Message-ID: <37AE7ADF.4186F6E8@gtcom.net> From: Krogg Reply-To: krogg.no.to.spam@gtcom.net X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.61 [en] (Win95; U) X-Accept-Language: en-US,en-GB,en,ja MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Sun, Aug 08, '99 References: <7ok1l7$1h30f$1@rn.area.com> <37ADAA44.4EF0EDC@xs4all.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 143 Date: Mon, 09 Aug 1999 02:53:19 -0400 NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.6.67.187 X-Trace: eagle.america.net 934181657 12.6.67.187 (Mon, 09 Aug 1999 02:54:17 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 09 Aug 1999 02:54:17 EDT Organization: 24hoursupport.com Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.belnet.be!newspump.monmouth.com!newspeer.monmouth.com!falcon.america.net!eagle.america.net.POSTED!not-for-mail joris bellenger wrote: > > ========================================================================== > > FLAME FORM > > ========================================================================== > > ) ( ( ( > ( ) () @@ ) (( ( > ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( > ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( > _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) > < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) > /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( > | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) > | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . > | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . > > | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . > > | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . > | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . > \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . > | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . > | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . > | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . > | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . > | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. > | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). > ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ > > ========================================================================== > > Dear: > > [ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Loser > [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer > [ ] Me too er [x] Pervert [x] Geek > [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [x] Elvis > [ ] Fed [x] Freak [ ] FLAMENET > [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person > > You Are Being Flamed Because: > > [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test > [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines > [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group > [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply > [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread > [ ] You started an off-topic thread > [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message > [ ] You said "me too" to something > [x] You don't know which group to post in > [x] You suck > [ ] You brag about things that never happened > [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks > [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad > [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting > [x] You crossposted > [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS > [ ] You posted racism shit > [ ] I don't like your tone of voice > [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$ > [x] I think you might be a fed > > To Repent, You Must: > > [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account > [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it > [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor > [ ] Actually post something relevant > [ ] Read the f****** FAQ > [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave > [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month > [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup > [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say: > > [ ] Blow me > [ ] Get a life > [x] Never post again > [x] I pity your dog > [x] Go to hell > [ ] I think your IQ must be 7 > [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else > [ ] Learn to post or f*** off > [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment > [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet > [ ] All of the above > > End of Flame. > > Have a nice day, > > joris Here is one of my first ascii's,revised a bit though.. ,---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---. | | | [ ]Lamer,[ ]Spammer,[ ]Idiot,or [ ]moron, | | | | Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame| | so you get this plain form letter.Here are the details: | |,---------------------. ,---------------------------------.| ||Your post was: | |You should be: || ||[ ]A MMF scam | |[ ]Beaten || ||[ ]Off topic | |[ ]Roasted || ||[ ]Stupid | |[ ]Beheaded || ||[ ]A binary,in a | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP || || non binary group | |[ ]Butt raped by an elephant || ||[ ]A chain letter | |[ ]Smacked around || ||[ ]HTML in text ng | |[ ]Arrested || ||[ ]Just plain lame | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service|| ||[ ] other:_________ | |[ ]Other:________________________|| |`---------------------' `---------------------------------'| |,----------------------. | ) ) ) | | ||You should: | # (((..(( ((( ( # | ||[ ]Grow up | # )))))))) ))))..)) # | ||[ ]Read the FAQ | # ((((((((((((...((((((((( # | ||[ ]Die | # ))))))))))))))))))))))))) # | ||[ ]Learn some manners | # ((This Flame Form Letter(( # | ||[ ]Think b4 you post | # ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg)) # | ||[ ]Smash your computer| # (( All rights reserved (( # | |`----------------------' | |######################| | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ |--#################--Have a nice day--###################--| `-----------------------------------------------------------' `-----------------------------------------------------------' -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. krogg.no.to.spam@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| ###### Message-ID: <37AF5CEA.BDDAFFE7@mindlink2.com> From: Stellaluna X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5 [en]C-AtHome0405 (Win95; U) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Sun, Aug 08, '99 References: <7ok1l7$1h30f$1@rn.area.com> <37ADAA44.4EF0EDC@xs4all.nl> <37AE7ADF.4186F6E8@gtcom.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 49 Date: Mon, 09 Aug 1999 22:56:38 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.112.126.127 X-Complaints-To: abuse@home.net X-Trace: news1.rdc1.bc.home.com 934239398 24.112.126.127 (Mon, 09 Aug 1999 15:56:38 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 09 Aug 1999 15:56:38 PDT Organization: @Home Network Canada Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!feed2.news.luth.se!luth.se!sunqbc.risq.qc.ca!nntp.abs.net!newshub2.home.com!news.home.com!news1.rdc1.bc.home.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Krogg wrote: > > joris bellenger wrote: > > > > ========================================================================== > > > > FLAME FORM > > > > ========================================================================== > > > > ) ( ( ( (giggle snipped) > > > > Have a nice day, > > > > joris > > Here is one of my first ascii's,revised a bit though.. > > ,---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---. ('nother giggle snipped) > > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| > | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | > |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | > | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | > | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | > | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | > | ,',' ||| `.`. krogg.no.to.spam@gtcom.net | > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____| These flame forms are great! Anyone got anymore? Stellaluna --------------------- | Head in the clouds, | Remove "2" to e-mail. | feet in a puddle. | ---------------------