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CIO (Chief Information Office)
  • Leaps tall buildings on a single bound
  • Is more powerful than a locomotive
  • Is faster than a speeding bullet
  • Walks on water
  • Gives Policy to God

    Project Manager
  • Leaps short buildings in a single bound
  • Is more powerful than a switch engine
  • Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
  • Walks on water if sea is calm
  • Talks to God

    Senior Analyst
  • Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
  • Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
  • Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
  • Talks with God if special permission is approved

    Systems Analyst
  • Barely clears a quonset hut
  • Loses tug of war with a switch engine
  • Can fire a speeding bullet
  • Swims well
  • Is occasionally addressed by God

    Programmer Analyst
  • Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings
  • Is run over by locomotives
  • Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
  • Calls swimming "Staying Alive In The Water"
  • Talks to animals

  • Runs into buildings
  • Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
  • Is not issued ammunition
  • Can stay afloat with a life jacket
  • Talks to walls

    Project Clerk
  • Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building
  • Says look at the choo-choo
  • Wets himself with a water pistol
  • Plays in mud puddles
  • Mumbles to himself

  • Lifts buildings and walks under them
  • Kicks locomotives off the tracks
  • Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
  • Freezes water with a single glance
  • Is God