Mail-from: From POPmail Wed Aug 18 00:03:47 1999 Received: from obastrlx.etter.ch (obastrlx.etter.ch [195.246.75.1]) by keaton.ethz.ch (8.9.2/8.9.2) with ESMTP id KAA24177 for ; Tue, 17 Aug 1999 10:02:34 +0200 (MET DST) Received: (from majordom@localhost) by obastrlx.etter.ch (8.8.8/8.8.6-AS) id JAA23210 for lugs-list; Tue, 17 Aug 1999 09:13:13 +0200 Received: from keaton.ethz.ch (keaton.ethz.ch [129.132.27.68]) by obastrlx.etter.ch (8.8.8/8.8.6-AS) with ESMTP id JAA23206 for ; Tue, 17 Aug 1999 09:13:11 +0200 Received: from franklin.ch (welles.ethz.ch [129.132.27.98]) by keaton.ethz.ch (8.9.2/8.9.2) with ESMTP id JAA23821 for ; Tue, 17 Aug 1999 09:09:27 +0200 (MET DST) Message-ID: <37B90B87.1B0D06ED@franklin.ch> Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 09:13:11 +0200 From: Neil Franklin Organization: My Own Private Self X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.08 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 5.3 IP22) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: lugs@lugs.ch Subject: Spass mit Jahr 2000 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sender: owner-lugs@lugs.ch Precedence: bulk Reply-To: lugs@lugs.ch Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Length: 1466 Status: RO Soeben auf Slashdot gefunden: ----------- Progress Report (Score:4, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Mon August 16, 11:03 EDT (#5) Fwd: News Progress Report from the Y2K project Subject: Y2K "Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y to K" problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction. ----------- Ach ja, der ist auch noch gut: http://www.hartscientific.com/y2k.htm -- Neil Franklin, Nerd, Geek, Unix Guru, Hacker, Mystic neil@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Computer: toy that speeds work, so you have more time to play with it