THE OFFICIAL SEX QUIZ Study each question carefully. Then choose the answer that seems more correct, True or False. 1. A clitoris is a type of flower. 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 3. "Spread-eagle" is an extinct bird. 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. 5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. 6. A g-string is part of a violin. 7. Semen is another word for "sailors." 8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly." 9. Testicles are found on an octopus. 10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. 14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke." 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 16. A condom is an apartment complex. 17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church. 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickles. 20. An erection is when Japanese vote for their new government officials. 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. 23. Pornography is the business of making record albums. 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. 25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve." 26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. 27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. 28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus. 29. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden. 30. A Fallopian Tube is a part of a television set. 31. Fellatio refers to an Italian dagger. 32. Cunnilingus refers to someone who can speak foreign languages. 33. Phallus was a city on the Nile. 34. VD is an American holiday celebrated on November 11. 35. Herpes was a Greek god. 36. A homosexual is a technician who purifies milk. 37. The ben-wa ball is held every year in Tokyo on June 1.