From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Martians - power sources Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 22:09:16 -0500 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.141.24.184 Message-ID: <37b8cfe9@206.103.97.91> X-Trace: 16 Aug 1999 21:58:49 -0600, 209.141.24.184 Lines: 125 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!news0.de.colt.net!colt.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!news.good.net!206.103.97.91!209.141.24.184 "At last, Frimthxp! We have finally obtained a sample of the Earthlings' primary fuel source!" / \__/ ____ \__/ / (oo) |____|) (oo) .//~~\\|sots|\\//~~\\ .\\__//|BEER| \/\__// //\\ |____| //\\ _____ \\//_|12oz|___\\// _______ (_)(_)|____| (_)(_) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Indeed, Zompflitz. We should investigate this substance, at once! It could prove suitable for use in our own thermo- magnograviconversion trifusionators! / \__/ /____ \__/ (__) |____| (__) .//()\\|sots| // \\ .\\__//|BEER|.\\__// //\\ |____| //\\ _____ \\//_|12oz|__\\// _______ (_)(_)|____| (_)(_) ??????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????? "Perhpas, -HIC!- your suggestion that we imbibe it, -HIC!- was made too hastily, Zompflitz..." \ \ "GLURG!" ___________ \__/ \__/ / / / \ (xx) (xx) __ | | _ |___//~~\\_//~~\\ ____ \________\(_)/ //\__////\__/\\ .' .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ "" : ' . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_) '..'...'' JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO "I concede that you are correct! -HIC!- I do not believe that I shall ever again be capable of upright locomotion, Frimthxp." \ \ ___________ \__/ \__/ / / \ (xx) (xx) (\ __ | | _ |___//~~\\_//~~\\//____ \________\(_)/ //\__////\__/\/ .' .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ : ' . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_) '..'...'' ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "I concur. Notice, also -HIC!- the way that it has accelerated the speed of rotation of the entire universe." \ ___________ \ \__/ \__/ / / \ (xx) (xx) __ | | _ |___//~~\\_//~~\\ ____ \________\(_)/ //\__////\__/\\ .' .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ "" : ' . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_) '..'...'' 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888 "You know, of course, what this means, Frimpthx?" \ \ ___________ \__/ \__/ / / \ (xx) (xx) /) __ | | _ |___//~~\\_//~~\\//___ \________\(_)/ //\__////\__/\/ .' .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ : ' . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_) '..'...'' JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO "Indeed, yes. -HIC!- But how were we to ever suspect that the Proto- Earth-Primitives had such power sources as this! Our plans of conquest are ruined!" \ \ "BLURB" ___________ \__/ \__/ / / / \ /) (xx) (xx) __ | | _ |_\\//~~\\_//~~\\ ____ \________\(_)/ \/\__////\__/\\ .' .'. /\/\"" /\/\ "" : ' . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_) '..'...'' finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net