _|_ / | > > | |\ /// > > | | \ \ > > | ) > ) > > | | / / > > \ | ) / > > ) |' (_ > > jro (___"-._.`. > > > > Here you see a real mermaid, as they actually appear in nature. Small > > wonder that sailors are reluctant to describe their "comely features", as > > they have none. However, I am sure you can clearly see the distinct advantages > > the true mermaid has over the comely, yet useless variety that has been long > > immortalized in legend and song. Now, if you were a lonesome sailor, far from > > home on the deep, blue sea, which would you find the most measure of comfort > in spending a cold evening's night with? > > > .-. .-. > ,ooO()/ ) ( \()Ooo. > | ) | ( ) | ( | > | ( | \ / | ) | > \ ) \_ __) (__ _/ ( / > `-' .ooO() ()Ooo. `-' > > > There does come a time, after all, when blush of cheek gives way to... well, > > you could always put a bag over her head, no? And when you return at last, to > > your dear homeland, would you spin tales around this lass of the sea, or make > > up ones about the "fair maids of unsurpassing beauty, without legs, but rather, > > having perfect tails, as of fishes, in whom man can find a surfeit of longing > > and loving"? > > > > JRO > > This is HILARIOUS!!! > > // > .-`~\((/''-. > .` / | \ `. *Geraldine Jones* > . /0\ /0\ . we993@victoria.tc.ca > | `. /|\ .` | Happy Halloween > \ . . / > `. `^^^` .` > `-._.|._.-` --------------BC45FFD4DFE59FDE8DEBE49E Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit I agree, this is good in a logical and poetic kinda way...

Geraldine Jones wrote: 

This is HILARIOUS!!!
On Sun, 10 Oct 1999, JRO wrote:
> frog <frog@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:ej5M3.500$EU5.38264@server2.news.adelphia.net...
> > i dunno but if they dont they're too lucky lol
> > :And how do they ... you know ...
> > :With no (apparent) genitals ??
> > :.. I wonder ....
>
> A good question.
>
>     You see, the mermaid of fantasy is actually just that - a
> fantasy. No sailor could possibly have any real use for such
> a creature, as you, yourself, have stumbled onto this question,
> and been unable to find an answer. Which is quite unsurprising.
>
>     Fortunately, I have read your cry for understanding, and
> shall come to your rescue.
>
>
>                    \\\\
>                   .'_  `.
>                  / / (o) \
>                  | \_    (
>                   \  __.'
>                    \   (
>                    | \ \`.
>                    \  \ \.'
>                     )  \ \
>                    /. . \ \
>                   ( _|_ / |
>                   |  |\ ///
>                   |  | \  \
>                   |  )  >  )
>                   |  | /  /
>                   \  | ) /
>                    ) |' (_
>      jro          (___"-._.`.
>
>     Here you see a real mermaid, as they actually appear in nature. Small
> wonder that sailors are reluctant to describe their "comely features", as
> they have none. However, I am sure you can clearly see the distinct advantages
> the true mermaid has over the comely, yet useless variety that has been long
> immortalized in legend and song. Now, if you were a lonesome sailor, far from
> home on the deep, blue sea, which would you find the most measure of comfort
in spending a cold evening's night with?
 

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      ,ooO()/   )   (   \()Ooo.
      |   ) |  (     )  | (   |
      |  (  |   \   /   |  )  |
      \   ) \_ __) (__ _/ (   /
       `-'  .ooO() ()Ooo.  `-'
 

>     There does come a time, after all, when blush of cheek gives way to... well,
> you could always put a bag over her head, no? And when you return at last, to
> your dear homeland, would you spin tales around this lass of the sea, or make
> up ones about the "fair maids of unsurpassing beauty, without legs, but rather,
> having perfect tails, as of fishes, in whom man can find a surfeit of longing
> and loving"?
>
> JRO

This is HILARIOUS!!!

             //
       .-`~\((/''-.
     .` /    |   \ `.    *Geraldine Jones*
    .    /0\   /0\   .  we993@victoria.tc.ca
    |  `.   /|\  .`  |    Happy Halloween
     \  .         .  /
      `.   `^^^`   .`
        `-._.|._.-`

--------------BC45FFD4DFE59FDE8DEBE49E-- ###### From: "Russel Rogers" Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Reply-To: "Russel Rogers" References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <38016102@206.103.97.91> Message-ID: <01bf1944$8f3d6820$1044a58e@hboake.netcom.ca> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1161 Lines: 26 Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 08:39:30 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 142.165.68.16 X-Trace: tomcat.sk.sympatico.ca 940235970 142.165.68.16 (Mon, 18 Oct 1999 02:39:30 CST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 02:39:30 CST Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!newsfeeds.belnet.be!news.belnet.be!newsfeed.nacamar.de!feeder.qis.net!sunqbc.risq.qc.ca!torn!news1.bellglobal.com!clarke.sasknet.sk.ca!tomcat.sk.sympatico.ca!not-for-mail well mermaids and doing the nasty... number one all men bitch about the smell of women okay and a mermaid is half fish do dont be surprised when you come out smelling like tuna okay... and two there is suck a thing as oral sex so that how i think the mermaids do the nasty JRO wrote in article <38016102@206.103.97.91>... > > frog wrote in message news:ej5M3.500$EU5.38264@server2.news.adelphia.net... > > i dunno but if they dont they're too lucky lol > > :And how do they ... you know ... > > :With no (apparent) genitals ?? > > :.. I wonder .... > > > A good question. > > You see, the mermaid of fantasy is actually just that - a > fantasy. No sailor could possibly have any real use for such > a creature, as you, yourself, have stumbled onto this question, > and been unable to find an answer. Which is quite unsurprising. > > Fortunately, I have read your cry for understanding, and > shall come to your rescue. ###### From: Dave Bird Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ? Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 21:14:11 +0100 Organization: ARS HakeMongers inc...... ><_'> <_" Message-ID: References: <7tfudr$rrr4$1@rn.area.com> <37ff69c5.14119670@news.vossnet.net> <7toh85$2l4$2@news.inet.tele.dk> <38016102@206.103.97.91> <01bf1944$8f3d6820$1044a58e@hboake.netcom.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 940295792 nnrp-12:3257 NO-IDENT xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Complaints-To: abuse@demon.net MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Newsreader: Turnpike (32) Version 4.01 Lines: 18 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!isdnet!newsfeed.icl.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!news.demon.co.uk!demon!xemu.demon.co.uk!dave In article<01bf1944$8f3d6820$1044a58e@hboake.netcom.ca>XeMu1, Russel Rogers writes: >well mermaids and doing the nasty... >and two there is suck a thing as oral sex ************ Typo of the month award? |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)