Top ten reasons to go into computers:

1. It's ten times more fun than being a doctor, a lawyer, a dentist, or 
   an accountant.
2. Starting salaries average $7,000 more than that of the accountant.
3. Technology is always changing. No more boring, uninteresting jobs!
4. Bad bosses can be put in their place with a little computer sabotage!
5. It's the only career growing in the 1990s!
6. E-Mail is faster and cheaper than the U.S. Postal Service!
7. Computers don't save work; they just make more work!
8. For men only: You can meet beautiful women by helping with their computer
   problems!
9. There are no exclusionary exams (such as the Bar) required to become a
   programmer; nor is there any special government regulation.
10. Computers are the only commodity whose prices FALL over time!