Why did the chicken cross the road ? Moses: And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" and the chicken did cross the road, and there was much rejoicing. Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road, I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "what was this chicken doing out of his pen walking around all over the place anyway?" Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken did cross the road reveals your underlying insecurity. Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 780. Which will not only cross roads but will also lay eggs and file your important documents. Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road" but it is rather, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, and whom have we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing." Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predispositioned to cross roads. Grandpa: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us he had and that was good enough for us. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Colonel Sanders: I missed one?? ###### Why did the chicken cross the road ? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmm. Chicken. BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD: Uh-heh-heh. He said 'chicken'. Heh-heh. PAMELA LEE ANDERSON: What's a chicken ? PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. RONALD REAGAN: I forget. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. O.J. SIMPSON: Absolutely one-hundred percent unsure. JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.....g wanted to. That's the f.....g reason. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. MUHAMMED ALI: Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important document, and balance your checkbook. MCKINSEY & COMPANY: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. McKinsey, in a partnering relationship with the client, help the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), McKinsey helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Progam Management framework. McKinsey convened a diverse cross-sprectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with McKinsey consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry. To engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to delivering and successfully architecting and implementing and enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. McKinsey & Company helped the chicken change to become more successful.