From: zneg.ngxvaf@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Dani's First ASCII Pic Date: Tue, 13 Jul 1999 22:09:11 GMT Organization: Cable Internet (post doesn't reflect views of Cable Internet) Message-ID: <378a9c61.9455368@news.vossnet.net> References: <378003c9.41714845@news.vossnet.net> <37838DFE.690C@iNOdirect.ca> Reply-To: zneg.ngxvaf@ovtsbbg.pbz NNTP-Posting-Host: serv1.vossnet.co.uk X-Trace: news1.cableinet.co.uk 931903934 10559 195.188.10.2 (13 Jul 1999 22:12:14 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@cableinet.net NNTP-Posting-Date: 13 Jul 1999 22:12:14 GMT X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.11/32.235 Lines: 106 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news.maxwell.syr.edu!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!news-lond.gip.net!news.gsl.net!gip.net!newspeer.clara.net!news.clara.net!news5.cableinet.net!cableinet-uk!news1.cableinet.co.uk!not-for-mail .----- On Wed, 07 Jul 1999 13:27:26 -0400, llizard posted: |> Dani just made this, and wants to show it to you all... :o) |> |> ---. |> .'. . '-. |> (.' ' '-. \ |> _| |'|_ |> || '. .| |> \| '-' |/ |> : .---. : |> . .' |> '-___-' DaNi |> |> |> ||||| ((()) moc.toofgib@------. |> | o o | ( o o ) Martin Atkins | |> | > | (( > () mart.atkins-----. | |> | \_/ | (( \_/ )) ---. '---' |> \___/ \___/ | |> __| |__ __| |__ '--- Hmm... what to draw next... |> / '-' \ / \ / \ I think the best thing |> | | | | | / ' \ | to do next is to sort this |> | | MGA | | |(_ _)| cartoony pic of me... I mean |> | | | | | | | | look at it's breasts... Mine |> | | | | | | | | aren't that spread out.... | |That is a wonderfully expressive face, Dani. You clearly have a good |ASCII-art teacher. | |And as for the nagging sagging breast syndrome, | | ((()) | ( o o ) | (( > () | (( \_/ )) | \___/ | __| |__ | / \ / \ | | / ' \ | | |(_ _)| | | | | | | | | | | | |I think that Geraldine (it was Geraldine, wasn't it?) is right, you need |to get a Playtex "18hour Cross-Your-Heart" bra. Here, try it on.... | | | | /\\ //\ | // ||_ _|| \\ | __||_( `. ,' )_||___ | ejm ;|______\____X____/______;| | | |Sure, it's like armor, but you can see for yourself that it's worth the |torture: | | ((()) | ( o o ) | (( > () | (( \_/ )) | \___/ | __| |__ | / \ / \ | | ( Y ) | | | |` '| | | | | ) ( | | | |Isn't it amazing that it really does lift and separate? (I'm not sure |what happens after 18 hours though. Does it explode?) | '--------------------------------- ((()) ( o o ) (( > () .--- Wow... great lift. (( \_/ )) ---' Shame that I can hardly \___/ move in it! __| |__ / \ / \ And the right size | ( Y ) | too... how did you know? | |' '| | | | ) ( | | ||||| | o o | | > | .-- I think I'll stay well out of this one... | \_/ | --' \___/ | | -Dani and Martin ||||| ((()) | o o | ( o o ) | > | (( > () .--- As for what happens after 18 hours... | \_/ | (( \_/ )) --' well by that time I probably won't \___/ \___/ still be wearing it! __| |__ __| |__ / '-' \ / '-' \ | | | | | ( ) | Martin Atkins | | MGA | | | |" "| | mart.atkins | | | | | | | | @bigfoot.com | | | | | |"""""| | ###### From: Veronica Karlsson Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Dani's First ASCII Pic Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 21:15:44 +0200 Lines: 72 Message-ID: <378CE1E0.850@earthling.net> References: <378003c9.41714845@news.vossnet.net> <37838DFE.690C@iNOdirect.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: lambda79.sm.luth.se Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (X11; I; SunOS 5.7 sun4u) Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!news-fra1.dfn.de!news-fra.pop.de!newsfeed.tli.de!newsfeed1.uni2.dk!news.net.uni-c.dk!newsfeed.sunet.se!news01.sunet.se!news99.sunet.se!news.kth.se!not-for-mail llizard wrote: > > And as for the nagging sagging breast syndrome, > > I think that Geraldine (it was Geraldine, wasn't it?) is right, you need > to get a Playtex "18hour Cross-Your-Heart" bra. Here, try it on.... > Never heard of that one... > /\\ //\ > // ||_ _|| \\ > __||_( `. ,' )_||___ > ejm ;|______\____X____/______;| > > Sure, it's like armor, but you can see for yourself that it's worth the > torture: > > ((()) > ( o o ) > (( > () > (( \_/ )) > \___/ > __| |__ > / \ / \ > | ( Y ) | > | |` '| | > | | ) ( | | > Hmm... I have to try this! .----------. ||||| ( Feels nice ) ||. .|| -'`----------' |||\=/||| |-.- -.-| /(_`x'_)\ \ )_._( / '( \_/ )` \ | / ( | ) '- -` > Isn't it amazing that it really does lift and separate? (I'm not sure > what happens after 18 hours though. Does it explode?) .-------------------------------------. ||||| ( I don't think I'll wait and find out! ) ||6 6|| -'`-------------------------------------' |||\o/||| |.-- --.| /(.) (.)\__._ \ )_._( | ) '( \_/ ) X \ | / | ) ( | ) Y '- -` | -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' - ###### Message-ID: <378DDD25.3A0@iNOdirect.ca> Date: Thu, 15 Jul 1999 09:07:49 -0400 From: llizard Reply-To: cq547@freent.toronto.on.ca Organization: Canada; zone 6A (or is it 5b?) X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (Win95; I) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Dani's First ASCII Pic References: <378003c9.41714845@news.vossnet.net> <37838DFE.690C@iNOdirect.ca> <378a9c61.9455368@news.vossnet.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit NNTP-Posting-Host: ts6-11tn-20.idirect.com X-Trace: 15 Jul 1999 09:07:51 -0400, ts6-11tn-20.idirect.com Lines: 110 Path: chonsp.franklin.ch!pfaff.ethz.ch!news-zh.switch.ch!news-ge.switch.ch!enews.sgi.com!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!cyclone.news.idirect.com!island.idirect.com!nemo.idirect.com!ts6-11tn-20.idirect.com Martin Atkins wrote: > > .----- On Wed, 07 Jul 1999 13:27:26 -0400, llizard posted: > |> Dani just made this, and wants to show it to you all... :o) > |> > |> ---. > |> .'. . '-. > |> (.' ' '-. \ > |> _| |'|_ > |> || '. .| > |> \| '-' |/ > |> : .---. : > |> . .' > |> '-___-' DaNi > |> > |> > |> ||||| ((()) moc.toofgib@------. > |> | o o | ( o o ) Martin Atkins | > |> | > | (( > () mart.atkins-----. | > |> | \_/ | (( \_/ )) ---. '---' > |> \___/ \___/ | > |> __| |__ __| |__ '--- Hmm... what to draw next... > |> / '-' \ / \ / \ I think the best thing > |> | | | | | / ' \ | to do next is to sort this > |> | | MGA | | |(_ _)| cartoony pic of me... I mean > |> | | | | | | | | look at it's breasts... Mine > |> | | | | | | | | aren't that spread out.... > | > |That is a wonderfully expressive face, Dani. You clearly have a good > |ASCII-art teacher. > | > |And as for the nagging sagging breast syndrome, > | > | ((()) > | ( o o ) > | (( > () > | (( \_/ )) > | \___/ > | __| |__ > | / \ / \ > | | / ' \ | > | |(_ _)| > | | | | | > | | | | | > | > |I think that Geraldine (it was Geraldine, wasn't it?) is right, you need > |to get a Playtex "18hour Cross-Your-Heart" bra. Here, try it on.... > | > | > | > | /\\ //\ > | // ||_ _|| \\ > | __||_( `. ,' )_||___ > | ejm ;|______\____X____/______;| > | > | > |Sure, it's like armor, but you can see for yourself that it's worth the > |torture: [snip] > | > |Isn't it amazing that it really does lift and separate? (I'm not sure > |what happens after 18 hours though. Does it explode?) > | > '--------------------------------- > > ((()) > ( o o ) > (( > () .--- Wow... great lift. > (( \_/ )) ---' Shame that I can hardly > \___/ move in it! > __| |__ > / \ / \ And the right size > | ( Y ) | too... how did you know? > | |` '| | > | | ) ( | | . ha ^^^%--- ha " \ ha I didn't! That's the beauty of this particular brand of armor. One size fits all. I believe that the playtex molds to your body, reshapes it (lifting and separating all the while) and gives you this amazing figure. They're working on the mobility problem still.... (not to mention peeling away the playtex from the skin when removing the device) But these are the prices one must pay to the fashion world. Here's another fun (and hardly crippling at all) accessory demanded by this ridiculous world of fashion. / , | / / | | / ( | | / / ) | | / /|/ | ' /_,/ | ' \ ejm ,____/ | \ \ \_/\ \ | ` (See? Clearly, the model is already having major ankle problems! But SHE thinks it's worth it!) NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ha ,^ http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions ha / " "