After this, you might to get into the habit: If Operating Systems Were Beers DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2-oz. each, wich have to be accessed separately. soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. Mac Beer: At first, came only in a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Windows 3.1 Beer: The word's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows 3.1 Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows 3.1 Beer will explode when you open it. To be continued --- Addition by Neil Franklin: Unfortunately it wasn't:-(. But see the longer and differing German version