From various netnews sources

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Header: has gone lost:-)

Here's a list I just made up, er, I mean a list I got from some usually
reliable sources with good Microsoft contacts.  Yeah, that's it.

Top 10 songs rejected by Microsoft for their Windows 95 ads

10. "Bad" (Michael Jackson)
 9. "The Thing that Should Not Be" (Metallica)
 8. "It'll Chew You Up and Spit You Out" (Concrete Blonde)
 7. "Suffer the Masses" (Flotsam and Jetsam)
 6. "A Criminal Mind" (Gowan)
 5. "Cult of Personality" (Living Colour)
 4. "Every Breath You Take" (The Police)
 3. "Misery" (Soul Asylum)
 2. "Crash '95 Mix" (The Primitives)
 1. "The Wait" (Killing Joke)

:) :)
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Tony Lai
not speaking for anyone

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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: ORIGINAL: Win '95 advertising
From: wutka@netcom.com (Mark Wutka)
Date: Sun, 20 Aug 95 3:20:03 EDT

Top 10 Rolling Stones songs that would be more appropriate than
"Start Me Up" for the Windows '95 commercial

10. Just My Imagination
 9. I'm Going Down
 8. Let It Bleed
 7. Gimme Shelter
 6. Bitch
 5. Shattered
 4. Play With Fire
 3. (I can't get no) Satisfaction
 2. You Can't Always Get What you Want

... and the number one.. one.. one..

 1. 19th Nervous Breakdown

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