T H E   2 4 - S T A G E   S O F T W A R E   T E S T

alpha:      It compiles!
beta:       It runs on Joe's machine.
gamma:      It runs on Kate's machine, too.
delta:      It runs on the network.
epsilon:    Its stopped running on Kate's machine.
zeta:       It runs on all machines, but Report crashes.
eta:        It crashes on the 486.
theta:      It only works on the 486.
iota:       It crashes with a serial printer.
kappa:      It works!  But the spec has changed.
lambda:     It runs, but mysteriously at half the speed of before.
mu:         It crashes the network.     
nu:         It crashes Kate's machine with Local Bus, Joe's without.
xi:         It runs, but the printout is garbage.
omicron:    As above, but crashes after printout sometimes.
pi:         It sometimes crashes.
rho:        Kate thinks it works, but it turns out she's running lambda.
sigma:      No luck yet.                
tau:        Aha, sorted out the printout.
upsilon:    Nearly there - jus tneed to tidy up the help text.
phi:        It won't run at all on anything under 4meg.
chi:        Yippee!  It runs perfectly on all the machines in the world.
psi:        It runs on all the machines in the world except that idiot's
            from Basingstoke with a customised Pentium.
omega:      It won't compile.