"3 syncs represent the trinity - init, the child and the eternal zombie process." -- Jordan Hubbard "I don't recall installing this "General Protection Fault" Screen Saver?!?" -- Steven T. Charlton (work or home) "If a mime screams in the woods and someone is there to hear it, does he really make a sound?" -- John Bogan "You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance..." (from Edward Flaherty) Derek Smith "The battery is kinda' low on that, so it's pretty dim." "That's OK. So am I." (Overheard at a recent gunshow, in reference to a laser sight). Mark F. Cook "Finally, let's lay one common myth to a long-overdue rest. After three hundred thousand years of evolution Vargr no longer stick their heads out of the window when they're driving". Dave Elrick "Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism". Jeff Zeitlin "If you're not part of the solution, you haven't dissolved yet..." Derek Smith "British by birth, European by parliamentary decree, Scottish by the grace of God." David Elrick "What is good in life?" "To crush the grains of your enemies, and hear the fermentations of their barley." -- Conan the Zymurgist Martin Snow "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive?" Wayne Young "The flatnoses [Humans] have a strange saying: "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach". This is clearly nonsense - the way to a man's heart is through his back!" - Unknown Vargr Drill Instructor Dave Elrick "I asked you to bring me secret agent 007. You brought me a Scottish actor called Sean Connery, who proceeded to beat seven shades of brickdust out of me before escaping with my best bird in a helicopter marked 'A present from Dr. No'!" Dave Elrick "Through sheer random chance, my employer may someday agree with something I say." Christopher Weuve "It's O.K., we're staff...." David Nelson "Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missle sighted, target Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept." Bri "Curiousity killed the cat. The Hiver took notes." Dave Elrick "The British Governement have been pressing the IRA to decommission arms and explosives. Well, on Friday we decommissioned half a ton of explosives." - Comment attributed to Gerry Adams. Dave Elrick Retired Engineer: "Look, you furry cretin. I'm retired." Vargr Mercenary: "Why do you not still work? You can still walk. You still stand. You are not dead." Retired Engineer: "Have you TRIED fitting a 255 ton jump drive into a bungalow?" - From A Recent Game [I'll write it up Andy, I promise...] Dave Elrick "There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence". Dave Elrick "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Preparation is irrelev...Mmmmmmm...Doughnut!" Bill Garmer, Torrey Science Corporation "You are in a maze of twisty subroutines, all alike". Jeff Zeitlin "Taz sez, 'Ack! Icky plptht TAZ grunga yeek... PLPTHT!!!'" James Lindsay "Conquering Russia is a steppe by steppe process." Vanya "Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" Andrew Wardell "Cats: proof that not everything in nature has a function." James Garriss "Entropy applies to more than just the universe, you know." - Cataloguer before she got her brain into gear. Timothy Collinson "I don't mind any risk as long as I know thatI am the one who will pull me through it." + James Morrison "You can't run away forever, but here's nothing wrong with getting a good head start." + Jim Steinman - Rock n Roll Dreams (Music) "I don't know if its wrong, I don't know if its right, but I'll follow my heart just the same." + Crystal Gayle (Music) "Humpty Dumpty was pushed." + Graffiti "It's lonely to be free." + ABBA - Thats me 1975 (Music) "My mother told me there would be days like these but she didn't tell me there would be this many." + Di Cranston 1982 "It is far better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." + Dolores Ibami "The light at the end of the tunnel is probably the headlight of an oncoming train." + Di Cranston 1984 "There is no harm in letting yourself go so long as you can get back." + Paul McCartney "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." + Graffiti "If all economists were laid end to end they still wouldn't reach a conclusion." + George Bernard Shaw "If the women don't get you its the wine." + John Williamson (Music) "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." + Mae West "Life is a tragedy when seen close up but a comedy in the long shot." + Sir Charles Chaplin "Being an animal is better than being a vegetable." + Mike Rudd "Who says chickens are scared ? Who else would run around when their head had been cut off." + Alan Alda - M*A*S*H (TV) "Todays day isn't worth much at all. It has been devalued against a basket of chronologies and at the third stroke you will probably have one. I have wasted time now time doth waste me." + Phillip Adams "I pick myself up off the ground to have you knock me down again and again and when I ask you to explain you say you've got to be cruel to be kind - in the right measure." + Nick Lowe - Cruel to be Kind 1979 (Music) "The only way to be number one is to be number one." + Unknown "Never put the brakes on when you are upside down." + Paul Newman 1983 "I can't call what we have been through fun, but I'm glas we went through it together." + COL. Potter - M*A*S*H (TV) "Knock me down, its all in vain. I'll get back up on my feet aigain. Come on, hit me with your best shot!" + Pat Benetar 1982 (Music) "It's a crack of shit, but its all the life we got." + Taxi Driver - Lost & Found (TV) "Hell, you only go around once you know." + Don Newhart - CBS (TV) "Drink up and here's to the next one." + Freddie - The Other Arf (TV) "If you are once bitten, twice shy, then you can kiss it all goodbye. If theres a chance you should make it if you think you've got what it takes." + Jade Hurley (Music) "Oh hell, I don't need all o'this !" + J.R. Ewing - Dallas (TV) "If you consider losing, you have already lost." + Paul Newman 1983 "If I had the choice of two evils I would pick the one I hadn't done before." + Mae West "You never wanted life, all you wanted was a three act play." + John English - Josephine (Music) "Go ahead, make my day" + Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry (Movie) "There has got to be a morning after" + The Carpenters - Morning After (Music) "I can't say that I've loved you all, but I've loved as many of you as I could." + Alan Alda - M*A*S*H (TV) "Everybody's got an up side, everybody's got a down side, Never let anybody or anything ever turn your upside down." + Unknown (Music) "If you do something regularly, even if its painful, you miss it when it has gone." + Kato - Pink Panther (Movie) "Love and other bruises, makes us all good losers." + Air Supply (Music) "If a mans gonna eat fried chicken, he's gotta get greasy." + Unknown (Movie) "So find another fool like before, cause I ain't gonna live anymore, believing some of the lies when all the signs are deceiving." + Alan Parsons - Eye in the Sky (Music) "We can live forever, a minute at a time." + Unknown (Music) "Never say goodbye, say farewell." + Unknown "Don't look back, just keep on walking." + Unknown "Never in all my days have I ever seen or heard of a monument or statue being erected in honor of a critic. So ignore the bastards!" + Unknown (TV) "Let me build a bridge for I cannot fill the chasm." + Sting (Music) "The tongue is only inches long but it can cut down a man 6 feet tall." + Japanese Proverb "Spring will still come, without you. Fruit will still be on the trees, without you. The tide will still come in, without you. If they can do without you so can I. So go back in your shell - I'll do bloody well without you. " + Unknown (Lyric) "Some people drink, the rest go mad." + graffiti "Pessimism is the one great self-fulfilling prophecy." + Phillip Adams "Having enough to eat and the right to vote is not the norm. We (Australians) are lucky." + Clive James (TV) "Turnabout is fair play" + Traditional saying "In God we trust, everyone else we check out." + Credit sign in a small business "You're not the only one who makes mistakes, but they are the only thing you can truly call your own." + Billy Joel (Music) "Nothing anybody tells you is gospel. Its up to the individual to make a go of it." + Kerang Cowboy "Don't stand too close to yourself, Don't listen too carefully to what you say." + Do Re Mi - Man Overboard (Music) "If a liar says he's lying how can this be true." + Graffiti "Though life is a moving target, try to hit it just the same." + Ronnie Barker (TV) ""It's better to be thought of as an idiot than to open your mouth and prove the fact. + Unknown "An honest mans pillow is his peace of mind. This world offers riches and riches will grow wings. I don't take stock in those uncertain things." + John Mellencamp (Music) "Sometimes less is more." + Alf (TV) "You can't win, you can only lose, so why do you try, If you live through today then tomorrow you'll surely die." + Operation Petticoat (TV) "If I can stand with one hand under a running cold tap, and the other under a running hot tap then statistically it can be shown that I am comfortable." + Professor at University of Tasmania "Whether you sing or dance or juggle or throw, you'll never win if you don't have a go." + Johnno and Danno - Have a Go (TV) "No matter where we are headed, I am sure I can work a little better deal than the one I have here today." + Nick Holden - Operation Petticoat (TV) "If life seems topsy turvy, try it up the other way." + Ronnie Barker (TV) "I pity the man who tries to take what is mine." + Mr. T, (TV) "The way I see it is that you've gotta go forward. Never go backward. That why we have eyes in the front of our head." + Cybil Shepherd 1987 (TV) "The sun in your eyes made some of the lies worth believing." + Alan Parsons Project (Music) "Still we all get the blues.. If we didn't get down then we wouldn't know how high we were." + Diane Cranston "Future ??!!, I heard about it. Sounds like bullshit to me." + Richard Gere (Movie) "I don't want your physical favours. I don't care what you say your name is. Enough is enough - stop hitting on me ! How good can YOU possibly be." + Sharon O'Neill (Music) "Man is the only species which suffers from an ingrown eyeball. Man is the only species who's head swells when you pat him on the back." + Chuck Swindall (Radio) "Never ask, "Oh why were things so much better in the good old days ?". It is not an intelligent question." + Ecclesiastes 7:10 "Kind words are like honey - sweet to the taste and good for the health." + Proverbs 16:24 "It doesn't matter whether you are dealt a winning or losing hand of cards that matters. It's how each man plays them that decides winners." + Unknown "Better to live out in the desert than with a nagging, complaining wife." + Proverbs 21:19 "If you are weak in a crisis then you are weak in deed." + Proverbs 24:10 "He who points the finger always has three others pointing back at him." + Chinese Proverb "Stop screaming - you haven't been bitten yet !" + Bruce Willis 1987 "Rock n Roll is so much better than music, its a 24 hour a day attitude you know." + David Lee Roth "Don't look back.. Something might be gaining on you." + Di Cranston "Are you an experience or have you been experienced." + Graffiti "Think you can, think you can't, either way you will be right." + Henry Ford "Laugh or Die" + Cold Chisel (Music) "God Bless you all and remember, where ever you go, there you are." + John Rowles "With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice. It's a do or die situation, we can be invincible." + Pat Benetar - Invincible (Music) "Creation by god is self-explanitory. Founded firmly on the notions of spiritual essence, consuming love, and infinite wisdom. The theory that God created men and women is easy to grasp. On the other hand, the chemicals in space idea is tricky. The irrefutable scientific theory that men and women constructed themselves fom a few long carbon molecules and a couple of amino acids requires a massive faith in the supernatural. " + Bruce Petty - Men & Women "If you feel you want to shout, that's freedom calling ou to you.. Stand Up, Face Right, and walk away from it all." + Lobo - Walk away from it all (1972) "Let the good times roll and follow...." + Rod Stewart (Music) "Chronic remorse is a most undesirable sentiment. If you have behaved badly repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time. On NO account brood over your wrong doing. Rolling in the muck is not the best way of getting clean." + Aldous Huxley - Brave New World "Don't let 'em put you down, don't let 'em push you around. Don't let 'em ever change your point of view." + Rod Stewart - Young Turks (Music) "There you are with your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face, and you cannot handle pressure." + Billy Joel - Pressure (Music) "Like a cowboy in a rodeo, Riding hard but never letting go." + Jimmy Barnes- Driving Wheels (Music) "Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans." + John Lennon (Music) "Bite off more than you can chew, and then chew like buggery." + Jack Davey "Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the bodies basic desire to choke the living shit out of some arsehole who desperately needs it." + Di Cranston "A good man falls over seven times and gets up again." + Mal Garvin "You can't please everyone so you've got to please yourself." + Ricky Nelson - Garden Party (Music) "It's the squeaky door that gets the oil, you've got to keep on asking." + Warwick C. L. Potts "Why do poor people sit and feed the ducks in the park while the rich people hurry on by." + Unknown "I'm not a rich man but I've got silver in the night stars and gold in the morning sun." + Unknown (Music) "Touch times don't last. Tough people do." + Unknown "Know all you tell but don't tell all you know." + Warwick C. L. Potts "Don't be too polite girls, Don't be too polite. Show a little fight girls, show a little fight. Don't be fearful of offending just in case you get hte sack. Recognise your worth and we won't look back." + Womans Word Theme (Radio 3CR) "Nothing succeeds like a chook without a beak." + Ian MacNamara (Radio) "God wisely decided the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs or kick ourselves too easily." + Guide Post (Magazine) "The high cost of living is often confused with the cost of high living." + C Van Niekerk "Maybe someday, somewhere along the way another love will find us." + Elvis Presley "If you can't be good then be good at being bad." + Unknown (Music) "Everybody hears a number, not a name." + Bruce Hornsby (Music) "Bless the fool that loves forever from the bottom of his heart." + Boz Scaggs - 1976 (Music) "I feel like a pelican. Every way I turn I've got a bloody great bill in front of me." + Rowan Atkinson "Try the impossible, you may be the first o succeed." + Anonymous "A person who can laugh at themselves will always be amused." + Bender "When opportunity knocks, don't complain about the noise." + W.G.P. "I love being after somebody. The thrill of the chase is inspiring." + Unknown "God doesn't give people talents that he doesn't want people to use." + Iron Eagle (Movie) "The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising." + Arthur Bloch "I am what I am and that is all that I am." + Popeye 1932 (TV) "Don't force it... Get a bigger hammer." + Arthur Bloch "Money can't buy poverty." + Marty Feldman "Two frogs fell into a bowl of cream. One didn't panic, he relaxed and drowned. The other kicked and struggled so much that the cream turned to butter and he walked out." + Unknown (ABC TV) "If it not be now, then it will come, and readiness will be everything." + Shakespeare - Hamlet "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate." + Arthur Bloch "You can't fatten the pig on market day." + John Howard "It takes 50000 nuts to put a car together, but only one to scatter them all over the road." + Darryl Somers (TV) "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." + Gordon Liddy "Take or break or hold, say what you will. What you are willing to give ? Give or take control - will we ever know." + 1927 (Music) "Carve every word before you let it fall." + Holmes "If you think about yourself then you've lost sight of the ball." + Mike Willesee "Many drops make a bucket, many buckets make a pond, many ponds make a lake, and many lakes make an ocean." + Percy Ross "He who gives while he lives, get to know where it goes." + Percy Ross "I went dowm with the ship but I kept my mouth shut so I didn'tdrowm like the rest of them." + "Keep on raging - to stop the aging." + The Delltones (Music) "If you can't convince them; confuse them." + Arthur Bloch "We all end up in a single bed sooner or later." + Sir Alec Guiness "I tried to change the world, but I was outnumbered." + Unknown - Raise the Titanic (Movie) "A person who is keen to shake your hand usually has something up his sleeve." + Proverb "And in the bar, the piano man has pulled another nail from my heart." + UK Squeeze (Music) "Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone." + Billy Joel (Music) "Ambition is a beast we all must tame, become so obsessed with it we lose the game. When one door slams another opens up wide. When the green eyed monster knocks at my door he wonders what the hell he came here for." + Sweet & Sour - ABC (TV) "Why is this so ?" + Julius Somner-Miller "Do not do unto others as they do unto you - their tastes might be different." + George Bernard Shaw "You can't check up on everything ! You never know what you might find !" + Sir Humphrey Appleby - Yes Minister (TV) "Theres a fine line between character building and soul destroying." + Colin Hay "Its the moment you think you can't that you realise you can." + Celine Dion "In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present." + Danny DeVito "We aint't gonna go bouncing off the walls for the next ten minutes, because when its over we'll still have the same problems. We've gotta find a way to work this out and stay alive." + Apollo 13 (Movie) "One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching." + Unknown "I don't remember, I didn't do it. Thats my story, and I'm sticking to it" + Joe Simmons "Life is but a game and we are the playthings of the gods." + anonymous "Taken in any context, except seriously, life on earth is palatable and positively enjoyable." + anonymous "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !" "Yes, madam and you are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober." + British Prime Minister Winston Churchill "Speak and the man shall be shown." + Proverb "I love you too much to ever start liking you, so don't expect me to be your friend." + LOBO - 1972 (Music) "Milady, would you sleep with me for one million pounds." "Yes I would." "How about for one pound" "Do you think I am a prostitute, Sir ?!" "We've established that, milady. We are simply haggling over the price." + George Bernard Shaw "I'd prefer to be told to have a nice day by someone who doesn't mean it than be told to sod off by someone who does" + Jeff Greene "My tears of love are a waste of time if I turn away" + Kim Wilde (Music) "Jealousy is a curse but a belly ache is worse" + (Traditional Saying) "Bad weather always looks worse through a window." + Anonymous "Happiness is good for the body but sorrow strengthens the spirit." + Unknown "Work keeps at bay, three great evils - boredom, vice and need." + Unknown "People sitting on top of the world, usually arrived there standing up." + Unknown "No fact of human nature is more characteristic that its willingness to live on a chance." + Anonymous "To save oneself, one must take risks and struggle." + Anonymous "Everything is simpler than you think and yet more complex than you imagine." + Unknown "As I am now, you will soon be, Prepare yourself to follow me." + tombstone - Butterflies (TV) "So shine on through these days we have to fill." + Elton John (Music) "How are you ? I'm quietly falling to pieces. God doesn't want me, and the devil won't have me" + All Creatures Great and Small - (TV) "You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there." + Unknown "I am the world, this is my world, you are part of me. You are a part of my world and you cannot escape me or my world in life or death." + Budda "He who sings, frightens away all his ills." + Traditional Saying "It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance." + Bette Midler - The Rose -1980 (Music) "Take your passion and make it happen" + Irene Cara - Flashdance - 1982 (Music) "If you are pre-occupied with life and death then you aren't ready for heaven." + Unknown "Let people go all the way if they have got the balls for it." + Unknown "Don't gag people with welfare, they'll never make an effort." + Unknown "You are not beaten until you give up." + Anonymous "A man who contemplates revenge keeps his wounds green." + Traditional Saying "Animals are souls earning their right to become human. Any suicide merely results in re-incarnation until you have done your time" + Buddist belief "There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it." + Buddist belief "No soul suffers more than any others. The means only vary." + Buddist belief "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it !" + Michelle Walker "I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be." + Billy Connelly "There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in." + Leonard Cohen "The secret source of humour is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. We cannot avoid the cosmic custard pie that awaits us all. Death is the ultimate joke and all other jokes are chips off his chopping block. Unless we learn to laugh at his brash children named depression, dispair, defeat, deformity, disease and disaster then the old bugger gets his last laugh". + Phillip Adams (Press) "Jesus is coming. Look Busy !!!" + (Grafitti) "There you stood, everybody watched you play. I just turned and walked away. I had nothing left to say." + Bob Seger (Music) "The beauty of the past is that it is the past." "The beauty of the now is to know it." "The beauty of the future is to see where one is going." + Unknown "If you think you're too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a mosquito " + Michelle Walker "I was 30, looked like 50, ooh but I feel like 63." + Elton John - (Music) "You've got to look through things because everywhere is sad." + Felicity Kendall - Solo (TV) "..to be a big, big man you gotta get a little dirt on your hands boy." + Unknown (Music) "You enjoy it more if you can laugh at it." + Unknown "You talk too much, you laugh too loud, that's the price of love." + Brian Ferry - Price of Love (Music) "Don't call it love, heavens above, we've got a better thing." + "Kim Carnes (Music) "Oh, I'm not going to do anything to them. The thought that I might will be enough to keep them going." + Chris Bowkett "Every silver lining has a cloud." + Avon, "Blakes 7" (TV) "We must be prepared to be part of the cure and not remain part of the problem." + Unknown "Dont be afraid to let her into your heart, ... and when your down, don't try to carry the whole world on your shoulders" + The Beatles - Hey Jude (Music) "When all hope is gone, sad songs say so much." + Elton John - (Music) "Achievement is not the most important thing - Authenticity is" + Unknown " I wish I knew what I know now before" + Rod Stewart (Music) "Hindsight is 20/20 vision" + Traditional Saying "Those who haven't loved somebody else, more than they love themselves haven't even begun to live " + Salvation Army Commissioner on her 100th birthday "While you see a chance take it, find romance - fake it, because its all on you" + Steve Winwood (Music) "Everyone's a winner, everyones a loser, just depends on how you play the game. We could be divided, we could be united, it all depends on how you play the game." + Wendy & The Rockets (Music) "Bent, but not broken - you know me" + Wendy Craig - Butterflies (TV) "Here I am, another emotional suicide, overdosed on sentiment and pride Too late to say I love you, Too late to re-stage the play." + Narillion - Script of a jesters ear (Music) "Blackmailed emotions confuse. " + Chrissie Hynde (Music) "I know I've been hurt before, I know that I really shouldn't give anymore but this time , it seems, just a little different." + Christopher Cross (Music) "Its the little things that matter, that add up in the end, with the priceless thrilling magic found only in a friend." + Elizabeth Dunphy "To sow is much easier than to reap." + Traditional Saying "Till I find true love, I can take the pain. I may lose the battle but I shall win the war!" + Unknown (Music) "Yesterday has gone, the sweetness and the pain" + Unknown "A pretty face, don't make no pretty heart. " + Robert Palmer - Bad case of loving you (Music) "The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems." + Billy Joel "'Our day will come' is another way of saying 'you'll get yours'. " + Merelene Cornish - ABC Radio "Use your head and your heart, its not everything but its a start." + Heroes - ABC TV "Only misery comes from falseity." + Number 10 - BBC TV "The drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty." + Traditional saying "You've got to keep going - you'll be dead a long time." + 70 year old semi-trailer driver (female) "If its sent by ship then its a cargo, if its sent by road then its a shipment!" + Dave Allen - Dave Allen at Large, 1975 (TV) "Better late than never, but better never late." + Traditional saying "Fast climbers have sudden falls" + proverb "You think you are clever until you find out how smart you are" + unknown "He who stays in the valley will never see over the hill." + Biblical "Its marvellous what you can see when you open your eyes." + Unknown "Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you." + Proverb "Don't look back, you can never look back." + Don Henley (Music) "No matter what you do you have got to be professional, I am in the car business, and I am in it 100%!" + Warren Von bibra - 1987 "Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart. Sometimes you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in." + Dr. Hook - Better love next time (Music) "The search for happiness is the chief source of unhappiness!" + Unknown - 1979 "It is rude to silence a fool, and cruelty to let him go on." + Unknown "Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician." + Anonymous "Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better." + Anonymous "Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it." + Anonymous "One rose says more than the dozen" + Wendy Craig - Butterflies (TV) "When the tide of misfortune moves over you, even jelly will break your teeth" + Persian saying "Money can't buy poverty." + Marty Feldman "Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over." + Percy Ross "A silver stream is a poor mans wine." + Cliff Richard "You can't drown your sorrows, they always float to the surface." + Anonymous "If my ship sails from sight, it doesn't mean my journey ends, it simply means the river bends." + Mr Powell "It is easy to believe in freedom of speech for those with whom we agree." + Leo McKern - Rumpole of the Bailey (TV) "Winners never quit and quitters never win." + Silver Spoons (TV) "Would you kick an opponent when he was down ? Yes, if I thought he might get up." + Edmund Rouse "A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours." + Unknown "I disagree with everything you say but I will defend to the death, your right to say it." + Leo McKern - Rumpole of the Bailey (TV) "What ? Why not toast failure ?? The champagne still tastes the same." + Leo McKern - Rumpole of the Bailey (TV) "The patience of the hunter is always greater than that of the prey." + Traditional saying "Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way." + Graffiti "Don't you know by now, luck don't lead to anything or why you keep on moving" + Steve Winwood (Music) "If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you!" "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!" + British Prime Minister Winston Churchill "Thats the thing about faith. If you don't have it you can't understand it. And if you do, no explanation is necessary" + Major Kira Nerys - Star Trek Deep Space Nine (TV) "Everytime I look into the eyes of an animal I see life; the force of life and the beauty of creation" + Radar O'Reilly - M*A*S*H - (TV) "Trying is a part of failing. If you are afraid to fail then your afraid to try." + Mrs. Cunningham - Happy Days (TV) "They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now." + Capt. James T. Kirk - Star Trek (TV) "Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence" + Henrik Tikkanen "The world is in your hands, now use it." + Phil Collins "No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong." + Unknown (Music) "Come on, Come on, and there'll be no turning back. You were only killing time and it can kill you right back Come on, Come on, its time to burn up the fuse. You got nothing to do and even less to lose". + Jim Steinman (Music) "You never know what events are going to transpire to get you home." + Apollo 13 (Movie) "Live today for tomorrow it will all be history". + (Proverb)